Because what is a human being, not a piece of poopoo, okay?

因为什么是人， 不是一坨屎， 好吗？

So I take this one in the morning, this one after I brush my teeth, and then this before I have my first meal, this one after my ninth meal, this one before bed, and this one... this one after my poopoo.

所以这个是我早上吃的，这个是我刷完牙之后吃的，然后这个是在吃第一餐之前吃的，第九顿饭后吃这个，睡前吃这个，还有这个...这个是在我便便之后。