dumped me

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML.

She said: 'Well my boyfriend dumped me yesterday and I thought instead of moping around the house all day I would go out and get a date.

We decided to break up. To be more precise , he dumped me.

We decided to break up, to be more precise she dumped me.

When my college boyfriend dumped me out of nowhere, I went straight to my colorist and told him to make me 'breakup blond. '

I don't know, but she did it rightafter she dumped me in September.

Jane dumped me a couple of weeks ago. I think I'll give her a booty call.

I'm feeling sort of blue today. My girlfriend just dumped me.

We called him up to check and he told us 'my girlfriend's just dumped me'.

It was love at first sight for me with my first girlfriend, but in the end she dumped me.

She dumped me for that freaking faggot?

She got her physical and pills and then dumped me the next day.

Billy: Well, she dumped me before I could give it to her!

He dumped me at that school the first chance he got and I never heard from him again.

So this time, when he dumped me, I decided it was really the end.

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys.

Jack: Life is awful. I lost my job and my girlfriend dumped me. How about you?

She understood, though, and subsequently dumped me.

I can't believe he dumped me. I loved him so much!

Your girlfriend dumped you, welcome to the club, mine dumped me last week.

Molly : My boyfriend dumped me over the phone.

I can't believe Tom dumped me. ---You have to let it go.

Sam: Certeinly not, man. That bitch just dumped me and got another guy hooking up. But thanks for asking anyway, I appreciate it.

Susan: No, he get the drop on me. Now he dumped me.

He played with my feelings and then dumped me.

You dumped me, but I'm too cool to show it.

SIX MONTHS AFTER she dumped me, Katie started calling the house.

I lost my job and my girlfriend dumped me.

My girlfriend dumped me the day after the Valentine 's Day.

Not much, My girlfriend just dumped me.

To be more precise, he dumped me.

My boyfriend dumped me. I'm depressed.

I cried my eyes out after my G. F dumped me.

Gordon: Your guidance didn't work. She dumped me after two dates.

My girlfriend dumped me the day after Lover's Day.

I guess you guys heard Rachel dumped me.

In fact, he's dumped me so often that he has already dumped me once when I've been on the phone in a car.

He dumped me, and to add insult to injury, he stated dating my best friend.

He dumped me on my birthday!

How come you dumped me, then?

e. g My girlfriend dumped me.

This is the worst Valentine's Day ever! My girlfriend dumped me!

In fact, when we started we went too fast in our relationship. I had to erase her memory and start again when she dumped me .

She dumped me when she found out I was seeing someone else.

She dumped me, I was dumped.

Can you believe that John dumped me just because I didn't do his homework last week?

I didn't dump them, they dumped me. Because I couldn't give them the thing they want.

she dumped me as soon as I started to smell, saying she deserved a better man (like my friend the accountant).

My girlfriend dumped me. I am so sad because she is a total babe!

Have you any idea how my boyfriend dumped me?

That is until he dumped me 10 days later.

My girlfriend dumped me simply because I didn't have a lot of hair!

Today, my boyfriend dumped me through a Facebook status, and both my mom and best friend "liked" it. FML

she won't talk to me She dumped me

Linda: Yes, I am not happy at all, Libo dumped me! 55

dumped me and make me be afraid alone