Sure I was a jackass to my parents, too.

我小时候一定也是个不孝子。

I wouldn't want people to think I was a jackass.

我可不想让人觉得我是混蛋。

I'm sorry. I'm a jackass, and I'm nervous.

抱歉。我太混账了，我很紧张。

Once I brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel... Silence!

有一回我又带了一头公驴和一个蜂窝去一家妓院... 住口!

All right, the other one was funny, now you're just being a jackass.

行了，刚才那个很好笑现在你就是个混蛋。

No. That, he can't do. He is very capable of being a first rate jackass.

不。他不会读心术。他很擅长把自己变成一个大傻蛋。

Bunch of jackasses standing in a circle.

一群傻缺，站成个圈圈。

I got a late meeting with some jackass.

晚上得跟个蠢货见面。

Just wrapping up a phone call with this jackass.

稍等我挂断这个蠢货的电话。

I really wanna meet this jackass. Okay, we all have our excuses, but we gotta figure something out.

我真想见见这个混蛋。好吧，我们都有自己的理由，但是事情总要解决。