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Chandler was a master of this sort of sub-textural dancing, where dialogue is always a hidden agenda about to be revealed.

Chandler is still a bit flighty, but then he overhears Phoebe mention Monica's pregnancy, and that brings him back to reality.

Mrs Chandler reassured her brother that she was being well cared for and managed to compose herself to continue the conversation.

Mrs. Bing: Oh, you watched the show! What'd you think? Chandler: Well, I think you need to come out of your shell just a little.

Chandler: You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom. . .

Oh, yeah. Easy for you to say. You don't have to walk transporting some reject from the Mr. T collection! -Chandler, Chandler. . .

Chandler: Well, I think you need to come out of your shell just a little.

Chandler: Y'know, if you're gonna work late, I could look in on him for you.

Chandler: Hey, you know who used to have nails like that?

Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. . . (They all stare at him. ) Did I say that out loud?

Chandler: She did not have to tell me, I saw the play, and there was no he at. Back me up here, Ross!

Chandler : It was an accident . Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts .

Chandler tries to save face and makes the 'OK' sign with his hands, while obviously unable to breathe.

Rachel is looking for a date to a charity ball; Phoebe finds a guy for her, but so do Monica and Chandler; things get competitive.

Ross and Rachel were in it for good, Monica and Chandler had twins, Phoebe was happily married to Mike, and Joey had a new chick and a duck.

Chandler: Again, let's journey back. . . As I recall what Rachel said, was she had never notice the shape of your skull before.

Chandler: I'm right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now there's no heat! Now.

You know what? I know Chandler longer, so I always think of him as my best friend, but now. I may have to rethink some stuff.

After Chandler's botched proposal attempt, Monica decided to take matters in her own hands and arranged for a candlelit proposal.

Chandler can only imagine what it would be like to feel camaraderie with the thousands who lost everything and had to start from scratch.

Chandler: That's right! Where are the guys? I'm ready to get drunk and see some strippers .

(Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt.

Chandler: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.

Phoebe: If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off. Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.

Chandler strides proudly across the vestibule and Jill stares at him.

Chandler, what is the matter with your face?

CHANDLER: Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.

Ross sees Chandler flirting with the pizza girl (Caitlin) and decides he's going to turn on the charm as well, with disasterous results.

Although New Orleans has a 7-footer of its own in Tyson Chandler , the matchup against the 7-6 Yao did not go well for the Hornets' center.

Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her.

Chandler takes a shower but is still wearing socks when he comes out of the shower.

Janice: I just came up to say, "Hi! " Hi! (to Chandler) And you, sweetie, I'll see you tonight.

Okay. Chandler, Mon. . . there's only one banana nut muffin left. -Oh, I ordered mine first! -Yeah, but I'm so much faster. . .

Are Gallinari and Chandler ready to take on more responsibility?

"I kept waiting for him to say, 'Well, times are tough on all of us, ' or 'Who isn't feeling the pinch these days, eh? '" Chandler said.

Although Bonfiglioli has been compared to Hammett and Chandler, in truth their books share nothing but a genre.

Cut to the hallway, Joey is listening to Chandler and his mom's conversation through the door as Ross walks up.

While he is also a bigger guy (he's not exactly the Tyson Chandler type), he should be able to run the floor and grab a few rebounds.

Chandler: All right, all right, I'll go sleep with my girlfriend. But I'm just doing it for you guys.

Chandler: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd. . . make myself omnipotent forever.

CHANDLER: I don't know. I just had this weird sense. You know, but that's me. I'm weird and sensitive. Tissue?

A: The foundational nature of Al Chandler's research is widely confirmed throughout the essays of the Handbook.

Rachel Chandler broke down in tears during her first contact after being taken hostage by Somali pirates.

Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway?

Scene: Chandler's Office. Chandler is playing with a toy as his boss Mr. Douglas knocks and opens the door.

At her boss' request, Mary is knocking at Mr. Chandler's door to see him.

Chandler: So if you want people to see them, then by definition you're not having them taken out. . . say, at the break of dawn?

Little Chandler remembered one of Ignatius Gallaher's sayings when he was in a tight corner .

Chandler: You know that thing, when you and I talk to each other about things?

Oh, hi, Ross. Yeah. There's someone I want you to say hi to. (to Chandler) He just happened to call.

CHANDLER: Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room.

Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers, . . . it doesn't make much of a difference. . .

Chandler: All right, there's a nuclear holocaust, I'm the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?

No, it isn't, because you won't let that happen. Don't you know it yet? You love me, Chandler Bing.

