Or consider this: for a brief time in the late 1960s, John Lennon owned a psychedelic Rolls-Royce.

My calendar rolls over every time the ball drops in New York, and I've yet to see this cause any planetary cataclysm, except for theguy who has to mop out the drunk tank at the NYPD.

Branches of your family held manors over all this part of England; their names appear in the Pipe Rolls in the time of King Stephen.