Is it a bong, mother? Please. I didn't take you for a stoner.

这是个大烟管吗，妈妈？拜托，我不知道你还有这种爱好。

You didn't know how to use a bong and now you're trying to tell me how to flip weed?

你都不知道怎么吸水烟，现在你来告诉我怎么飞叶子？

Love isn't enough. Where would we live, here, with your roommates? The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong.

光有爱是不够的。我们住哪儿，这儿，和你的室友们吗？卫生间里唯一的装饰是一个水烟枪。

The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong.

洗手间里唯一的家具就是根水管。

Max turned our old one into a bong.

Max把我们的旧电视给炸了。

What you need is to level up with a bong rip of nature.

你们需要的 是猛抽一口大自然来提升品味。