You mess with the lady, you mess with me.

你惹这位女士，就是惹我。

You guys are messing with me, right?

你们是在骗我玩，对不对？

No one would mess with me.

又没人敢惹我。

You do? You're not messing with me?

真的吗？你没有逗我吧？

That'll teach Lex to mess with me.

让莱克斯以后少惹我。

All right, now you're just messing with me.

好吧 你就跟我扯吧。

You do not want to mess with me right now.

你现在最好别惹我。

Even dead, these guys are still managing to mess with me.

这两人都死了还能给我找麻烦。

No. - I'm having a moment here. Don't mess with me.

不。- 我在度过一个艰难时期。别跟我争吵。

Give me a break, you're just trying to mess with me.

得了吧 你只是想惹毛我。

But then he made friends with Collin just to mess with me.

但他却跟科林亲近，故意疏远了我。

But if they mess with me, I'm gonna mess with them.

但是如果他们惹我的话 我也不会放过他们。

The way I'm feeling right now, no mugger or murderer would dare mess with me.

我认为现在不会有强盗或杀人犯敢来惹我。

Then I got the message and just thought my friends were messing with me. Those buttwads!

然后我收到短信，以为是我的朋友在捉弄我。那些酒鬼！

I pray for the president all the time. So don't mess with me when it comes to words like that.

我还一直为总统祈祷。所以别说这种话，别惹我。

He messed with me for four days.

他闹了我四天。

She's got sort of very fluffy, rather friendly looking cat on her sweatshirt, but her face says, No-one messes with me.

你看她有点儿...她衣服上有只毛茸茸的可爱的猫，但她一副“谁也别惹我”的表情。

And then for four days, he just messed with me.

接下来的四天里 他就不停闹我。

(laughing) - Are you messing with me? - Mm-mm.

（笑） - 你在逗我吗？ - 嗯嗯。

The animator kinda messes with me.

动画师有点把我搞砸了。