One of Eisinger's friends wanted a honeymoon registry to help with air travel costs to Fiji.

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Mainly, Partnoy and Eisinger base their stinging criticism on the fact that most banks do much more than lend money.

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Pertaining to the implementation of the law, Eisinger and Bernstein signal out three major areas for concern: the Volcker Rule, Derivatives regulation, and Credit Rating Agency regulation.

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