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I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!

In any case, it was quite enjoyable to see a Harvard Law Magna Cum Laude alumni piss his pants at a simple question.

The Wall Street guys are keeping their bonuses, and Obama isn't going to make any reforms unless he's prepared to piss off Wall Street.

Boys come swaggering out of exams declaring it to have been a piece of piss.

I'm going to work, and my punched-out eye sockets are two swollen-up black bagels around the little piss holes I have left to see through.

the universe clearly does not want you and robin to be together. Don't piss off the universe. The universe will slap you.

The girls weren't in a good mood and the last thing that he wanted to do was to piss off The Trio.

And like all new-look web services, it's sure to piss off as many people as it pleases. At least in the beginning.

who took the piss when I shaved my head, who lied and said it was nice to see me.

But whenever these games piss me off, I can step back and remind myself, "Hey -- it's just a game. "

Thinking that he was born with a better pot to piss in, Miles always looks down upon his classmates.

'You've got to say No, No, No and when you say No you piss off people. '

The shop-assistant shot back immediately like a general that won the war: "all reactionaries are paper-tigers -------piss off! "

She wanted to believe the puddles were just rainwater, though horse piss was just as likely.

Now we're going to have to piss in the boat.

Every time I take a piss, they fight for the right to hold my cock.

The excrement disc device has simple structure and is able to reliably distinguish the faeces and the piss.

Haldon stalked to the stern to piss down at the sun where it shimmered on the water, breaking apart with every puff of wind.

Would they really lean across the passenger seat to toss out a bottle of piss?

Indeed, a routine grocery shopping trip to Safeway over the weekend found me having thoughts that would make Charles Manson piss his pants.

Nero: You got a jacked up notion of fair play pal, and it's beginning to piss me off.

I guess the most recent story of me having a bad attitude at work seriously piss me off.

Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower? "

Dont all those nuclear submarines, missiles and and air force-spread menacing all over the world just piss you off.

You now have to tell your bosses you're using my gear. And it will scare the piss out of them.

And if you wanna piss of the meat in concrete, turn up the heat.

However, pics like these in a series do piss me off, especially during such a period.

It's a wonderful thing, for half an hour, to have money in your pocket and piss it away like a drunken sailor.

(motions him over)You don't need to ask me every time you go take a piss. Just go. Understand?

I know, and I can't afford to piss off Bailey any more. Do you think she told anyone?

If the sentence did not piss you off, then you are in good shape.

But if you piss her off or mess up or in any way embarrass me, that's it, no more chances.

Did piss him off so much though that when he heard he fell off a ladder and didn't know who to sue first.

I say, "piss on you too" , you son of the bitch, and I'm going back to Italy.

I eat concertina, piss napalm, and I can shoot a round through a flea's ass at 300 meters.

Unless you wish to be fired, it is wise not to piss off your boss.

I said to my boss that don't piss me off.

Closer to piss than Arbor gold, if truth be told, but even piss tastes better than the black tar rum the sailors drink.

Beside me was the eternal rickety night table in which the piss pot is hidden away.

The After Sex Piss: Pee as soon as you can after having sex, the sooner the better.

All this talk of nectar and bliss is starting to piss me off.

If you are willing to piss her off with your honesty, you have demonstrated that she can trust you.

I often piss a puddle to look at my true reflection. In fact, it is a type of conditioning.

All the inbred white trash are so scared of China that they piss their pants every China makes the news!

Chika and Miu have another annoying friend, Matsuri, who helps them in their quest to piss off viewing audiences.

What you advocate and teach is what I throw away, so you say no more and piss off!

For those of you who haven't taken polyjuice potion before, fair warning. Tastes like goblin piss.

He couldn't see the hyena, but the stench of it was there, the stagnant reek of meat and sweat and piss.

I set the world on fire, piss on it, put it out.

Eric's parents are back in town. - Now they're starting to piss me off.

I mean sex must be a piece of piss if you're gay.

He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, "Mommy, I have to piss. "

Alleyways stinking of piss, beggars in every doorway, straights and students coming to look at the freak show?

Before leaving he mumbles under his breath, "In Australia, we learn not to piss on our hands. "

He has pondered deeply over a moment finally, the tune being learning a child has said that and then: "Mother , I need to piss " !

What's more, jittery, neurotic parents don't need any more false scares to piss their pants over.

"Bet you can't piss this high, " he laughed, squirting his jet ofurine up the trunk to almost chest height.

Piss on you too! you son of a bitch! I'm going back to Italia! !

day, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream.

"A long, hot piss, " I said.

I thought, What did this guy do to piss off the dolphins?

You spoil the harmless piss-takers' harmless fun and you justify fascists in their feelings of oppression.

We mercilessly take the piss out of people we like or dislike basically.

However, every silver lining has its cloud and the piss-poor finishing meant that our attacking best was wasted effort.

Behind them, some sailor was bellowing loudly. "They call this ale? Fuck. A monkey could piss better ale. "

Yo momma's so ugly, she looks like a Bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

She breathed in the scents of sour wine, bread baking, rotting fish and night soil, smoke and sweat and horse piss.

That was the longest freakin' piss in Italian history.

People say nowadays, everyone has his or her temper and is liable to piss off.

