a guy

Rachel is looking for a date to a charity ball; Phoebe finds a guy for her, but so do Monica and Chandler; things get competitive.

When I got to the front of the line, a guy coming from the other end of the plane grabbed my shoulder and pushed me out of the way.

Whenever I say this to a guy, he will generally stare at me, slack jawed , as if I were speaking some foreign language.

A lady gets on a train with her baby. A guy sitting across from her looks at the baby and starts laughing hysterically.

"I don't think of myself as an artist, " says the author more than once in the interview. "I'm just a guy who can write. Yeah. "

(The Frisky) -- For about four years in my mid-twenties, I dated and lived with a guy who was as wrong for me as a double-breasted blazer.

There was a guy on the sidewalk. He had three new boxes, Panasonic video camera boxes. He said he had to get rid of them quick.

As a guy you should be planning to see her to her cab and then give her a small kiss on the cheek.

A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

Because there is no girl for a guy to watch movies with, or to share the DVD shelf with, it will be a "male" collection of movies.

The subject really miffs me, and yeah, I had a guy tell me once that his wife wasn't "allowed" to have a vibrator.

I don't like to label my experiences but I can freely say that I'm in a loving relationship with a guy whose only goal is to make me happy.

of a guy, sort of like with a swagger or something. I said, "Stop. " And I said, "Come here, son. "

And just like other parts of the body, how a penis appears at different stages of a guy's life varies quite a bit.

If a guy likes you a lot, he hopes you won't agree to go to bed with him on the first date.

Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food.

When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you , he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible .

A crowd of would-be frugalistas almost trampled a guy to death just trying to save a few dollars during the Christmas sales.

You think you know a guy.

My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a guy I've never met. I say there is nothing I can do, I cannot help thinking of you.

We're playing a good basketball team and a guy that I know is going to come in and want to break this streak.

The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook? "

Before I can do that I've got to tell you about sliced bread, and a guy named Otto Rohwedder.

"A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head, " he mutters, concentrating on the pills.

If the timing's right, I'm ready to go out with a guy spur-of-the-moment.

Below are some of the answers to that. When you see a guy riding it, you will be able to understand why they enjoy it a lot.

One time, he rear-ended a guy on the 101 freeway, and just left the scene because the guy got out of his car and started screaming at him.

I showed up to a place I'd never been, and there was a guy with a drafting board.

It had never occurred to me that a guy of my eminence and stature was ever required to give a proof of anything he said or did.

Most of my ex-boyfriends couldn't keep up with how much I wanted-I thought I'd never hear a guy beg me for less sex!

The chief economist would assign the research projects, and in just a few months people began to tab me as a guy who knew all the data.

And, I am so so sorry to see you and a guy who look like our principle walked out from a hotel.

A guy tells you he loves you, and next thing you know, he's breaking your heart with meaningless actions or words. Usually both.

So what you're saying is if I hear a story about a girl who's been with a guy for 13 years and he finally married her, that's the exception.

For dinner we return to this joint we found the night before. It's sort of two businesses in one. There's a guy grilling stuff on sticks.

One of my students once told me, "it's exciting to be a bit in awe of a guy. "

If you're a GUY and you're hanging out with your bros and one of them says they have to go to the bathroom, no one acknowledges it.

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly.

Also, you could be a guy who tends to supplicate in his behavior to women, especially good-looking women.

If it was a guy it would be more like you want punch on? For girls its not like that, so for girls its like this.

Well, except for the fact that he is a perfectionist, and you know, sometimes, it is hard to live under the same roof with such a guy.

A guy gets set up on a blind date and he takes her out for dinner to a very expensive restaurant to make a good impression.

If he could only have faced life with the same courage and sense of honor with which he faced death, he would have been quite a guy.

A guy who's had a good feed and tanked up on good wine, giving his wife a kiss after supper and his day is over. Finished.

A gril asked a guy if he thought she was pretty . he said no.

What I mean is people are just concerned with who you buy, but at the moment when a guy asks me 'will the transfer market be very busy?

In 1912, Shackleton's Endurance expedition -- there was -- one of his crew, a guy called Thomas Orde-Lees.

Three is a good number because your two friends can keep each other company when a guy walks up to chat with you.

