Dad comes up from the basement in his gimpy comic trot, concerned, takes a bullet in the chest, drops to his knees, takes one in the head, and that's that.
爸爸滑稽地一瘸一拐从地下室里小跑上来，结果胸口挨了一枪，跪倒在地，接着头上又中了一枪，就这样完了。
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Many Chinese netizens are familiar with the comic version of Tong Dao Uncle: a handful of hair on the head, eyebrows and nose squeezed together, a mouth brutally coated with a circle of residue.