For a complete safari experience, Chandler recommends spending the night in one of the on-site luxury tents.

Chandler: Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne. . .

This has got to stop! Chandler is a great name.

There's a heavy dose of Matthew in Chandler: the wiseguy attitude, the nervous energy, the unsinkable sense of humor.

Gangway watchman: Oh, . . . . . . Mr. Smith, representative of the ship-chandler.

Chandler: Sir, can I ask you to umm, could you. . . hold out that ring and ask me to marry you?

Chandler still expects the Hornets to play as if they're underdogs, not, as some national publications have opined, favorites.

Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe start to pick through the lasagne as there's a knock on the door which Monica answers.

Monica tried to cheer Chandler up by putting a chicken on her head.

Ross and Joey throw a ball back and forth without dropping it for a couple hours; soon it becomes a contest, joined by Monica and Chandler.

Chandler and Smith believe the effort will pay off in a more comprehensive deal between the two governments.

Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot.

Chandler: Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this.

Cut to Chandler and a woman, Andrea, reaching for the same slice of meat.

At her boss' request[1], Mary is knocking at Mr. Chandler's door to see him.

Chandler : Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do.

Monica: Believe me, Chandler and I have not seen each other in over a week.

Meanwhile, Joey and Ross are feeling brushed-off because Chandler isn't hanging out with them.

Mr Chandler was the dean of American business historians, the man who more or less invented the history of the big corporation.

Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.

Chandler wants at least $60 million to settle his latest complaint against the pop music king.

Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent.

Joey and Chandler are helping me with my furniture.

Ross and Phoebe find Chandler at his office and convince him to come back, one step at a time.

(Holding the phone out to Chandler) Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you.

We're badly in need of these coils. Please inform the ship chandler to deliver them on board as soon as possible.

Chandler: Well, you-you know what I meant.

Chandler gets over the fact that she has an artificial leg, but when Ginger learns he has a third nipple, she dumps him.

Chandler : That fake British woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance. . . Hey!

Chandler tries to do the same thing but the pen hits him in the head.

Do I detect a little sarcasm? On "Friends, " Chandler-speak was a dialect all it's own, often imitated, but never duplicated.

A name synonymous with the hardboiled genre, Chandler's most famous character is Philip Marlowe, a tough private eye with a smart mouth.

In a somewhat unlikely claim, Perry also insists that Mrs Thatcher is an avid viewer, particularly of Joey and Chandler's scenes.

Chandler: Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights. . . does it get better than this?

Chandler: Oh, thanks, but I think she'd feel like we're gang in' up on her.

Chandler: (Picks up the "Miss Congeniality" DVD) She's an FBI agent, posing as a beauty contestant.

Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the football game continues.

Chandler and Joey try to make due with patio furniture and a canoe as their only furnishings.

Chandler: I think you know.

Chandler: Yeah, it's like someone literally wrote down my worst nightmare and then charged me $32 to see it!

Tyson Chandler, Left Ankle: Well, a toe kept him out of Oklahoma City, but his gimpy ankle might keep New Orleans out of the second round.

Chandler: This is unbelievable. It's been like a half an hour. If this was a cartoon, you'd be looking like a ham right about now.

Chandler: And no one touches the air around the TV!

Chandler, under stress because Ross and Rachel's break-up reminds him of his parents divorce, starts smoking again.

Chandler: After years of struggling, you've cracked your way into show business.

W: Thank you so much for your encouragement, Mr. Chandler.

Chandler: How. Exactly are you pursuing that? You know other than sending out resumes like what, two years ago?

Chandler : Hey! Stop staring at my wife's legs! No no! Stop staring at your sister's legs!

Chandler: Joey, a woman just stuck her tongue down my throat, I'm not even listening to you.

Like the famous episode of the TV show Friends where nobody knows what Chandler does at work, most people don't know what I do.

I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo.

Chandler wants Monica to wear the earings he gave her.

"He does with me a little bit, because I've known him since I was like 14, " Chandler said.

CHANDLER: You, move out. Take your fruit, your stupid small fruit and GET OUT!

Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone. . . there.

Chandler: No. You've got options. You can smoke like this? or you can hold it in your mouth.

Chandler's Office, Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door.

Chandler: It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.

Chandler: Ok, Monica, only dogs can hear you now, so, look, the door's open. Here we go.

Chandler: No, I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment.

Chandler: Hey, listen, I'm sorry about this afternoon.

Chandler's one of those repressed guys who you'd have to seduce.

Dr Chandler says that marine conservation now requires either the reform of the National Marine Sanctuaries Act or entirely new legislation.

