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But for a Chinese migrant with a heavy accent to become a stand-up comedian in the US it's more like a fantasy.

You really can't get a sense of how funny JB is unless you hear him talk, he would make one hell of a comedian if he wasn't ab-ball player.

If the comedian keeps telling off-color jokes, the audience is going to start throwing stuff at him.

That way you'll never have to apologize. I hate it when a comedian says, "Sorry for what I said. "

Indeed, Little Shenyang comes across not just as an edgy comedian but as a talented singer and down-to-earth 20-something as well.

Don't take his jokes so seriously. He's just a bit of comedian.

We pay a comedian more for a few hours' entertainment than a Cabinet Minister can earn in a year. It's a sobering thought.

A lot of heckling is the tension of trying to make sure that the comedian is going to be able to dominate, and overcome the heckler.

That comedian last night was awful, not one of his jokes was funny. I just sat there wishing someone would put him out of his misery .

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

His father was an SOB, and, in fact, he was another comedian with an unhappy childhood, but then we were off and running.

Kind words from Huh and Mankoff are fine, but the endorsement of a comedian with his own eponymous show on cable would be invaluable.

He said it was the duty of the comedian to test the limits of humor.

Comedian Paula Poundstone begged off by saying she had "a lot going on , " as she sat in a rocking chair .

An adept stand-up comedian must nimbly play off the mood and tastes of any particular audience, and adjust his or her routine accordingly.

Mark Twain, one of our most famous writers, and Charlie Chaplin, the great movie comedian, dropped out of school before 8th grade.

After less than a year of marriage, the MTV comedian filed for divorce in December 2001, citing irreconcilable differences.

I hate it when a comedian says, "Sorry for what I said. "

The much-admired comedian was one of Hollywood's most active war-time USO entertainers .

BILL NYE, educator, engineer, comedian, television personality, best known for hosting the children's show "Bill Nye the Science Guy. "

Ms Davey says having an unemployed husband has spurred her to develop her career as a stand-up comedian, but the family has lost out.

Think of the class clown who was the bane of many teachers but is now a successful stand-up comedian.

I don't like the sick humour of some of today's comedy entertainers; I prefer the straightforward approach of a stand-up comedian.

A comedian performed a stand-up routine to a field of cows in an experiment intended to see if they have a sense of humour.

My son likes to tell jokes , although he has no intension to become a comedian.

My son likes to tell jokes , although he has no intention to become a comedian.

"If she makes you feel like a stand-up comedian, even though you're not that funny, she wants to take it to the next level, " says Wygant.

I always wanted to be an artist, like being a stand-up comedian, actor, or going out to do interviews.

Likewise, Eddie Izzard, the famous transvestite comedian, is the son of a straight up and down accountant.

Which means that people like comedian Patton Oswalt, who tweets photos of what he's having for lunch, probably feel like a million bucks.

But who would ever have predicted that he would blossom into a romantic film comedian ?

An audience wants to feel like it's in good, stable hands, and a comedian needs to exude that tone while putting aside her own insecurities.

I don't know how to tell my son Jack he simply has no talent as a comedian.

Over the years the company strengthened the brand strategy and campaign, please comedian Chen Guoqing as "Xin Li Wang" brand spokesperson.

To use humor appropriately, you don't have to crack jokes like the best stand up comedian.

Comedian Rowan Atkinson, more famously known as Mr Bean, is described as a close friend of the Prince of Wales.

Going to see a comedian on a first date could be a really good way to get to know someone.

Take young comedian Julie Andre. She said she's been wearing a fedora for about a month.

I saw a comedian at a club last night - she was a real hoot!

Irish comedian Des Bishop is in Australia to talk about his new show and his book about his father.

Chaplin, one of the most funny comedian, was the first to the movies accompanied by sound.

I took my wife to see the famous comedian performing at the quaint theater for our anniversary. It was really a night to remember.

Wikicandidate has kicked off proceedings with an imaginary candidate based on a real-life American satirical comedian, Stephen Colbert.

