WHY can't Britain hang on to ownership of iconic brands such as Jaguar, Land Rover, the Mini, Rowntree, the Times and now Cadbury, purveyor of chocolate to children of the British empire?
I leave the half-folded suit on the floor (accompanying shirt to be decided) and return to the bedroom with a mini Hoover - the chocolate sisal is a nightmare to keep clean.
The reality star does a little time traveling in style, mixing Old Hollywood-glam pin curls and red lips with a modern-vixen chocolatemini, Kwiat jewels and major platform sandals.