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When you're in an elevator with 15 other people, it's not so easy to breath. . . especially when someone farts.

of many, Johnny was able to make farts that smelled like what he ate. Soon he found a job in the town.

Sounds include: strange operator messages, farts , crying babies and a great deal of others.

Trying to make fake farts with my armpits?

An owner of a bakery hired him to eat bread nonstop, then to make bread-scented farts on the streets to attract customers.

But in the mean time, I'm having too much fun seeing how far I can swim, and making sure I outpace the old farts at the Naval Academy.

A marriage can be a wonderful and joyous occasion full of happiness, laughter and unicorn farts for two very lucky people.

The result was the 5329th Air and Ground Forces Resources and Technical Staff (AGFRTS), or "Ag-farts, " as it was popularly called.

Get him off of me. He smells like farts heavily masked by Axe body spray.

One who loves the smell of his own farts.

When Ron Artests farts, scientists fear the particles become so accelerated that it may cause the end of the earth.

It was 1 a. m. Thinking no one was around, I let out a series of loud, nasty-sounding farts.

Take care of the children, or they will get some brain farts to make you mass.

I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

If you thought that golf was a game for old farts, you were wrong.

stephany : Care killed the cat! Take it easy. . . most of the old farts have all gathered here somehow.

"Dog farts ! " roared Old Chen furiously. "While those people are stealing our money, all a turd like you can do is get gay with women! "

My personal favourite is the "Cow Fart CO2" app, the "Bovine Flatulence" measurement that measures your carbon footprint in cow farts.

Underwear that takes the smell out of farts!

Joyce: Speaking of breaking wind, the article said that the Japanese invented some kind of cushion that can absorb farts .

Andrew: She farts in her sleep.

New SCOTTIE Dog BOOKMARK Quit Blaming Your Farts on Me!

Last one there saves farts in a milk bottle, " Alai said. "

Never before have I met someone who farts rainbows and sunshine and happiness.

I teach photography very differently from the old farts .

New PUG Dog BOOKMARK Quit Blaming Your Farts on Me!

One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine.

Farts burn with a blue or yellow flame.

and remember, sometimes burps smell worse than farts.

They have to deal with grumpy old farts like myself.

"Doctor, " he said, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly" .

My farts|are fucking more beautiful than. . .

The methane that is in cow farts is a greenhouse twenty times more powerful than carbon dioxide.

One who loves the smell of other people's farts.

You wish you had my farts, |my farts are fucking music.

So you should be careful if you are someone who often holds farts in!

Just then, the woman farts.

Do you know how to make arm farts?

A LOT of farts escape overnight.

Now, you can make all the jokes you want about cow farts, but methane is 20 times more poisonous than CO2, and it's not just methane.

clinging to a pillow full of beer farts

Some farts have been known,

he was right there . - you got farts in your head