Gorgeous Georgia did not look pleased, but Eddie was not a guy to pass up a good opportunity.

The author was a guy his own age who had come up the hard way and was now a celebrity in the literary world.

No matter how deluded he might be, a guy always wants to imagine he has a chance of enticing you into a dark corner for a little hooking up.

Liu sent a text message to her 17-year-old sibling warning her to take down a photo of a guy sitting on her sister's lap.

I'm encouraged by his strength and courage to just follow your dreams. . . Just a guy who does what he loves doing.

A guy had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

I've never been a guy to be criticized and go home and goin my closet and boo-hoo cry.

A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk.

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

And also a guy who beat up one of her friends in labour, guy whom she shall hang by the balls over a piranha -infested pool.

In the meantime, she met a guy half the size as you, and who was available because he was not in the gym 12 hours a day.

Even when she did find a guy sensitive enough to deal with her past, their relationship got rocky when he bought a motorcycle.

There was another exchange student at my university, a guy with an intelligent smile, glasses, and huge biceps.

A guy with a big vision, working a little outside of his league, a little over his head.

Yangzi traveled to the State of Song. He met a guy who as well as his wife and concubine stayed in a hotel.

Not so much hilarious as just funny to think of a guy running through a city doing these things.

I'm sorry, I met a guy on the train, I got off with him in Vienna and we're still there.

There was one school night though, about a year ago, where I asked a guy I didn't know too well a question.

No more talk . It was over . But it left a shaky feeling. We knew that the war was almost over. A guy's chances of getting home were good.

You may imagine when such a guy was talking about if her breasts was loose or not, her hands might be itching to slap.

You know, I'm a big believer in breaking bad news to a guy when you're in bed with him.

"If they see a good car that a guy is driving, " he said, "they say, 'How much? If it's 30 grand, take 40 and give me the key. ' "

But it was only a few months ago that Barack was saying that Ayers was just a guy in my neighborhood, but. . . wait a minute.

They show subjects a YouTube video of a guy driving a motorcycle into a fence over and over again to see when it ceases to be amusing.

While a guy want me to provide him with help, for which he would give me out a suitable price.

It seems completely out of character for a guy who seems to live on a spare diet of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, beer and Vicodin.

Instead, it appeared to be some sort of story revolving around a guy called Kord Campbell and his family.

A guy in a lab coat was there to make sure he did it (again no real shock was being delivered, but the subject of course did not know this).

And, by the way, I never noticed if it was a guy on this side either.

When you see a guy like that take the ball and take a penalty [against PSG] in his first game. That means he does not lack confidence.

It's easy to root for a guy like Phillips, a legitimately good guy who has had to endure so much heartache.

LH: Yeah, when you take a character on a lesbian show and you flip her over to a guy, then there's no way out of this.

He: Oops, I'm just a guy! You know how bad my memory is. . .

I've been hearing a lot of talk about a guy. . . he's supposed to have been born on this ship, and never been off it since.

Who wants to think of a guy in leather pants beating grandma's cadaver with a whip and a dog chain?

Well, I don't know for sure, but there was a guy at the party who's in a few of my classes at uni .

If you are dating a guy and going out with him quite often then here are the items which you should always keep handy with you.

Try to ignore that you are getting rid of a guy who has been a heart player for a couple of seasons. Done.

Even if there was a friendly way, most of the women I've talked to about it said they would not want to hear it from a guy.

Well, I hope you're wrong, Mr. Ryder. But, you know, I'm just a guy.

A girl's got to use what she's given and I'm not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does.

If I'm down on the basketball court with a bunch of male classmates, I subconsciously run through a checklist: I'm a guy, so are they.

Yeah. You know, a guy in the store showed me some before and after pictures of a couple who tried them. . . they looked very. . . satisfied.

When you first meet a guy in a bar or lounge, nothing is better than leaning in and violating his personal space with a whisper.

I met a guy when I was in Greece, but I knew it was just a holiday romance.

Even a guy who will admit that you're better looking than him should still be able to tell you you're beautiful.

Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you.

I actually might be able to help. Yeah, I know a guy at my office who deals exclusively with music clients.

But when she found herself wondering what it would be like to kiss a guy who chewed tobacco she began to think she was fooling herself.