Typical for China is the cross -talk show, where a pair of comedian entertains the audience with word play.

There were a lot of innuendoes in the comedian's patter, but Alice, being as innocent as a new-born babe, didn't understand half of it.

I still laugh at the memory of a lesbian comedian saying during a gig: "It's not that we dislike penises, we just don't like them on men. "

Nick Stevens had a decent life as a comedian in New York , supporting himself with acting and writing gigs on TV and radio .

He would have to go to the United States where he was recognized as the greatest comedian of all time.

I was disappointed with that new comedian on TV last night. He talked for 10 minutes and told only one knee-slapper during all that time.

One of his favorite films was Monsieur Hulot's Holiday starring the French comedian Jacques Tati.

Sporting a tuxedo and a white bow tie, Zhou, 43, a stand-up comedian, delivers rapid-fire jokes, mostly about life in Shanghai.

By the time the comedian describes having bizarre dream about Gene Hackman, the professor is completely overcome.

By the time the comedian describes having a bizarre dream about Gene Hackman, the professor is completely overcome.

legendary comedian Jonathon Winters passed away yesterday at his California's home at the age of 97.

At first, Mr. Sanchez called Mr. Stewart a "bigot, " but later took the word back, calling the comedian "prejudicial" instead.

I once saw a comedian who played guitar and sang a few songs as part of his act.

And from comedian Paula Poundstone: "The wages of sin are death, but after they take taxes out, it's more like a tired feeling, really. "

The comedian at the bar was such a riot - he had us laughing our heads off.

Benjamin Franklin once heckled, "A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. " Founding Father and stand-up comedian.

His desired far-eastern beauty is played by a fat male comedian in a black wig, who's hardly a pretty picture without the make-up on.

' That was an unfunny routine , ' says Ding Guangquan , a Chinese comedian, who invited Mr. Wong to perform there .

Jackman's natural comedian tendencies would make him the perfect candidate for a party clown. At about $50 per show, he's come a long way.

Class of students I call comedian, I laugh often intimidated people around, so students are learning the intersection of my laughter.

"Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers, " the American stand-up comedian Alan King once said.

He spent the early 80s living in south London bedsits, flat broke and lonely, working on his craft as a comedian.

Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, "What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself? "

A few months earlier, comedian and actor Ahn Jae-hwan, 36, was found dead in his car, having apparently committed suicide.

The modern ancien regime is rather only the comedian of a world order whose true heroes are dead.

Tom Naughton, a stand-up comedian and computer programmer, set out to prove Morgan Spurlock wrong.

BILL HICKS, a chain-smoking comedian, loved to ridicule the "eternal-life fantasy" of the non-smokers in his audience.

Now whether TV series, documentary, even comedian or have around the past neglected the professional "cowboy" .

Jim dropped out of high school and took his act to the stage as a stand-up comedian.

At last, the chief comedian, singing in the centre of the stage, noticed a giggle where it was not expected.

The Global Times article also pointed to criticism of a cross-dressing comedian, Xiao Shenyang.

A UN envoy for Somalia strongly condemned the killing of a prominent Somali comedian and media worker.

Tina: Being a comedian would be one of the hardest jobs in the world.

The comedian will reportedly get $10 million for the campaign, in which he will appear with Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates.

THE television comedian Jon Stewart has a recurring segment entitled "Thank you, South Carolina" on his popular "Daily Show" .

This is the challenge all Liverpool managers are landed with: to be a brilliant comedian, statesman, team-builder and moral patriarch.

Only the star comedian whose part had been so deeply injured stalked by himself.

Frank Skinner, TV comedian, pokes fun at Klinsmann who was famous for falling over and winning free- kicks and penalties for his side.

Faulkner's first movie job was writing the script for a wrestling movie starring comedian Wallace Beery.

In the past Microsoft has called on the Rolling Stones and comedian Jerry Seinfeld to help launch its new operating system.

"We Shanghainese are used to being an object of interest, " says Zhou, the comedian, during his show.

I was the first female comedian he ever asked over to his couch.