At a restaurant in Chandler, waitresses worry that combining weapons with alcohol, even with restrictions, seems foolhardy.

Chandler: Well, when I go outside naked, people throw things at me.

Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know?

Chandler is wearing a tie with a picture of a cartoon Santa on it.

So the famous American mystery writer Raymond Chandler was asked to help write the script.

Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.

Marc Chandler, at Brown Brothers Harriman, says investors are likely to make more money by betting with the HKMA than against it.

Chandler: I also want you to remember that I let you lie here rent free!

Monica: And I assume, Chandler, you are still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays.

Later, Ross finds out Rachel is going on a date with Mark and spies on them through Chandler's peep-hole.

"Everyone's supposed to get a fair shake at this misery, " Chandler added. "Even incredibly wealthy people of privilege like me. "

Chandler leans over the back of the couch out of sight.

Earlier on Friday Mrs Chandler was allowed to make a phone call to her family, which was broadcast on ITV news.

Chandler, can I talk to you for a second?

Chandler: Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did that.

Chandler sulkily picks up a garbage can lid and uses it as an umbrella.

I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock.

Chandler: Well, it's a pretty big commitment, I mean, what if one of us wants to move out?

Chandler: Joey, if I go first, I wanna be looking for my keys.

Chandler: Yeah, and I-I gave first names to all of the football players.

Chandler: All right, there's a nuclear holocaust, I'm the lastman on Earth. Would you go out with me?

Chandler: Nah, not so much. Alright, now we smoke. Oh. . . my. . . God.

Chandler: If I'm the best, it's only because you've made me the best.

Chandler: Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city. How often does that happen?

CHANDLER: That's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.

Furthermore, says Dr Chandler, the public procedure by which marine reserves are designated as such causes delays.

They both pull but Joey slips out and starts to fall backwards just as Chandler enters, scaring him.

Chandler: I used to have that bumper sticker.

Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica get stuck in Monica's room while Ross and Rachel try to work things out.

Chandler: It's not just that she's cute, okay. It's just that. . . she's really really cute.

Chandler: Yes. Yes, thanks for letting me use your phone. . . and for saving my life.

Joey won't take it, but Chandler invents a game called "Cups" and lets Joey win the money.

Joey: (comforting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot.

Chandler: Yes, please don't spoil all this fun.

The Hornets have been healthy this season and have an All-Star in David West and a top rebounder in Tyson Chandler.

Chandler: What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table!

Chandler: I don't know. I can't--I just, I can't get her out of my head.

CHANDLER and Maricopa are typical of the youthful, sprawling cities on the southern edge of Phoenix, Arizona.

Chandler realizes he's put on some weight, so he agrees to let Monica be his personal fitness trainer.

Chandler: So you can balloon up or you can shrink down. . . and I will still love you.

Chandler: Yeah. Well, I think our second fight is going to be a big one!

"Then it is an immoral city, " said little Chandler, with timid insistence, "I mean, compared with London or Dublin? "

Joey: Well, Chandler's old roommate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so. . . Happy Chanukah, everyone.

TYSON CHANDLER (forward and center for the Chicago Bulls): The first time I saw him, I thought, "That's an amazing man. "

while sneaking into Joanna's office, Rachel finds Chandler half naked and hand-cuffed to a chair.

Chandler: Yes, I know, but her friend sounds like such a. . .

Chandler: Excuse me You don't think I could get a Brian Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. . . . I'm really not.

Chandler: Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!

Chandler: Hey, that's not good. Can I get an espresso and a latte over here, please?

Rachel Chandler's brother, Stephen Collett, made a direct appeal to the pirates to release the couple.

A closer Shanghai pair measured by Chandler is copper, also a highly speculative market influenced by Chinese bank liquidity.

The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.

Chandler: I mean presumably , the biggest part of your job is done.

Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. . . Did I say that out loud?

Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. (Showing off to Phoebe and Chandler) I'm talking to Rome.

Chandler: I got it. (over the intercom)Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.

This is Phoebe, Chandler and Joey. -I'll never remember all that.

The work of Henry Chandler Cowles in the Indiana Dunes helped spread the science of ecology throughout the world.

Chandler: He could be alone. This morning I heard him do push-ups, and then talk to his triceps .

Chandler: Okay, could you just stop talking for a second?

All right, that's it. Chandler, help me get her out of the chair.

The writer reviews the emergence of the hard-boiled detective fiction and draws an outline of Chandler's life and his major novels.

Li Nan led the team to keep in line with the creation of opportunities for teammates, Moco , and Chandler hit successive one-third.

