A creature of habit, Keira Knightley relies on her Miu Miu nappa and struzzo saddle bag to take her from the stage door to a night out on the town after performing in shows in London.

Perhaps humans have simply entered a new stage of evolution in which we have abandoned chocolates, door holding, flowers or any overt gesture of interest for a new and unnatural order of things.

Folds used to be willing to wait patiently for a slow-moving stage coach, but now they kick like the dickens if they miss one revolution of a revolving door.