Oscar producers also hope a return of popular comedian Crystal as host of the programme for the ninth time will lure viewers.

Picking up the cynical mood, Stephen Colbert, a comedian, lampooned Paulson's pitch.

Every quote and joke, what Hempel tosses out comedian-style, is something funny or profound enough you'll remember it for years.

At some point in a standup set, the comedian will often tell you their age.

With a black family moving into the White House for the first time in history, the comedian offers his thoughts on what's likely to change.

That this person is a comedian.

After I am not the lonely comedian clown, you has smiled do not need to remember me.

a noted comic opera comedian was holding forth that week , and the air of distinction and prosperity overawed her.

Fat jokes hurt people just like they hurt me beginning in sixth grade. I think of myself as not only a teacher but as a comedian.

Mr. Sanchez's comments came Thursday during a contentious conversation with the comedian Pete Dominick on satellite radio.

At one such event, Bush even brought along his "double" comedian Steve Bridges, to make fun of his frequent mispronunciations.

My parents always told me that I was too juvenile, but now that I am a comedian I get paid to be juvenile!

Carell and Fey are both natural comic performers, who know that a comedian must never seem to know that it's funny.

He's a fan of the comedian Andy Samberg and counts among his favorite musicians Green Day , Jay -Z, Taylor Swift, and Shakira .

Explained: The Japanese popular Disney POOL bear comedian clown series handset hangs the decoration, ultra lovable .

Ed Sullivan was not a comedian, but for years his show brought new acts into American homes every Sunday night.

Gervais is a comedian, actor and producer. The views expressed are his own.

The comedian was also known for his dramatic performances.

At last, the author analyzed how the comedian influenced literature.

A reporter asked them: 'Who do you think is the best comedian in this city. '

So it is that, like the late comedian Danny Kaye, professional scientists sometimes get their exercise by jumping to conclusions.

Comedian Jimmy Fallon has donned one on his late-night show, and it has been featured in many YouTube (GOOG) videos.

The hilarious comedian had us in stitches with her jokes.

A stand-up comedian performed a coarse imitation of the President.

Then, in 2006, London comedian Sue Perkins won with a tale about flatulent sheep causing a hole in the ozone layer. Ms.

This season promises to be star-studded. Guests will include comedian Adam Sandler, who shares a big cookie with Cookie Monster.

Maybe you're a little shy in real life, but online you're a jokester and your avatar is a famous comedian.

Someone selected movie "Chariots of Fire" soundtrack, and others chosed the acting music of the famous British comedian Benny Hill .

The comedian's antics left the audience panting for more of the same thing.

Sandra Bernhard is an American comedian, actress, author and singer.

The association honours authors who make the biggest impact on their business, and comedian Ricky Gervais spoke at the Brighton ceremony.

The Taiwanese comedian began his career in the popular variety show Mr Con & Ms Csi as a mere mock massage boy for hostess Dee Hsu in 2007.

The comedian's jokes were too near the knuckle for most of the women in the audience.

Chandler - The office comedian.

He went from a nuclear physicist to a comedian like he was flipping a switch on and off.

Even comedian Stephen Colbert has got in on the act, labelling them "frenemies" , a mixture of friends and enemies.

But twenty years later this same Chaplin became the greatest, best known, and best loved comedian in the world.

British comedian and broadcaster Stephen Fry described the launch as part hype, part cultural event.

BBC comedian asked his straight man to read the day's news.

The ad features Chinese comedian Eason Chan in a loud bar, attempting to tell his friend that he can't drink because he's driving.

Strangely -- or should we say comically -- enough, the story was denied by the comedian shortly after.

Goldberg is an American actress, comedian, radio DJ, and author.

American comedian Ellen DeGeneres poked fun at a study on the effectiveness of gay-dar.

Quoting comedian Jerry Lewis, they declare, "If you're not nervous, you're either a liar or a fool, but you're not a professional. "

The comedian told a few quick jokes to get his audience warmed up.

Soon after he came to America he was working as a comedian and then as a film director .

It's not that we don't like the comedian.

