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She then went on to deliver a number of jokes of her own at her husband's expense. She made fun of his early bedtime.

The next time your friend does not get one of your jokes, there is no need to accuse him of being a lame brain.

your neighbour ' s a bit of a stuffed shirt . he seems very proud and serious , and he never smiles of jokes with anyone.

Something of a know-it-all, he comes across as slightly hostile, even if only through verbal argument, or jokes targeted at others.

In grade school he was the butt of his classmates'jokes; for with such a large target, no shot could ever miss the mark.

You told me that you are not fond of others' making jokes on and saying something irrelevant to you, and you wished I could respect you.

But even though I have about 20 solid Tony Robbins jokes ready to go, it turns out I don't want to make fun of him.

A desire to please led me to laugh at modest jokes like a parent on the opening night of a school play.

But, I'm not a dumb clown, people who talks to me will understand what i try to say in my jokes.

Don't throw bouquets at me. Don't please my folks too much. Don't laugh at my jokes too much. People will say we're in love!

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown.

In any other country, Mr Enright jokes, they would have been nowhere in sight, enjoying the opportunity for an unscheduled break.

So, he and his wife that night decided they were going to get back at him. All these years of practical jokes.

He is primary fodder and conversation partner to Garfield and is often the butt of Garfield's jokes.

Pops: 50's. A World War One veteran who loves to make corny jokes. He joined the army to relieve his youth and get away from his wife.

She had not any tolerance for jokes of any kind.

"I'd never believed stories and jokes about mothers-in-law but my marriage was hell and it was all her fault, " he said after the hearing.

Yes, when I left the house around two o'clock, he called me over to his bedside, told me one of his corny jokes, and kissed me on the cheek.

'Unfortunately, telling jokes isn't always one of them. If only there was a comedy World Cup, we might stand a chance against them.

He jokes about nipping down on to the Wembley pitch for a quick kick-about just in case he never gets another opportunity.

The film about her, "A Cry in the Dark, " starring Meryl Streep, spawned a thousand jokes: "A dingo's got my baby! "

Because now I'm at a point where big shots laugh at all my jokes and I think, 'You know, I got coffee for people like you for six years'.

You may have faked a few smiles and laughed at all her jokes, trying to make her like you.

We had a great, incredible time that day, " he said. " He was extremely funny, he told jokes, and he liked to have fun.

Democratic Senator-elect Al Franken has arrived in Washington, offering no jokes, just a promise that he is ready to get to work.

to a real unit in the name of the publication of false employment information, practical jokes, cheat job seekers.

'My phone number was on one of the boards and I've had a few funny texts about that but I think they're jokes, not proper offers. '

Don't take his jokes so seriously. He's just a bit of comedian.

Patrice [Evra]. He's full of practical jokes and little one-liners, and a great person to have around the changing room.

His teeth were a little brown, from early backwoods neglect, but you never noticed that and he opened his mouth wide to guffaw at jokes.

As I turned on his office monitor, Joe was playful, cracking jokes as he relaxed against the wall.

One of our friends is a bit thick - he never understands the jokes in movies.

I make jokes about this work, trying to rationalize it to friends and even to myself.

His mother often say that some funny jokes to make Robin a small laugh, which the pair become a way of sharing feelings.

Subsequently, Samantha sat down with the kids playing poker, chat, jokes with one of the warm enjoyable scene.

Her husband C always make jokes on her for the macaroni her made, and said that this is the only one she can make, but not good.

More than jokes, a sense of humour requires being willing and able to see the funny side of life's situations as they happen.

That comedian last night was awful, not one of his jokes was funny. I just sat there wishing someone would put him out of his misery .

Tell a few jokes you know they'll enjoy, share some comics from the paper ore-mail with them, watch the Letterman show together.

And one of our most popular managers, jokes that, this is what he says, "Google is a place where the inmates run the asylum. "

Max has a good sense of humour. I never feel bored or unhappy when he is with me. He tells funny jokes and always makes me laugh.

I said, I can't stand people making fun of me, such special and such Heartbreaking jokes. the rain does not stop.

Sitting among his fellow villagers from Khapi, perched high up in the Bolivian Andes, he seems to delight in cracking jokes.

It has never been explained why university students seem to enjoy practical jokes more than else.

Brown adds that patients without a corpus callosum often do not get the point of jokes or understand pictures.

She jokes to her partner, "My body language could be choreographed as a dance called 'Why don't you understand what I say? ' . "

The reporter MADE his speech longer By padding it out with a few humorous jokes.