Now she's talking to a guy whose company we're trying to buy. Convenient, don't you think?

I never thought you'd fall for a guy like me. Plus, there was the fact that you were always dating tons of other guys.

A guy that worked there said he'd take a picture of me with a mouse on my head.

An hour's drive to hear that crap. You know, it wasn't even a band. A guy with a guitar. An hour each way.

As a guy who spends most of his day typing words on a screen, it's hard for me to take touch computing seriously.

I would not date a guy whose pants are smaller than mine The fact that i can't get my leg in his jeans. No, that's unacceptable.

If you see a guy looking distraught while comparing the active ingredients of various toothpastes, look again. That might be me.

May be, Love is only a chapter in a guy's life. But to a girl, it's the whole book.

Once upon a time, a guy and a girl met online when they were playing a game and fell in love.

Its not Yao's fault he's so big, its just not as easy as it may seem to play with a guy like Yao.

If you're lucky enough to find a guy with a lot of head and a lot of heart, he's never going to come off the field second.

He's an average defender and a below-average rebounder -- hardly ideal for a guy being treated like a franchise center.

There's a reason a guy like you , with your skill set , was put in here, you know .

I can meet someone in another state, and they end up being the best friend of the cousin of a guy I dated a year ago.

That is what timeouts are for. They are a time to instruct, to coach, and, yes, to call out a guy for not defending his man.

But if you see a guy wearing an impeccably tailored Italian suit with dirty tennis shoes, you won't be able to forget the footwear.

Now wait a minute , we heard about a guy in Florida. The poor man , he was on homeopathic medicine .

no, I recently like a guy secretly, but he does not seem to like me.

I met a guy when I was in Greece, but I knew it was just a holiday remance.

A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out.

Shouldn't we have a soft spot in our hearts for a guy that wants it so bad that he trips all over himself trying to get it?

When a woman is confident and not afraid to get close to a guy she is attracted to, it makes her unique, sexy and insatiable.

But if you're a GUY who is trying to hook up with your friends ex, you start to estimate the amount of time they have been broken up for.

He cried too much to be a man's man, but he was a guy's guy, Berry says.

He is a guy who just has a little bit of a hamstring problem but where does it come from?

I found a little lump in my left breast and I'm a guy!

It's sorrow as you meet a guy whom is not right for you in a suitable moment.

So read on to hear about a girl who has 200 orgasms a day and a guy who had sex with the pavement!

A guy observed a woman in the grocery store with a three-year-old girl in her basket.

Yeah, nothing hotter than a guy planning out his own imaginary wedding, huh?

I come to know a guy on MSN, and keep in touch with him for 5 months.

Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me.

I chose Mason because it was the name of a guy I used to lust after in high school and Wyler was the last name of a friend's crush.

It's a good place for a guy like you that's got some sort of inner resources.

He was entering the elevator to his apartment building, when he saw a guy with a hat was standing in there, hiding his face.

Will it make a difference that if it's expressed like this: "I'm a guy that loves the star, that is quite hot. "

He'd been a grifter most of his life, a guy without a permanent address.

If I had to describe the one single thing that both annoys women and DESTROYS a guy's chances, it would be this.

I was just a guy on a bike, alone, riding a 60-mile stretch of lonely road that winds through mountains eastward to the seacoast.

And there's nothing worse than to be in love with such a guy.

I can't imagine bringing a guy to see "Confessions of a Shopaholic" or "He's Just Not That Into You. "

I guess it's because he couldn't believe that Jesus could be attracted to a guy, so he had to invent a girl to be the beloved disciple.

If I read a guy's profile and I'm interested in him, I will try to friend him.

One day your daughter's crawling around in diapers, before you know it, she's dating a guy that drives a motorcycle!

It's not hard to tell when a guy is "happy to see you. "

The start of this article came from a disturbing email sent to me by a guy called Tony, who was at art school in San Francisco.

An even playing field. Just a guy present hunting for his wonderful overworked. Wife?

In a bar a guy told the bartender, "I'm a professional gambler; I've made of lots of money from gambling. "

I was walking down the street, talking on my cell phone, when a guy on a motorbike came by and grabbed the phone out of my hand.

At the age of thirty-one, she slept with a guy from the office.

A: I don't know how a guy like you could have such a thoughtful girlfriend!

