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If there's nothing really the matter, the doctor will tell him he's an old ass, and cheer him up; and that will be something gained.

Stupid ass should have stopped, shown his credentials and been on his way.

The ass was very happy to see the animals running away from him, just as if he were king Lion himself.

Why would you tell her to drop dead? She's your sister. She was an ass.

For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?

for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me?

He never once took the name of the lord his God in vain, committed adultery or coveted his neighbor's ass.

But he soon calmed himself down and went to the lion, saying: "I can help you to catch the ass if you promise that you will not hurt me. "

Earl Piggot: You know, I don't know who you think would wanna look at your sad, middle aged ass anymore!

The right person is still gonna think the sun shines out of your ass.

He rested his hand lightly on her ass for a moment, then put his fingers into the waistband of her panties and started pulling them off.

If the boss is the old ideological, County market under, ran to make money, or for the courage of young people, or not-for-ass for his head.

In the forest , there was an ass. One day, the ass found a lion's skin left in the forest by a hunter.

Graduating with style does not just mean not making an ass out of yourself. Put your best foot forward as you head into your future.

I worked hard for that scholarship by busting my ass to get good grades. I earned that scholarship. They didn't hand it to me for nothing.

This only made me realize that this has been the closest I've come to touching a girls ass in over a year.

When the youth had slept his fill, he got up by the first light of morning, and wanted to put on the ass's skin, but it was not to be found.

Get back on a skateboard again. Of course, if I look like an ass, please let me know.

Remember that the word 'ass' in spoken English also means a fool and is a very mildly impolite word for the human rump.

He's such a cheap ass, he never treats his girlfriend to dinner or movies.

when the active-laser-defense system of the Type-99 Tank locks on your ass, you wont be able to see your animus anymore.

If you think just by licking your manager's ass is going to send you up the ladder all the way, you're so wrong.

you know , you ' re talkin ' out of your ass.

and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?

The old man hearing this, quickly made his son mounted the Ass, and continued to walk along merrily by his side.

My mother is a perfectionist in every sense of the word. She has no tolerance for anything half-ass.

He wasn't ready for this and he was ready to get his ass out of there.

"You've got to get your ass back here, " Marla yells over the phone, "before those little trolls make soap out of me. "

You're, like, 'Put the dog down, ' but your ass is in an air-conditioned car, and I'm holding the stuff.

The Ass in the Lion's Skin An Ass once found a Lion's skin which the hunters had left out in the sun to dry.

You were a scared little college boy sitting' up on those bleachers, trying' to keep your ass out of the game .

He made a bit of an ass of himself at the party.

Ripley: What makes you think they're gonna care about a bunch of lifers who found God at the ass end of space?

Me, a short story! Began to feel terror in the middle is very funny, very sad ending. Once there was a ghost, put the ass, dead.

well, you were bleeding all over the place and I covered your ass with your dress and we went off to the hospital, you remember that?

A wild ass used to the wilderness, that snuffeth up the wind at her pleasure; in her occasion who can turn her away?

For a short guy, sparring or fighting against someone with a height and reach advantage can be a real pain in the ass.

Sit on her thighs right behind her ass and give her a relaxing back and neck massage.

That candidate is an ass in a lion's skin, he would never have the courage to stand up for any cause.

And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab.

He first appears in the form of a little horse or ass, and then changes into human shape at the request of the summoner.

We only know that for a few minutes of a pretty strange movie, a woman, a big ass snake, and a filthy border town bar never looked so good.

So much of the piece is an accurate reflection of a specific brand of hard-ass Asian parenting.

I certainly began to feel like a prize horse's ass, though, sitting there all by myself.

That seaman had been an ass, and the General was an ass too.

Love like a stool, and sometimes you have very hard, but it is nothing but ass ah!

You don't have to kick fear's ass; you just have to give it a nudge.

You hate yourself, and hate to be complicated or to be an ass-kisser.

Even Jessica Alba's snorkeling looks forced and draws you out of the scene. Luckily her ass is spectacular and it pulls you right back in.

Carrying all this water back and forth is gonna be a real pain in the ass.

