yo momma

Yo momma's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo momma's so ugly, when a child, she had to be fed with a slingshot!

Yo momma's so ugly, you could tell the face only 'cuz it had ears.

Yo momma's so ugly, people go as her to Halloween parties.

Yo momma's so ugly, when a baby, she was breast fed through a straw!

Yo momma's so ugly, she had a face that would sink a thousand ships.

Yo momma's so ugly, she looks like the elephant man chewing on a wasp.

Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy rather kiss her ass than look in her face.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, she can only go down.

Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

Yo momma's so ugly, she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!

Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo momma's so ugly, she looks like a Bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her momma!

Yo momma's so ugly, I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

Yo momma's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.

Yo momma's so ugly, when you look up ugly in the dictionary it has her picture.

Yo momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born her incubator windows were tinted.

Yo momma's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!

Yo momma's so ugly, a fly wouldn't sit on her.

Yo momma's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo momma's so ugly, if she joined an ugly contest they'd say sorry no.

Yo momma's so ugly, it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!

Yo momma's so ugly, she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck.

Yo momma's so ugly, they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders! !

Yo momma's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!

Yo momma's so ugly, they only wanted her feet for the freak show.

Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo momma's so ugly, I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!

Yo momma's so ugly, on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!

Yo momma's so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!

Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals. "

Yo momma's so ugly, they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

Yo momma's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.

Yo momma's so ugly, she could curdle urine.

Yo momma's so ugly, that when she looks at a glass of milk it turns to cheese.

Yo momma's so ugly, I've seen cow pies I'd rather do it with.

Yo momma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo momma's so ugly, her doctor is a veterinarian.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flushes.

Yo momma's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!

Yo momma's so ugly, zookeepers said thanks for bringin' the bitch back!

Yo momma's so ugly, she'd scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.

Yo momma's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail!

JaMichael, yo Momma's so fat that when she wore grey an admiral tried to board her.

Yo momma's so ugly, she scares the roaches away.

Yo momma's so ugly, when I first saw her, my momma was nauseous.

Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo momma's so ugly, she's the cover girl for iodine.

Yo momma's so ugly, her nickname is Damn!

Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked past a mirror and it exploded.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she cries the tears run up her face.

Yo momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.

Yo momma's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a cup of water!

Yo momma's so ugly, Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to jump in the lake the lake jumped back!

Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo momma told you so