Chandler: I dunno, but. . . I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.

Chandler: Oh, don't worry about it I mean you probably were tired, you had a lot of champagne, it happens to everybody.

A faulty rotation by Gasol and Odom led to a put-back by Chandler.

CHANDLER: I'm just saying that sometimes we like to do stuff that costs a little more.

Chandler too has felt its share of pain as Arizona's housing boom crumbled; home prices are down by half and foreclosures have soared.

Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace .

They should change the name to "Ms. Chandler. "

In nearby Chandler, a middle-class area, it will be building its stores within reach of the city's richest inhabitants.

Yes, the ship chandler sent them yesterday.

Chandler wouldn't mind if I opened just one present. What do you think it is?

Chandler: I'm not saying it was a good idea, I'm saying I snapped!

CHANDLER: Well then, how do you know when vegetables are done?

CHANDLER: Well I didn't think that was serious. [grabs the spoons back] Ya know I thought that was just a fight.

Chandler: I had sex today. I never have to answer that phone again.

The brother of Rachel Chandler, Stephen Collett, told the Observer the Foreign Office was doing an "excellent" job.

Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna.

He thinks shes interested in him, so he seeks advice from Ross and Chandler on how they "repel women. "

Chandler: Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.

Chandler: Because then we would be the guys who turned off free porn.

Chandler and Joey gawk at the Xerox girl, who invites them both to a dance club.

Mr Chandler, a quantity surveyor, and his economist wife, took early retirement about three years ago.

Chandler: Stay out of my freezer!

Chandler: Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling.

Monica frantically bursts into action as Rachel resumes winding , tangling Chandler 's wool .

Chandler - The office comedian.

Chandler: Alright, what have we learned so far?

Chandler: Huh. Did, uh. . . any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?

Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Saturday night!

Chandler jettisoned the anti-union dogma and set about building a west-coast rival to the New York Times.

organization whose structure, including its mechanisms of control, should follow its strategy (Chandler, 1962).

Correct. Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breast?

Scene; Central Perk, Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking.

(Joey and Chandler pick her up) All right, ok, I gotta go. I'm going, (they throw her out) and I'm gone.

Chandler: I haven't done that in a while.

Chandler: That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your. . . nipular areas.

chandler : well , you still haven ' t taken down the christmas lights.

Alfred Chandler, the great business historian, died in May.

CHANDLER: Oh, come on. I can never get a girl like that with conventional methods.

Chandler: Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is.

Chandler: All right, but you can't use that again for a whole year. I'm in.

They degenerate into bickering and Chandler happily starts to smoke, undisturbed.

CHANDLER: Jeannie, the head of east coast operations Jeannie?

Scene: Central Perk, Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear.

Chandler: Yes, yes, but did you see who she was dating?

Reason Chandler is glad he did the financial prep work beforehand and says he borrows less.

Well, goodbye, Chandler. I had a great blackout.

Chandler: Y'know, I-I could see how this could happen, y'know you're up there every night, you're naked, touching, kissing.

Chandler Bing, it's time to see your thing.

Chandler: Are there no conscious men in the city for you two?

However, while Joey and Chandler are at a game, Rachel and Monica switch apartments.

Chandler: Look, maybe I got carried away before. But there's something you gotta know.

Chandler: No, nono, don't- don't worry about it. Believe me, apparently other people have made the same mistake.

Chandler: Thank God you didn't try to fan out the magazines. I mean, she'll scratch your eyes right out.

But as Chandler writes: 'For the most part the relationship is not that tight.

Chandler: What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with?

Chandler: Y'know, I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm.

Chandler: Weekly Estimated Net Usage Systems. A processing term. . .

Cental Perk, Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking.

Chandler reputedly controlled more sideline rackets than anyone else on staff.

Chandler: Yes. It's very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.

Figure 1 shows Chandler, a calendar and e-mail management program in development at the Open Source Application Foundation.

Kathy: I'll tell you what, Chandler, why don't you call me when you grow up!

There's a knock on the door, Chandler opens it, and silently hands back the cushion.

Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!

"It's a tipping point, " said Luke Chandler, Rabobank global head of agricultural research.

ChanDler: a city of south-central arizona southeast of Phoenix. It is a residential community and winter resort.

Chandler Bing would buy me a drawer?

Other teams have big men who are defensive stoppers like Chicago's Ben Wallace, New Orleans' Tyson Chandler and Denver's Marcus Camby.

Chandler: Y'know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies.

They walk on. Chandler and Joey start to talk but Ross stops and whines.