John told Me. to piss off, or he'd clobber Me.

Baba gestured with his glass. The ice clinked. "I mean all of them. Piss on the beards of all those self-righteous monkeys. "

Men will piss in the sink if it's closer.

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

They whine, piss, moan, and complain that they're being mistreated.

She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you son of ab*tch" .

Everyone is angry with me. Who did I piss off?

Don't let little things in life piss you off or be a negative person.

Nothing can piss you off. Your word is law, and if other people break that law or question you, even that doesn't piss you off.

You might think I became one just to piss him off, but your be wrong.

They piss on your face. - They piss on my face?

You might think I became one just to piss him off, but you'd be wrong.

"Piss off to Spain or Italy, where they niggle, dive or pull shirts, " he writes.

Thirty years I've been asking permission to piss. I can't squeeze a drop without say-so.

It scares the piss out a me.

So, what, you'd screw me over just to piss off dad?

He's having trouble leading because he's reluctant to offend people or piss them off.

What on earth are we doing adding a military base in Australia to piss off China?

I asked what he put in it, his response: "Ants, dirt, tree sap and my piss. "

She says you better not piss on the plate, You, son of the bitch.

What made me piss my life away in this godforsaken place?

Exciting at first until you realize that the bombs he drops do less damage than piss-filled water balloons.

Now I'm certain the piss is filling my lungs. I'm drowning. Everything hurts.

I second that. Alston's boneheaded plays piss me off, JVG's stubbornness is keeping Alston on the floor.

Bobby Peru: I gotta take a piss bad, can I use your head?

You scared him. -I gotta take a massive piss.

Unhappy with the riches cause you piss poor morally.

When I was training my dog, whenever he did a shit or piss indoors I'd rub his face in it.

Today, I learned it's best not to piss off your mom when she's cutting your hair.

She doesn't look like she's got a pot in which to piss.

they piss on my face ? ! - calm , brother.

Jack boasted that he had enough money to piss away until the day he died.

We don't want to piss off the Chinese. Where will we get all our cheap, poisonous, Walmart products made?

Now piss off and never forgive me being ur worst nightmare.

Larry: Oh no. . . it's the rugby club having another piss-up!

Well piss on ya, and piss on your law.

So you insisted that they take the piss more?

I sat in my piss for an hour until he fell asleep so he wouldn't find out.

Sayaka complains that she has to take a piss really badly, and begs WG to please let her go to the bathroom.

Blessed Lord Jesus, piss on the day I left Holland.

You've heard the adage "Don't piss off the people who make your food. " It's true.

What the fucking troubles you piss on me?

Forty years I've been asking permission to piss.

LOL! Yao and McGrady are two sides of the same coin. You piss them off and they torch you.

Terrifying. I may well piss my breeches.

Goddamn pup tent smells like cat piss or worse.

piss through the same quill.

They're dumping tons of shit and piss into our river.

Then, later, fishing up her shit and piss .

"Lemonade is piss, " I snarled.

Would it piss off handset partners?

Husband: piss on him!

TOMMY: I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you.

Piss in his face. That'll wake him up.

WG denies and tells her if she has to go, just piss right there.

Practice English when you piss.

Milk? Run out of piss, did you?

Moments like these will piss you off.

Piss and shit (over my shoulder).

Dante: I see, thanks. You still piss me off, though.

Your company slogan You piss me off.

It's really going to piss me off.

She looks like she hasn't got a pot to piss in.

These are a collection of some of the phrases that piss me off most.

Eat your broccoli, Brittany. Chinese miners only get to eat coal and drink piss.

What's the best way to piss off Steven Spielberg?

You still piss me off, though .

It tastes like goblin piss.

Listen. . . piss on the floor, if you like. I wish I could take a crap in the bureau drawer.

The rain was sour and acid, nearly the color of piss.

You smell like horse piss.

Bart: Danny, you' re starting to piss me off.

You are really starting to piss me off.

These are the realities that frustrate us, the things that piss us off, and the things that make us want to quit.

You sit to piss, I stand to piss.

Red Necks Nearly Kill People From Top Gear They know how to piss of people from Alabama.

I don't know what you did to piss him off.

I piss on the wretch!

We're piss tested and we're praying.

How do you say: Truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off?

What did you do to piss him off?

Collect my piss into 1. 5L bottle.

Don't piss me off. You wouldn't like me when I am angry.

You go out and ask Confucius to piss off, or I will cut off his liver as lunch.

He doesn't have a pot to piss in.

How do you piss off a midget?

Piss off the Chinese and make the bar girls happy!

An excrement disc device for separating faeces and piss includes an excrement pallet, a supporting device and a moment generating device;

and piss on the lawns of the White House

and asks him to cough, spit, and piss,

You better not piss on the plate, you son of a bitch

t piss off women who can call down lightning on your head

Pull out my dick, piss on your bitch-ass

Piss off, friend. Noon tomorrow this ship is history

I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off

If I cry so loud and it piss you off

because that very important person you werent supposed to PISS OFF TODAY

Why fucking pandas? are they taking the piss? 

And your cardboard and piss;

Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss

Ain't gonna do nothin but piss me off

you couldn't even piss straight in the john