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Experience. Maturity can be very arousing; if you know what you're doing she'll appreciate it and you'll get laid more often.

But while carmakers continue to extract as much efficiency out of their cars, we hope aesthetics don't get laid completely by the wayside.

Lynda: Calls my dad and tells him what I said. Yeah, that C-U-N-T needs to get laid!

So. . . Do you think you can find it in your heart to love somebody who pretended to be straight just to get laid?

I said, "Dazzling conversation of course. Just kidding, you'll probably get laid. "

Sometimes you get laid off and feel a sense of freedom, possibility, and vitality that you haven't felt in years.

"Pay cut, less medical benefits, loss of my vacation and loss of my severance package when I get laid off here, " he said.

Obviously, you don't always need to ignore the Object of Your Desire to lower her value to get laid.

Also, a number of women who have been at home, or working part-time, are returning to work when husbands or partners get laid off.

Pick-up lines, language patterns, verbal tricks and gimmicks are NOT enough to get laid in general.

If she's about to get laid off and her higher-ups have no idea what you do, you'll be vulnerable too.

If you suddenly get laid off, you should have at least three to six months of living expenses set aside.

Find out about the employment related benefits that you may be eligible for when you resign, get fired, or get laid-off from your job.

Consider the hot album of the moment: "Tha Carter III" by Lil Wayne. Its central message is that if you are a rap star, you will get laid.

There are plenty of people who get laid-off from their 9 to 5 day job and end up making millions in a few short years of self-employment.

You need to get laid. See that nurse over there? She's single. She's got red hair. Go ask her out.

But it is terrible to get laid off and hear nothing at all afterwards from former co-workers.

I carry condoms all the time, and I never get laid.

A lot of the labour force either quit or get laid-off each year, but these workers are rapidly rehired.

So there's opportunity there to influence how strongly memories get laid down.

My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid.

What does a girl have to do to get laid at this wedding?

Stuart thought you needed a producer more than l needed to get laid.

"The Gay and Lesbian center. It's a safe haven for fags who can't get laid. " -- Brian.

That's the only way we all get laid.

Time to get laid, which one of y'all girls wanna get paid?

People get laid off, families are hurt. Unemployment goes up.

Factories slow down. People get laid off - and then can't spend money anyway.

Carl Showalter: O. K. , well go get some fucking pancakes and then get laid.

Guys, they come up with lame pick-up lines. Desperate to just get laid.

Carl Showalter: O. K. , we'll go get some fucking pancakes and then get laid.

seems like once you get laid your whole life basically turns to shit.

It would make sense to title this article How To Get Laid, but I'm not really good at that.

Science boys, lay down your pipettes, go forth and get laid.

Don't expect to get laid. Don't do anything that could land you in jail.

Come to office on time, otherwise you'll get laid off pretty soon.

I want the boss to notice my devotion! The economy is not great these days and I don't want to get laid off!

O. K. , we'll go get some fucking pancakes and then get laid.

Who among us hasn't seen a helpful, smart, hard-working person get laid off?

Next time you wanna get laid, find a girl that's not so buckets-of-crazy, huh?

Instead I will be explaining some things that will help you not get laid.

This is much more mundane: a billionaire wants to get laid.

But that's not what most of us tend to do. When we get laid off, we feel singled out and helpless.

It's never free. - You need to get laid, Miles.

Most guys go out at night with one objective: Meet women and get laid.

You can cash out your 401(k) if you get laid off, but don't.

It doesn't care if you get laid or remain a virgin.

He who hesitates doesn't get laid.

Its central message is that if you are a rap star, you will get laid.

i can get laid tonight.

If Maggie and Grace find out that we can't get laid on our own.

Did you get laid last night?

50 pubs. . . 500 chances to get laid.

One friend told me in a letter to go ahead and " get laid. "

I am hoping to get laid this weekend.

When you get laid off, it can get depressing and stressful.

I am going to get laid before I get married on Saturday. Do you read me?

Sometimes we get laid off from a job because of a bad economy.

How are you going to wear a tent dress and expect to get laid ?

She ended her tirade with, "I just want you to get laid someday. " FML

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