The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly.

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Besides its effect on bird populations, the snakes also take an economic toll on Guam by causing numerous power outages each year when they cross from tree into electrical lines, the FWS says.

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They could collaborate on cybersecurity and critical infrastructure standards, new power lines, fiber to the home, roads, bridges, airports, satellite systems, toll roads and more.

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