fart

Public places, it was suddenly put a fart, a person over to pat him on the shoulder and said: accent, not a local.

Pythagoras believed that when you fart a bit of your soul escapes.

Every night he listens to my troubles, cooing his understanding or praising me with an encouraging fart.

I was once in the midst of a heated battle when one of my team mates let out a huge fart, causing me to burst out into rapturous laughter.

If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night, by God and Sonny Jesus, you'll all visit the infirmary.

Embarrass him in public. Make a burp or a fart joke about him or ask him tons of annoying personal questions.

Is a happiness, pang regardless, depressed, the HING just is all on feels cowardly just. Resemble fart, let out, what also had no!

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart.

A fart, which is the expulsion of gas from the anus, is often accompanied by a loud noise, a vibrating sensation, and an unpleasant odor.

There was Kroa who belched like a pig and always let off a loud fart when he sat down to table.

Today, for the first time I had sex with my girlfriend, unfortunately afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart.

First marriage, the bride put a fart, embarrassing scenes together, one person said: "The bride fart, very lucky. "

I'm sorry Jane. It was a brant fart when I said you were the last girl in the world that I'd like you to date.

Fixed bug that would cause "Security Fart" to go off if the surface the phone was placed on wasn't perfectly flat or slightly vibrating.

Once upon a time there was a ghost (terrorist? ) , put fart (funny? ) , died (very sentimental).

"Within a short while, she put Sa fart, and the scene was embarrassing to see that person added: " Run, ah, to pull the bride!

Depending on your stage of life, you might call it a brain fart or a senior moment.

In the case of a Ferrari, if you don't FART before snapping, you're likely to make another boring photo of the whole car from eye level.

Finally, to my relief, I found a cab but when I got in I let a little fart slip.

Love is like fart, took a great deal of effort has pulled out of the excrement!

Look at him, all day he doesn't so much as fart , but everything gets done!

One day in the bus, especially hot too stuffy, special do not know who put a fart, this is worse.

I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep.

was an oId fart who beat the crap out of a young punk haIf his age.

Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind! Nothinha left however !

I know I'm holding the keys, because without me, that bird book's about as meaningful as a fart in a wind storm.

What better way to get out of an embarrassing scrape or a sensitive situation than by letting off a loud fart?

She said - That's a good idea. . . you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!

Ralph, Jr. rises, bends over and forces his head into his rear end. A huge FART explodes .

The next day, I wear a suit, and will be borrowed hair with hair fart dian dian, after "the appointment" .

And turn a glance at me, believing that I fart at their overtaking.

OK, let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now.

Life is like a piece of shit, sometimes you've been trying hard but a fart.

All the problems in the world, will be able to "pass you fart matter" and "pass I fart matter" to answer. Suddenly feel fart good busy.

I just told him to pretend like I'd done a really bad fart.

Look, I don't mean to sound like an old fart.

Man vanished like a fart in the wind.

Everything was going great. I was even going to ask her out. Then, suddenly, I got the urge to fart.

Still you wouldn't believe how many are eager to see a dog fart or pee, among the many crazy rides and noises.

Also, researchers have been looking for a way to grow cows that don't fart as much.

If the combination of gases that make up a fart includes a significant amount of hydrogen sulfide, their will stink.

Fart big the little things are come to me, to you both abuse is Gansha to eat.

Ze, I used a piece of rose red cloth and made you a rabbit, it is like your love so beautiful so fart.

Talking about farting, i seem to fart more when i exercise.

As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart.

Aye, I'm less than half of Haldon, and no one gives a mummer's fart whether I live or die.

Hard to believe, high-strung as he was. You cut a loud fart, he jumped three feet.

Modern jet packs just use tanks of compressed gas that basically fart you into the air. If that sounds lame, you're right.

Just think, if I got a job there, I could tell everybody that I worked at the FART factory.

If in the bully me, and I will write your name in the pants, with you fart collapse.

Females fart just as much as males, though on the whole less extravagantly.

"If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested. " On his daughter, Princess Anne.

Shier on the back, you say nothing of it personally, you will when I put a bunch of fart.