He sent the word that if I come and kiss his ass in the studio commissary, maybe he'll think about it.

Over the table, he shouted at his mother, in what today he describes as 'utter, total sarcastic, smart-ass kid rudeness.

An Ass and a Cock were in a straw-yard together when a Lion, desperate from hunger, approached the spot.

So he took the ass home, and put him into the stable with the other asses. The.

Providing kick ass services should be part of every business model.

No request can take more than 30 seconds to run, otherwise it is stopped: Oh my god, this has been a pain in the ass all the time.

We made a promise to Matt Davis to take Alaric and give him a good kick in the ass, and really make better use of that character.

House: The slutty party girl is fun till she pukes on your shoes. Then she's just a pain in the ass.

Bark Bark sucks balls! ! Period! he does not know sh*t! ! someone please make him kiss a jack ass again! ! ! I hate his sooo much!

m going to call for back up to kick your ass.

When the man saw this he put a halter on the ass at once, and gave him back to his owner. The owner felt quite surprised.

You know Jeff Van Gundy is sitting in his home office laughing his ass off right now.

Drunk or just a beautiful pain in the ass, she's turned something like a bump or a stepped-on shoe into World War III.

As he had in the previous two interviews, Koppel asked about the "old ass wipe test" -hoping, perhaps, for a humorous response.

But after my sister said left right to hang out with just like ass will slippery.

The card was signed "Love, D ad, " and the gift was a ring with a sm all piece of red gl ass to represent my birthstone, a ruby.

She is usually prompt for all her classes but today she arrivedin the middle of her first cl ass.

Okay, so if I die, please put me ass up in the coffin.

The second you utter the phrase "I know more about this than you do" the agent will go out of their way not to help your arrogant ass.

But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said "Karate my ass! "

That candidate is an ass in a lion's skin; he would never stand up for any case.

Now imagine what that monkey would do to your goofy, non-banana bringing ass if you tried to make him wear a funny hat and a necktie.

You had better grow some HARD BARK on your ass if you hope to survive and prevail in a REAL STRUGGLE for LIFE or DEATH!

Moral of the story: when you try to cover your ass, it always comes back to get even with you.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, man! If you don't get out of here, I will call the police that'll whip your ass.

See model in London, Paris, New York, Milan overpass twisted ass, as in the same church.

Don't run around yelling and making an ass of yourself trying to pull the whole thing off.

The freedom of the wild ass that supported unfettered and reckless economic actions to create things out of nothing has to be dealt with.

Apollo promptly transformed his depraved pair of ears into those of an ass.

Look, work's been kicking my ass lately. The old man doesn't wear the hours as well as he used to.

The old lady is going to throw my ass out of the house for getting drunk and puking on my new shirt!

Katie Bryce is a pain in the ass. If I hadn't taken the Hippocratic Oath, I'd Kevorkian her with my bare hands. What?

The stories I could tell you. Time and time again, how your knives have pulled my ass out of the fire.

Keeping with his bizarre noble streak, he answered honestly, and then tore ass out of there like a flaming house cat.

Finally, I realised the truth, it named to be a ass kisser , or in other graceful words, manage up.

Every firstborn creature must be the Lord's, but since the ass was unclean, it could not be presented in sacrifice.

The slave replied, "You told me to take care of the door, the ass and the rope. I know nothing about the rest. "

Good luck and I hope to see you slamming your cock into Taylor Rain's ass in the near future.

He has pronounced you less of an ass than might have been expected.

If you walk now, there'll be no one left to tell the tale . DHS needs you to cover its ass .

I hope to get an A, and not miss by a little. If I can do better, better than an ass.

However, people of other races, especially "pink-ass peckerwoods" , better not use this word when in the company of gangsta rappers .

for they have gone up to assyria like a wild ass gone alone by itself ; ephraim has hired lovers.

But he stuck at it, practicing his ass off because he's that determined to be the best he can possibly be.

On the sticky paper next to my bare ass was a Polaroid picture of my foot that no one wanted. I said, can I have the picture?

