I just need the old burglar basher.

只需一根防狼棍即可。

Now the cops think I'm some kind of serial gay basher.

现在警察觉得我虐待同性恋。

And this is something I've had a basher write about in my FT column this week.

这就是我本周在我的英国《金融时报》专栏中写到的内容。