When he raised his head his eyes were red and tears were rolling down his cheek: "I couldn't find my son, so I took a piece of flesh with me home and I called it my son."

Some smokers chew nicotine gum in an effort to quit, but instead of parking a slightly masticated piece between cheek and gum, they chomp the little squares like a wad of Bazooka.

I let the blessings of love into every piece glittering and translucent snowflake, kiss your cheek, into your heart. Dear, I wish you a merry Christmas!