If the comedian keeps telling off-color jokes, the audience is going to start throwing stuff at him.

It has never been explained why university students seem to enjoy practical jokes more than anyone else.

"I never want my eldest son to stop telling jokes. A sense of humour is the best weapon against disappointment and negativity. "

'Look here; I won't walk another inch with you, if you say any jokes about him! '

I'm sure I'd be able to tell if people were faking their laughter at my jokes, though.

It had become used to telling the same jokes, travelling to the same bridge tournaments and treating the rest of Wall Street with disdain.

Make it a point to look for cartoons and jokes which poke fun at the circumstances that cause negativity or conflict in the office.

She must be able to laugh at my jokes, and be able to talk about current affairs, politics, and international events.

Laugh at stupid jokes. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. It's the small moments that make life grand.

Now I make jokes about it and say to everyone that I dare tell my manager exactly what I think of him.

He usually told which people he did not like, made malicious jokes about their, in his opinion, odd ways or shallow questions.

Yeah, she was trying too hard. She laughed too loudly at my jokes and complimented you too much on your cooking.

She was on a conference that day. I heard the lectures, orders from her leaders and jokes from her colleagues the whole day that day.

There seems to be a barrier between us. And when I was a student here, I found that I couldn't get all the British jokes either.

Uncle Bob: Hey, I knew it was your favorite movie star! Remember all the corny jokes we used to tell, huh. How do two porcupines make love?

"If she did, the police would be round the next morning, " he jokes quick as a flash.

He pulled me aside and sat me down in his office where he told me stories and jokes for the better part of half an hour.

I suppose I expected a bit of a clap before the match, then a proper, hard game of football with some jokes and songs along the way.

By the time they finished making jokes about the absurd situation we were in, I was feeling better and ready to roll on.

When I saw him he was always cheerful, sometimes desperately cheerful, and he made good jokes and was a good companion.

Note that this E-mail is not one of those Internet jokes and should be treated with seriousness, utmost important and confidentiality.

She laughed now and again at his jokes and games with her little sisters, but relapsed quickly into a dejection.

He also laughed at these bizarre, unfunny jokes of his - a weird, nervous sort of giggle.

Miranda joins the crowd, beaming at us, and jokes, "You know that this means you're legally married. "

This happened with one of the prices brought in a rig of rotary devices to use against the jokes of his brother.

Every time he gave a speech, he would try to work a couple of jokes into it.

A relaxed Murray said he would not be making any jokes about England this time but was keen to stress that he has no antipathy towards them.

Oh no! Tripitaka is not a girl in disguise this time round. That was one of the running jokes in the original version.

Prod him on what's the next thing on his mind, and he jokes, "Sandwich (smiles). . . I'm starving for one. "

'but it would be a boring world if we always had to tiptoe around, being kind. for one thing, we wouldn't be able to tell any jokes.

Contrary to the old jokes about dumb blondes, beautiful people seem to be cleverer, too.

The head of a mining firm grew fond of his, but jokes, "She was clearly an internal spy. "

So I was relieved that he took a quarter of the time that King had taken to make four times as many jokes.

Tom told me his plan to chase the beautiful nurse working in the hospital, but I think those are nothing but Korean jokes.

Plans for a George Bush library were bound to be dogged by jokes about the president's literacy.

Instead, he would let the other actors on the show tell jokes about him.

Then there are the jokes bouncing around the Web about the name's suggestion of a feminine-hygiene product.

The propagandist will often attempt to use the accent of a specific audience as well as using specific idioms or jokes.

One of the old jokes from the late-'90s bubble was that there are only two numbers on the Internet: infinity and zero.

Lincoln had another side to his personality; he had a good sense of humor and liked to make jokes.

His young children love these "black-and-white, tabloid characters" ; Wilman jokes that Top Gear's audience is all schoolboys and prisoners.

He would think of new tricks to perform, new jokes with which to entertain audiences.

He looked through them. "Maybe, " he said, "I could help you with the jokes. "

Its history is also Irish. You see, there was this guy named Jack, and he had a terrible reputation for playing practical jokes on people.

Lately, however, the White House has been striving to transform Mr Boehner from the genial butt of presidential jokes into a mortal foe.

In Britain, people tend to make jokes about some jobs or professions, or to hold stereotyped views of them.

Just trying to do my little part to build the giant tower of Tweeted junk, wisdom, jokes, ephemera and poignancy.

You see, that's what I'm talking about, I can't stand your sarcastic jokes anymore.