Ain't a day that passes that you don't want to press your face against that ass or bite the delicate sliding tendons of her neck.

Talks Out Of His Ass About: Other physics specialties. . . and telepathy.

Fred Simmons: If you were in prison, you'd be raped because you exude feminine qualities. You're also a big ole fat piece of ass.

She opens the door and you're all aflutter and soon enough, you'll be kissing her hand and her ass just to impress her.

He often goes to his boss's office alone and kisses ass of his boss. His fellow workers call him an ass-kisser.

The ox knoweth his owner, and the ass his master's crib: but Israel doth not know, my people doth not consider.

They were once, but I had worn the seat out of them; fortunately the jacket covered my ass.

This week Mr Obama unclenched the jaw long enough to add that he was consulting experts so he could decide "whose ass to kick" .

Sell the Ferrari, liquidate the stocks, and pick up one of these bad-ass timekeeping devices.

As for sources, I'm not doing your research for you, if you want to look it up get your ass to google.

An ass and a cock were in a straw yard together. The lion approached the place.

One look at you and I can tell you have a temper like a bitch with a pole stuck up her ass.

You know, as captain, I could kick your ass off this squad.

The Teenager takes a few steps back, stumbles and falls on his ass with one arm outstretched , still holding the Coke.

I've hung round and looked like an ass.

Barack Obama cranked up the presidential outrage over the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, demanding to know "whose ass to kick" .

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a good looking girl accidentally brushed her ass up against my shoulder as she walked past.

Advertisement? Right, she was an ass model.

Sent a couple of cats over to his place. Threw his ass over the balcony. Nigger fell four stories.

I wish the directors just would stop, you know, busting my ass because I already have lots of problems.

And as one of them opened his sack to give his ass provender in the inn, he espied his money; for, behold, it was in his sack's mouth.

My mouth is such response, but I still refused to budge, chair like magnetic as absorb my ass, I continue to read my book.

I wish the ref that threw out TD last night was doing our game, throw Amare's ass out. Im not a fan of his anymore.

Then had gone a little after donkey have no spirit and moving part of the goods, and finally, ass body empty.

Nancy: you are a bad ass in that show. Let me tell you.

She extolled the virtues of a spray called Liquid Ass, which can be purchased at fine novelty stores everywhere.

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass.

The project is due in a week, so you'd better get your ass in gear.

Scripture: "But the firstling of an ass thou shalt redeem with a lamb: and if thou redeem him not, then shalt thou break his neck. "

That guy will kiss-ass his way to the top. ?

So no problem for him to have the cam rolling while Tim fucked his hot smooth ass on our couch.

Besides that, she's good and I'll probably make an ass of myself at the beach.

Ali Baba helped to place the body in Cassim's house, again recommended to Morgiana to act her part well, and then returned with his ass.

He returns without noticing a piece of toilet paper is hanging from his ass.

With simple virtual presence tools you can actually exercise the Law of Two Feet without getting off your ass.

That guy be to kiss-ass his way to the top. ?

A pedlar who owned an ass one day bought a quantity of salt, and loaded up his beast with as much as he could bear.

Collins: I'm going to make an uneducated prediction and say by the end of this season there will be some ass-kicking.

Years later, he told the biographer Kenneth Rose: 'Twenty years I worked for my country and they kicked me out on my ass. '

Georges wife: "I knew that your drunk ass would spew bile and booze all over that new shirt! "

The second part proves the density of the re ach able set of a cl ass of line ar stochastic control systems.

Now, I'm ordering you to get your ass back here with that kid, you got that?

I'm not sure. . . well, first, it couldn't be George. He is such a kiss-ass. He'd wash the boss's dog if he asked.

Today, I have to call in 'fat' to work because I can't squeeze my ass into any of my work clothes. FML.

Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you. The right person is still gonna think the sun shines out of your ass.

If she finds out you let me into her secret, you'll have your ass in a sling.

No know said the queen, sentence first, verdict to ass words.

Roy: Apparently, getting your ass kicked is now a part of this complete breakfast.

Dr. Wilson: You will lie, cheat and steal to get what you want, but you're incapable of kissing a little ass?