My rule about meeting people is -- if I love their work, I don't want to risk seeing them fart or pick their teeth.

" connubial bate: " That you, the fart key point that why to put it in you heat preservation?

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart.

This theory which is due to a fart is just like a theory which is due to an apple.

What's worse is that I feel like I just exposed you to the world's worst fart joke by even sharing this picture.

It's not my fart . It's just a whoopee cushion.

When you hold in a fart, it is neither released nor absorbed. It simply migrates back upward into the intestine and comes out later.

Dante: That's a solid performance for an old fart like you.

Whether or not a person's fart smells depends on what he or she has been eating recently.

Mr Hotshot Banker, if she ate her way through a boxcar of Ex-Lax, she wouldn't dare fart unless I gave her the nod.

Someone may let out a fart right in the middle of things.

I could bash your head in I hate you so much, you fart, you fart!

Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart.

I haven't heard too many pigs fart but I would describe it as very full-on.

Suddenly, his wife put a big fart!

At the high end of the range, that's about two Coke cans full of fart.

Today, I was in my room. When suddenly my dad started chasing my sister around the house yelling, "Fart! You farted! "

Some people are so undiscriminating that they say a Russian fart is fragrant. That too is subjectivism.

" Chen Quan dehisce with respect to Say: " Fart.

When it is a bit better to just felt in me, another fart came again.

Instead of developing a cow that doesn't fart quite as much, Mironov wants to cut out the cow altogether.

It's not my fart, It's just a woppie cushion .

I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out.

It's not my fart. It's just a woopie cushion.

Although the sounds of fart were different, but the smell were consistent definitely, that was sulfur dioxide and barmy radishes.

Other factors besides diet determine the amounts and relative proportions of fart gases.

Listen: we are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

My personal favourite is the "Cow Fart CO2" app, the "Bovine Flatulence" measurement that measures your carbon footprint in cow farts.

The contempt of the opponent 's poem: it must not fart, turn the world upside down!

He could fart thirteen times in succession, they informed me. He held the record.

No matter how the running dogs of special interest groups fart around, Yao Jiaxin must die!

There was once a ghost, it put a fart, then it died.

Did that girl just fart as she ran past me?

Saddam's mustard gas was nothing compared to a Walter fart!

Stop being such a fart!

This heralds a period of deeper intimacy-fart honeymoon, where both partied found that the fart by other is the cutest thing in the world.

Even the sound of a fart will shake the floor of the third floor.

Causes the player to fart, damaging and poisoning any enemy in close vicinity.

Hypocritical: looks like having it, however pass nothing, even a fart.

Insane, silly, the daily fart jolts the fart to jolt is being alone happy .

I don't know: I ran out of metaphor after the fart gag.

If you drink too much, you get a really bad stomachache and it makes you fart.

Love resembles, tried hard occasionally very long the result is a fart only however!

That's not us, we think of say, a fart on the release, wanton arrogance, rampage.

I don't give a fiddler's fart about some hippie morality agonising about nuclear technology.

I really thought it was a brain fart.

Blocking him will make you the sour old fart due to be put out to grass.

Of course people might say that is to protect people, weapons, but people are dead, you also protect the fart?

Houston will go into the first round crippled legged, back spasmed, fart toed and gimping all the way.

I tried to fart, but to my bad luck, I shit my pants.

If you forget to FART first, as most people do, your photos will usually be boring.

" Within a short while, then put two fart, there are awkward scenes together, the man added: " let both the bride, a top-two .

" Presbyopia hen Yidou wings: " You, you old so go catch pigeons fart big kids out riding Dugan pee your head!

Which soon became a world wide sensation, bought by many practical jokers who took pleasure in hearing someone else fart.

The fewer bacteria there are, the larger the bubble is and thus the louder the fart is.

We can each sniff out a perp, like a hot fart.

No matter when, tears is the silliest action. Tears is fart! ! !

Every time I get angry, the words I say are all brain fart.

Use real hand motions to make it fart.

Say excuse me immediately if you burp, fart, cough, yawn or sneeze.