He was also quite talented as a verbal comedian.

Jessie: Do they try to be funnier than the comedian?

The comedian appeared on the Reverend Jesse Jackson's syndicated radio show Sunday morning.

I often enjoy it when a comedian says how old they are, because usually they're not much younger than me.

Mild-mannered software developer by day. . . amateur comedian by night.

Speaking of friends, how's Hollis Mason? He wrote that book. Said some bad things about the Comedian in it.

Al is an interesting guy. Went from being a comedian to politician.

Eg. I wish I were a movie comedian or something like that.

But will learning to baby sign help comedian Alex Horne and young Tom have their first father-and-son chat?

The TouchPad campaign included appearances by celebrities such as British comedian Russell Brand touting the TouchPad as a consumer device.

I liken it to a comedian who is funny in public, but just a "regular person" in private.

And so on, on behalf of all ages the best comedian who starred in the same film, which in comedy movie history had never happened before.

A continuous series of jokes or comic stories delivered by one comedian.

The comedian and actor, 35, on vanity, how often men think about sex, and why therapy is not like dentistry.

Comedian Russell Brand and pop star Katy Perry have married in northwestern India.

The film also boasts the frontrunner in the Supporting Actress race, comedian Mo'Nique.

Tony is a great comedian, Humer is in his blood.

Next Media Animation answered the comedian's response within 48 hours with another, more elaborate and very funny video.

As a famous comedian, I also want a strict door policy on my club.

A journalist is interviewing a comedian about his new show .

In traditional opera a comedian in military plays often cartwheels on the stage.

Facial expressions and ad lib dialogue are a big part of what a comedian brings to the script.

Chow will star alongside the director-actor Jiang Wen and China's leading comedian Ge You.

I watch your show when I get the chance, not because you are a lesbian, but because you are a truly gifted comedian.

Zhao Benshan, China's best known comedian, remained in stable condition after undergoing an operation.

A journalist(J) is interviewing a comedian (C) about his new show.

On the stage, a stand-up comedian is performing a coarse imitation of President Bush.

In1978, the actor and comedian was arrested for cocaine possession and sentenced to three to seven years in prison.

This comedian's style goes over the top.

Have fun watching a humorous cameo by comedian Gilbert Gottfried.

That's how he came to recognize his true talent as a comedian.

The comedian performed for our entertainment.

The Daily Show is a late night cable news program hosted by comedian Jon Stewart.

Who knew that everyone in Nimwegens was a comedian?

Bill cosby, American Actor, Comedian and producer.

This comedian is famous for his parsimony.

And it's not that we don't like the comedian.

Italy's most popular blogger, the comedian Beppe Grillo, thought so.

A recount gave Al Franken, a former comedian, 225 more votes than Norm Coleman, the Republican incumbent.

John is a funny comedian . His jokes always bring down the house .

A 24-year old stand-up comedian and writer with net credits (College Humor, The Onion), Wilbur lives in Brooklyn.

Rodney Dangerfield, a famous American comedian, passed away not too long ago, he has many one-liners, where he put himself down.

Give yourself an internal humor ally. Have a favorite comedian? When you feel a tense moment coming on , imagine how he or she would react.

The comedian adlibbed most of his routine.

At the same time Liverpool is a creative city, has bred many world famous artists, performers, comedian, inventor and political figures.

Laugh. Find a video of your favorite comedian or sitcom or maybe it's a picture of a friend or your kids that always makes you laugh.

Rowan Sebastian Atkinson (born 6th January 1955) is an English comedian, actor and writer.

Someone bet comedian Will Rogers that he could not get the stern-faced Coolidge (30th US President) to laugh.

Jessie: Do you think that being a comedian would be hard work or glamorous?

RICKY GERVAIS, a comedian, tells a story about an anxious flight.

He became famous in the 1970s as a rowdy comedian on "Saturday Night Live" .

Comedian Zhao Benshan has announced in Beijing he's moving into the music industry.

the comedian's husky voice was heard at once: "No, no, my dear, I am not dressed! "

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh---Voltaire, French philosopher, (1694 - 1778).