"The crazy ass! " he said to himself. "What does he want to advertise for? "

Anytime you get near a bank. We have to break your ass out of prison.

Taking you by and large, you do seem to be more different kinds of an ass than any creature ever seen before.

The movie looks entertaining and loaded with big battle action, and of course Zhao looks beautiful kicking ass.

There's no way some novel could ever kick as much ass as, say, watching Sylvester Stallone punch a guy's head off his shoulders.

but you're not gonna sit on your ass all day.

And it all started when some muggers kicked his ass so hard, they turned him into a math and art phenomenon.

Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

Red stares through the bars at the main floor below, eyes riveted to the small puddle of blood where Fat-Ass went down.

And remember, this guy wasn't some Moammar Gadhafi or Third World despot talking out of his ass.

So if you are up for the challenge, oblige her. Just don't make an ass of yourself. Watch her body language. Does she really want you there?

How 'bout you, thickness? Goggles ? -Hancock! Son of a gun, I knew you'd come. . . -Stop crying, punk-ass.

It was very heavy, but when he had his net on the beach he found he had dragged in a dead ass.

I still remembered one of Andy's lines: "I am an straightforward man outside here, but inside i have to be a bad ass. "

There was a peasant kept an ass; and all his work this donkey did first-class.

So the next time my husband makes a crack like that I'll just have to drop kick his ass.

5And Abraham said unto his young men, Abide ye here with the ass; and I and the lad will go yonder and worship, and come again to you.

He busts his ass all day long to get the book finished on time.

Bob's such a kiss-ass . Did you see him agreeing with everything the chairman said this morning?

Those ass-hats are worth more dead than you and I are alive.

When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

A lion and a wild ass entered into an alliance that they might capture the beasts of the forest with the greater ease (1).

In fact you have grown-ass men in their 30s in the League who still don't seem to have learned the fundamentals of defense.

7And they brought the ass and the colt, and laid their garments upon them, and made him sit thereon.

Mate an ass with a mare so as to produce a mule.

It's not to be expected that an ox and an ass should worship at the crib.

Judy: These ass wholes are making fake rubbers. The market is flooding with millions of these condoms now.

God's forces DO NOT cheat, skip around, cut corners, wave magic wands or do their work "half ass ed. "

Do a kick ass concert. Doesn't matter if they don't get it, you know what you're doing don't you?

I can't take it any more. I've been working my ass off like this for ages.

Ass you can see this was reality TV at it's finest.

One day me and my friends took to the streets, I walked on, his fall, I asked him: did not your ass killed?

He made a total ass of himself .

But then the duck on his head pipes up: 'Can you get this guy off my ass? '

Talked Out Of His Ass About: "Jewish science"

Some candy ass architectures won't allow EXECUTE instructions to address another EXECUTE instruction as the target instruction.

Did not Charles kiss a donkey's ass for something he was very sure about?

Henceforth, to the wrong path ' the ass is friendly ' rescue, also will bring into us the working limits of team of this fire control.

CHARLIE : You know what, Tom? I don't give a rat's ass what you say.

And, I mean, why should you have to wait for him to get off his ass?

I told her not to cover for your ass. But i guess she didn't listen.

Very clear and plain the dream was, but do you think I'm such an ass as to take heed of dreams?

He shall be buried with the burial of an ass, drawn and cast forth beyond the gates of Jerusalem.

In other words, he got off to taking it up the ass from a two-foot horse dick.

Kim's Note: I really don't know why expressions using the word "ass" are so popular in American English.

Leslie: If I lose, you get my car. It's a brand new Jag. This way, whatever happens you've got your ass covered from here to Houston.

Oh, well, it turns out most people think I'm an ass. But a passionate minority hold I'm just an idiot.

Always remember, when you assume you make an ass of you and me!

Method Man raps about finding the love of his life, and living "in a fat-ass crib with thousands of kids. "

He told House conservatives to drop opposition to his plan and "get your ass in line, " according to a Republican aide.

Indeed, I have been a complete ass, and I know it.

Just to see you get knocked on your ass.