Ostentatious : Before every time move bowels necessarily and first put 3 ring fart.

Be careful not to fart in the public.

The love is like then and then, sometimes working hard for a long time but being a fart.

Some might say, you fart, Budongzhuangdong, you are neither a scientist nor a doctor, well versed in Han AIDS ah?

A man is always placed ring fart at work, colleagues could not help but say: you can not but speak out?

Is child fart particularly smelly what reason be?

Sometimes when you pull out and she changes positions she'll fart out her vagina (queefing).

Never fart in an elevator.

But I am not a fart face, I am his father.

It's part of their genetic code, like fart-ing.

My dad is just an old fart.

Animals produce methane, which is another dangerous greenhouse gas, when they burp and fart.

He always comes up some brain fart that gets us into trouble.

I found out just before Christmas, which was why I was such a fart at our party.

from one Fart towards another part of the ocean or sea concerned.

You will not cry or sneeze or burp or fart no annoying sounds.

'He don't even fart, ' added the tailor, gloomily.

Handsome have a fart to use! In the end also not be he eat! ! ! ! ! About happy character signature.

GARVEN said: words are people say, fart also is a person put, speak and farting, as one breath just. . .

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

Other people's thing not my fart business, not my horse I don't give a fuck.

She feels very sorry for this brain fart.

You must remember to separate, otherwise we oh. . . Call your small fart, hehe!

Is person love fart meddlesome ?

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart.

Like WangDaChuan fat and very smelly fart, the fart also very smelly!

He sucked all the fart sealed in the jar.

Smile what ah? It's not purchasing, old fart eye!

Don't eat the hard bit on it's back, they make you fart!

The big bucks are in dick and fart jokes.

Dog: Have some common sense, do you think my fart is also a chemical weapon?

Some old fart shouted at us when we were practising the drums.

The world's most popular digital fart machine!

Depend! What the human life April day, fart! All of womans are an active volcano.

Never fart, burp, or cuss in public.

That my natural self-satisfied peaceful meeting going to proceed to go to bed , can not have dozen of fart .

What a brain fart! Mary believes in you, well, you will face the music.

You shouldn't fart so loudly in his class.

The world is pooped out: there isn't a dry fart left.

You will night cry, or sneeze, or burp or fart.

Zhu Geliang imitated woodpecker to cry twice, take the chance to give fart put.

It is a brain fart of walking in this forest.

I can just fart in front of you.

I don't give a monkey's fart about what they think.

I take my best pictures when I FART first.

I know you just give some brain fart, aren't you?

the mimosas weep, and there is a wet, foggy fart on the window panes .

One day I fart too much, and how to improve from the diet?

Did you just fart or did you always smell that way?

If you don't let girlfriend smoke because it does body no good, then you smoke fart.

He's gone, is you do public servant's people, he has become fart.

Did she just fart? !

or sneeze or burp or fart!

Then they pucker their lips and make fart noises and everybody just laughs until they die.

They could fart, but they shouldn't fart methane.

you have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart!

What is a fart and why does it smell?

Because he put the P excessive cause, I have a childhood name for him, call fart fart. Very the benignity is very good to listen.

Fart gamers to play God, in the automobile after the fart by the space bar, the car cover fart sound voice can not be beaten.

I hope I don't fart.

A period I like to call the "fart honeymoon"

As a common people, our future is a fart to buy a house, a wife, parents, children.

Did you ever fart in front of her?

We go now, this is me, everything is my fault, I once said, I didn't realize all my promise you a fart.

Human Female -I like to fart in the tub.

a potential fart will contain a greater proportion of inert , non - odorous nitrogen , the longer it is held inside the body

Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML

The Application of Feature Coding to CAD for Motorcycle Plane Fart

we burp , fart , and insult our audience ' s intelligence

If you're feeling naughty, add some fart jokes to somebody's excellent translation. We'll see if the community spots it and fixes it.

"ooh did you fart? " followed by the sheepish admission of truth

Either the fart loses its power to amuse and embarrass

Image Enhancement and Restoration Based on FART Network and Data Fusion

And so we reach the critical fork in the fart