The comedian had the audience folding up.

Zhou, the comedian, has sided firmly with the love-it-or-leave-it camp.

We could use a comedian. We all like to laugh. I know I used to.

eg. The comedian tickled the crowd with his jokes.

"Homely food is wholesome, " the comedian said on the dome.

The comedian made his audience crack up with laughter.

Edna: You mean a stand-up comedian in front of a live audience?

Dirk Denoyelle is a well known Flemish comedian.

"You will be very funny once people understand you, " Tom Dustin, a fellow comedian, told Wong after his performance that night.

The comedian also liked it, hearing the laughter.

you girls are looking for the comedian again.

A good runway model, politician, comedian or even a teacher should know how to work a crowd!

Talk show host and comedian Ellen DeGeneres embraces her audience by sharing good-natured, relatable humor.

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. --Carrie Snow. comedian.

Comedian Ellen DeGeneres apparently doesn't like to hurt people's feelings.

The comedian urged us into immediate action.

To paraphrase the comedian Steven Wright; everything is within running distance if you have the time.

The comedian did a send-up of the prime minister.

The striped T-shirt became the comedian's trademark.

Perhaps no one knows better how to engage an audience than stand-up comedian Zhou Libo.

BBC comedian asked his straightman to read the day's news.

The comedian convulsed the crowd.

He was wanting to become a stand-up comedian.

On Monday's Talking Your Tech: Comedian Steve Harvey (Family Feud) talks about how he couldn't live without his iPhone 4S.

The comedian enjoyed great popularity during the 30's.

"He's a natural-born comedian and sings so well, " she says. "He doesn't need to do crazy stuff. "

The new play will be much better if the comedian slicks up his act.

A comedian is entertaining a group of friends.

Nearly every comedian has used the following joke in one form or another.

The comedian made the audience roll with laughter.

The comedian Bill Maher recently told his 60, 000 Twitter followers that people who took flu shots were "idiots. "

Crosstalk comedian Guo Degang makes a cameo appearance in the movie.

My favorite comedian was Bob Newhart.

The comedian soon had them rolling in the aisles.

He doesn't have the making of a comedian.

The comedian's ad-libs were quoted in the newspaper.

One cough or wrong move, and the comedian will pounce.

Comedian: a person who tells jokes to make an audience laugh.

Cause I am no comedian, I can, you know, this is a package.

Carol: Sounds good to me. I think that there's a stand-up comedian performing tonight.

Peter: I liked the comedian you hired.

Nonetheless, in 2005, when Channel 4 conducted a poll to find "the comedian's comedian" , Cook came top.

A recently concluded weeks-long hand recount of 2. 9 million ballots found the comedian-turned-politician won by about 225 votes.

Sola, who previously had a long relationship with comedian Jiro Hachimitsu, admits she very much has the ambition to settle down some day.

you should be a comedian, god damn.

Boy Scott Jones from Australia, aged 29, is a comedian.

The politician worked the crowd. The comedian worked the room with flawless rhythm.

Stand-up comedy is a kind of comedy that is done on a stage by a comedian talking straight to audience members.

Then they watched comedian Bill Burr do a 30-minute stand up.

Comedian Zhao Benshan has become very popular in recent years.

In 2007, comedian Eddie Murphy purchased Long Cay for $15 million.

Comedian Jack Benny's radio show airs for the first time.

As US comedian Bill Maher put it, "How can you not love her? "

Comedian Bill Burr.

comedian Groucho Marx died in Los Angeles at age 86.

You are still a far cry from being a comedian .

He's a comedian who also does magic.

At age 10, comedian Jim Carrey sent her his resume.

The letter is a spoof, penned by Andy Borowitz, a comedian.

Standing in front of 500 people and telling jokes - that's the job of a comedian.

That's for sure. She's a comedian.

Robert, ever the innocent comedian, said: "We have a naked snake in our garden! "

No comedian wants to bomb in front of a big crowd.

As a comedian, I think my job isn't just to make people laugh but also make them think.