Class and Ass Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today. "

First drawn in 1951, Astroboy has rocket boots, lasers that shoot from his fingertips, and, uh, an ass cannon.

Papillon: We're something, aren't we? The only animals that shove things up their ass for survival.

A special thank you to Brett Miller, my assistant for letting me be the biggest pain in the ass.

Toula Portokalos: Oh I don't know. If I had survived an old lady ass-kicking I would want to brag about it.

He may be a superstar, but most parents consider him a pain in the ass.

This is only a minor improvement, but it addresses a major pain in the ass in earlier versions of Windows.

I almost busted out laughing, thinking it was a prank, but something in my gut clenched my ass so tight I almost puked.

The ass is worn down, scraped, sandpapered, smooth, hard, bright as a billiard ball or the skull of a leper.

It was great to see Chuck kissing that ass.

When a dormitory for gr adu ate students throws its annual nickel beer night (five cents a gl ass), everyone comes for the fun.

If you can do a half-ass ed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.

An ass once found a lion's skin. He put it on, and walked towards the village.

You've saved money on the dress and jacket, so buy a kick ass pair of shoes.

We're going! It'd be nice to leave an ass print on Everest.

All cunt and a glass ass in which you can read the history of the Middle Ages.

Do something, don't just ass around all day long.

This was "really bad timing" , says David Abrams, the chief executive of Cheap Ass Gamer, a gaming-information provider in Tokyo.

In which case, sign my ass up for a silver ring now.

What, you got a divining tattooed on your ass?

" In reality, he said, " I know martial arts. May I kick your ass?

Phillippe: Good. Smart ass had no business working for you in the first. . . place.

Have no fear, daughter of Zion: see your King is coming, seated on a young ass.

"Well, well; John Thomson sitting reading his Bible! Now I've seen everything. " "I'm just looking up a reference, you ass. "

no, you seem like a pain in the ass. but look, l have my own friends.

One is called "I hate Katy Perry and her dumb-ass song I Kissed A Girl" .

Even if the ass or derv may be better for a given build or tactic, overall they are far less flexible.

A MULETEER set forth on a journey, driving before him an Ass and a Mule, both well laden.

I eat concertina, piss napalm, and I can shoot a round through a flea's ass at 300 meters.

Here's a can of ass whip, for you to come get!

They drive away the ass of the fatherless, they take the widow's ox for a pledge.

And the party still makes an ass of the law and a mockery of justice.

If any one hire an ox or an ass, and a lion kill it in the field, the loss is upon its owner.

I wondered if they would carry their tails so high if they could see what was thought of an ass here.

He despaired later that people seemed to like him as "the cocky hero and the smart-ass and the rake" .

He is righteous and victorious, meek and riding on an ass, even on a colt, the son of an ass.

A GUARD with a penlight in his teeth spreads his cheeks, peers up his ass, and nods.

For vain man would be wise, though man be born [like] a wild ass's colt.

He is a mighty Duke, and appeared in the shape of a Lion with an Ass's Head, bellowing .

They replies : "The dew. " The Ass resolved that he would only live upon dew, and in a short time died of hunger.

A microphone up in his ass.

And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.

That's a little optimism dropped on your ass. . . Jyeeeeaaaahhhh! ! ! Thank you my friend, I shall see you soon. FUERZA!

I ended up on stage unhappy and looking like an ass .

This does not mean, "sit on your ass and wait for everything to fall into your lap. "

Keep arguments to a minimum, eat well and wash it down with a gl ass of wine.

But was rebuked for his iniquity: the dumb ass speaking with man's voice forbad the madness of the prophet.

Not to his face, of course. . . |not to his ass, either!

Throw solid guys like Battier, Deke, and Skip into the mix and that team has got serious ass-kicking potential.

soon turned out to be a pain in the ass.

Combine that with the ass of a thirteen-year old boy and you've got a problem.

I remember rearing it was such a pain in the ass.

Conclusion: The method using ASS and Solbagon together is worthy to be recommended in the nasal packing following FESS surgery.

Whatcha gonna do with all that ass.