They are good, " he said. " They play and make jokes and love one another. They are our brothers like the flying fish.

There was a time when I would have insisted that you should stand up and demand that he stop telling tasteless jokes.

None but schoolboys can find amusement in such jokes, " Prince Andrey added in Russian, uttering the word with a French accent. "

If Adam came on earth again the only thing he would recognize would be the old jokes.

Please come to the following web sites to enjoy the original audio and video versions of these jokes, and you will be happy all day long.

My son likes to tell jokes , although he has no intension to become a comedian.

My son likes to tell jokes , although he has no intention to become a comedian.

As late-comers, we always want to say more, you know, crack better jokes, say better things.

All jokes aside, I am a fan of Unbreakable and the film seems like the best of his portfolio to make a sequel to.

And of course, being such a good buddy, he was definitely not spared from Wakin's jokes.

There are only three basic jokes, but since the mother-in-law joke is not a joke but a very serious question, there are only two .

"All those who made jokes or were celebrating will have nothing to laugh about this time out, " he proclaimed.

You drink and sing to your heart content spiced with private and even vulgar jokes. It seems as if the world were for our own.

Moreover, Lincoln "was able to tell stories and jokes, " which was an important asset in the political arena.

They 're jokes , and the hash tag serves as a sort of " can you top this" repository of over-the- top " thug " behavior .

Being funny like Jim Carey is always a good thing to do. However, sometimes jokes go too far. Read below to find out what NOT TO JOKE ABOUT.

The most amusing character was the master of ceremonies , who, with his rich jokes, was a whole evening's entertainment in himself.

2012 is sure to be filled with too many end-of-the-world jokes, and probably a fair amount of genuine fear as well.

When it comes to the jokes, at least, Mr Moore is back on form after his previous, rather turgid film about American health care, "Sicko" .

Mark likes to tell lame jokes, but at least his girlfriend pretends to laugh.

He used to play practical jokes on all his friends and neighbors. The nature of his jokes often led to violence.

So they decided that in the next time that the professor will start with these kind of jokes they all will leave the class as a protest.

Whether you truly think your date's jokes and sense of humor is actually funny, it is always polite to give a laugh.

Susan: Okay, I know what just happened is funny in theory, but I'm nowhere near ready to laugh about it, so please, no jokes.

JOKES under communism were not just a welcome contrast to the dreariness of everyday life; they also helped undermine it.

The children gave a polite but hollow laugh to the head teacher's feeble jokes.

if small and intimate, and with the same makeup of occupation, then your anecdotes and inside jokes are going to work wonders.

With all his jokes, if ever a man looked as though he needed a drink, it was Willie at this moment.

Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes , it means that you laugh at his.

After the meal, the men would sit around the fire, gazing into it, playing games, telling stories or sharing jokes.

Xu Qian loves to tell jokes. She's short and a little bit heavy. She has beautiful, long, black hair. She never stops talking.

Then, a year ago, 35 weeks into my third pregnancy, my daughter died, and there were no jokes to be made.

A victim of one of these jokes is called an April fool.

An audience has to like you, to connect with you emotionally before they'll laugh at your jokes.

Can be serious in some extent however at times can be playful and able to crack jokes with her.

NARRATOR: After a day arguing the pros and cons of a market economy, they would sit around the campfire and tell jokes.

Dirk got accepted in the group of the Spanish-speaking players. He is very friendly with them and it looks as if he understands their jokes.

What bothered me were all the jokes about masturbation, stuff like that. It was too sick.

"If I followed the law, I'd have to keep the tail and throw the rest back into the river, " he jokes.

They discussed and decided to walk back to my room, and take turns telling jokes, singing and storytelling to ease the strain of begin.

For Northerners tiring of those old jokes about them being less than bright, help is at hand.

People make jokes about how I'm the only "blind editor" they know, but most of the time the jokes are signs of respect.

Sims with a good sense of humor tell the best jokes that never fail or fail to entertain.

She always jokes that her best weapons are her engineering tools and a sharp sense of humor.

Her voice sounded unnaturally high; the brittle laugh she reserved for her boss's jocular, unamusing jokes was even more forced than usual.

Jokes- Painting A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house.

But even as he cracks jokes, Murray is candid about his reaction to his diagnosis.

Sometimes, you clearly are not happy, but you still will work hard to say a few jokes to entertainment of others.

Our manager is a cold fish. He never jokes with us, and he only talks about work and business.

Xu Qian loves to tell jokes. She's short and a little bit heautiful long black hair. She never stops talking!

" We used to tell a lot of jokes , " my Romanian friends would say to me; " Doina remembers them all . "

The make-up of the consortium that claimed victory this week in the battle for ABN AMRO, a Dutch bank, sounds like the stuff of weak jokes.

Nicola is a somewhat always melancholy and moody child, of course, is from his jokes to entertain imaginary or groundless fears!

He was a great favorite with the London playgoers, and there were a lot of Falstaff jokes going round at the time.

The UK has long been the subject of jokes about the bad quality of our food but now this might be behind us.

Back in the 1970s and 1980s we used to tell jokes about a hypothetical European hell.

After 80, stand up straight, don't get on the ground, we also not old, don't let the children watched jokes.

Talk, spiced with irreverent jokes, would turn (as it does in many Cuban homes) to how the Castro brothers were slowing needed reforms.

He made jokes on his friends and his enemies.

Right on, Mimi! She also jokes that the next tattoo will be on her butt.

"He told me I had a shot at the big time but that I needed a few more good jokes, " Wong said.

When Carter finally left the country, he was the butt of a thousand Polish jokes.

To use humor appropriately, you don't have to crack jokes like the best stand up comedian.

The great edifice of royalty is now mostly a show, a soap, a family saga: "The Archers" with more believable characters, and better jokes.

And for all the jokes we make about his unsettling dietary habits, Odom has a set of gifts that few others can boast.

Your relationships with co-workers should improve too, with more fun and jokes around the office.

She readily jokes that she has two husbands -- one at home and a work husband at the hospital where she is employed as an administrator .

''I don't think I'll ever look as good in a movie, '' jokes Mortimer. ''I would have imagined myself as a battered old Mini. ''

April Fool's Day is supposed to be a day to play jokes on others in hopes of getting a good laugh and making one feel like a fool.

They were playing one of their jokes on her.

Mozart keeps the listener continuously off-balance; he is an imp and trickster, the patron saint of practical jokes, as it were.

As the skies over euroland darken, at least the jokes in Brussels are getting better.

Even when I was a child, pretending to be serious but in fact making jokes to cause troubles had been very easy for me.

And I had given late-night TV hosts fodder for years of jokes.

To tell the truth to the superior, you make him offended; to keep the lie in youself, you feel indebted to yourself, then let's talk jokes.

During the next two years I sold dozens of poems, letters, jokes and recipes.

If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes.

You are ready to kick off your presentation with some hilarious jokes.

Easily create your fake pictures, captions and fake magazines and other funny jokes for you and your friends.

He jokes with her but she is rather curt with him.

I hear about Moses doing miraculous things and I think of one of my favorite golf jokes.

The party in the box was very pleased, it seemed, especially the President, who laughed at the jokes and talked happily between the acts.

Becky: The new guy in the shipping department? He just sits around and tells jokes all day.

Some words I said was not just joking. Some of them are sincere words in my heart when I was saying as jokes.

"We may need some of the American starlings to be returned, " Gregory jokes.

Pitching coach Ron Guidry jokes with him too, riding Wang harder the better he does on the mound.

Out of the daughter of ZhaoQingShan secretly tracking, maintenance, make a many jokes, big fight for this father a meal.

Some humorous people see and hear these funny things and are able to make them into funny, entertaining jokes and stories.

Make Me Laugh. Tell jokes. You can make it into a game to see if you can get someone to laugh.

Security issues, JavaScript errors and inexplicable CSS rendering quirks have made it the brunt of many jokes.

And how you know, All of my jokes, But you laugh anyway.

Not only was Laura Bush making jokes about the President, she was also making jokes about our woman Secretary Of State Condoleezza Rice.

You know, telling jokes isn't the same as having a conversation.

One of the least loveable men is the type who never gives in during jokes or quarrels.

It's not often you hear the kind of jokes that give you a real belly laugh.

There are so many comedians doing Asian stock jokes, and to me, that kind of joke is a little too easy.

I also like to play jokes on him . Sometimes he laughs , and he will quarrel with me even beat me if he could not bear it .

The title of this collection of his humorous writings is the first of many jokes.

When he finished, he was in tears of laughter, for he always laughed at his own jokes.

The children were amused at by the storyteller 's jokes.

No joke: Researchers say we are moving away from personal, real-world pranks and into a world of media-driven jokes and Internet tomfoolery.

Mr Jones: Um . . . You know those old jokes that begin.

My dad was a grumpy guy, but occasionally he would tried to cheer me up with jokes.

Like, she wasn't laughing at my jokes. I mean, I'm like a funny guy.

And, after all the propaganda reels, the jokes seemed like the perfect antidote.

If you don't want your date out of date, you'd better show your girlfriend funny jokes and odd stories to avoid boredom and embarrassment.

A buffoon or jester who entertains by jokes , antics, and tricks in a circus, play, or other presentation .

This study is an empirical study of the translatability and untranslatability of Chinese jokes into English.

And so the lamb began to pay visits to the lion. He brought him gifts and even told him jokes.

Example: It's not like Martha to play practical jokes; someone must have put her up to it.

I can appreciate some sick jokes, but really the comments here so far are ridiculously callous. Quite disgusting actually.

he jokes, picking out a fleecy top to counter Nairobi's morning chill for a mere 200 shillings at the Gikomba street market.

Buffett jokes that in another life he would probably have been devoured by a wild animal.

The first of April is a special day, on which practical jokes may be played without punishment.

I do not know that she is your friend, I thought you do with her jokes. I do not like her, think you are.

Well, Jim's habits and his jokes didn't appeal to Julie and of course he was a married man. . .

Sun Wen-Der in Hualian jokes that it would be great if a family member could "win the lottery" and buy him a car for Father's Day.

Sims with no sense of humor tell horrible jokes so they tend to not tell them. They also don't enjoy the jokes of others.

She jokes that her sale isn't exactly a new form of income; she's made less than $700 selling her clothes.

Skip the off-color or "racially targeted" jokes, Griffen say. And be care notful about sensitive subjects like the as politics and religion.

Sporting a tuxedo and a white bow tie, Zhou, 43, a stand-up comedian, delivers rapid-fire jokes, mostly about life in Shanghai.

Find out what sort of jokes she appreciates.

Getting a sense of humor does not mean putting some jokes on the corporate web site.

They sang and danced around the horse and made jokes about the stupid Greeks.

After a short rest, we began to sing and dance, tell stories and jokes. We had a good time.

A blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair dyed brown.

words ". Here are a few examples. There is a large collection of jokes about dialogues between a waiter in a restaurant and the customer. "

To me, to be good friends and good humor, like jokes.

A few jokes and snatches of humorous verse, sold to the New York weeklies, made existence barely possible for him.

And so it went on, joke after wonderful joke, the sort of jokes that make your sides ache.

Four jokes were chosen as the reading treatment material, in which ten words were chosen as the target words for incidental acquisition.

He was heralded and discussed: the subject of stories, verse, jokes, slang expressions, souvenir prints and royal command performances.

"They think of me as an insider now, " he jokes.

His speech was full of jokes at my expense.

Yossi Vardi, a veteran Israeli entrepreneur and venture investor, says it politely, but this is clearly not one of his many jokes.

Some people, like my boss, are not good at telling jokes; it's sometimes hard to tell whether he is being serious or being facetious.

Life is always so much more fun when you like the people you work with and you can have your own inside jokes and enjoy your time together.

One of the most common causes of these failures is jokes.

Yes, it's a joke, but like most jokes, it's wrapped in a great deal of truth.

The relaxing conversation and jokes are around the rooms with the warm atmosphere in the chill winter night.

It was rare to say some jokes. Sometimes they did, however, always joked on the other man's lover.

Bill is a very interesting man. His jokes often produce great deal of laughter.

Douglas claimed there were actually very few jokes in Hitchhiker's, in terms of conventional gags and one-liners.

Lately, however, the WhiteHouse has been striving to transform Mr Boehner from the genial butt ofpresidential jokes into a mortal foe.

They said clever things, they played games, they even laughed at my jokes.

Although the doctored image has quickly removed and replaced with the original, it has already become the target of online jokes.

Don't embarrass me at the party tonight with your off-color jokes. B: Everybody loves my jokes.

He made grim jokes about death and ghosts.

In the America, people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of April.

Without them, those unknown numbers of Poles or Baptists or car-salesmen will presumably go on climbing ladders; the jokes are safe.

He seems gentle, he tells good jokes and the guy's got to find away to survive, right?

"The caustic jokes . . . deal with such diverse matters as political assassination, talk-show hosts, medical ethics" (Frank Rich).

Men should try and introduce cute private jokes to create a bond between the two of you.

He said the way to be a better comic was to create better jokes and the way to create better jokes was to write every day.

Eddie jokes aside , if Dickinson wanted to get away from the classic Iron Maiden sound, he sure does a good job on this album .