Jack Frost : You 're not Santa anymore. You're just a guy who smells like a cookie .

Wife: Really? I'm surprised. He doesn't look like a guy who'd ever cheat on his wife, does he?

Or let's say a guy and a girl are out on their first date, and they're walking around in a large department store.

He had been trained, as a guy, to be self-contained and smart and rational, and to avoid sentimentality.

Now I zip along the surface like a guy on a Jet Ski.

One time I used warm water to make a guy pee. Of course I didn't make a career out of it.

That's the first time I think I've played a guy in the top 10 and I was just able to keep the lead in the whole match.

In the '30s an airplane had two wings and a round motor. And was always flown by a guy who looked like Cary Grant.

Over the last 6 years I have actually been a guy of a proper job, my records company job.

Looks can be deceiving, but it got me to wondering if there are certain nuances of a guy's place that tip off that he's single.

They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them.

First the researchers found a guy who was rated average looking by a group of women.

As far as leaving a guy open on the other side of the court, there's a simple way for the opposing team to break this defense.

A guy from my company knew a guy at the secret service and he managed to get me a visa for the UK.

If one of the other characters has a guy that they're interested in, she's the first to say, 'Omigod, he's hot. '

Today, I was making out with a guy in a washroom at a party.

There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.

Dennis, who was loaded with millions and power, took a guy off the street and gave him the opportunity to start a new life.

I saw this footage someplace in Years some places, in some place there is a guy, you beat up a guy that was trying to hug you.

You see a guy holding a list. You know he's married.

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?

It's happiness as you meet a guy whom is right for you in a suitable moment.

A guy from the Philippines, birthplace of the dread Love Bug virus, wrote, "It is quite ironic that I got a worm from you. "

A guy called in and was pouring his heart out about how guilty he felt for things he had done wrong.

Well that's kinda how it works when a guy feels as though his girlfriend has the potential to cheat on him.

If "I" is supposed to be a guy and exactly hot guy, what am I supposed to express?

A guy who can win 40 matches in a row from the start of the season completely deserves it till the very end of it.

Two years ago, Catherine decided to challenge the rules she grew up with and contacted a guy on Match. com whose profile caught her eye.

"A guy has nothing to do in a village, " explained Oleg V. Lezin, the owner of a taxidermist shop in Blagoveschensk.

Harry: Well, yeah. Now that you mention it, I guess I am. I mean, how could a guy not be hungry with all this talk about eating?

Grandmother: Alright, that is not your father, that's just a picture of a guy in a frame.

If you saw a guy at Starbucks looking like a plumber, would you invite him over to your house to have your pipes fixed?

If you see a guy wearing a wrinkled suit and a tie with a big soup stain on it, you don't remember what shoes he wore.

It's sign as you meet a guy whom is right for you in a unsuitable moment.

A guy came into my work and thought I was making fun of his lisp and stormed out really upset. He later called to complain about me.

A guy named John had just taken his wife Kelly out to dinner.

Mark: You know, you're talking to a guy under discipline.

Okay. . . Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.

The cruellest thing a guy can do to a girl is to let her fall in love When he doesn't intend to catch her fall- and it works both ways .

But overall, being unemployed is worse for your state of mind than being employed--at least, that is, if you're a guy.

Anyway, I hope to marry a guy from my own culture though I often find them chauvinistic and I really think they should step up their game.

This wasn't an old friend or an established relationship -- this was a guy she'd barely started dating.

And I made a bikini pattern for a guy who wanted to knit a bikini for his girlfriend.

Hey darling, guess what, today I saw a guy in my office wearing such a nice suit with a fantastic tie.

Big deal. Verbal ability is a highly over-rated thing in a guy and our pathetic need for it is what gets us into so much trouble.

My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school.

I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.

Don't look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression.

Tina: Let me challenge you with this. How about, Let's say, if a girl and a guy are applying for one post in the meantime?

Arrow ou: vernon still has affection to me, and he still has a duty to our family. I never allow a guy like you to drag him down.

Eg. I saw Jane out on a date with a guy last night.

Eric: Prom Committee is a chick thing, but I gotta cover it for the paper anyway, and they need a guy to help choose the music.

Even when a woman doesn't live with a guy, she shapes him up and improves his domestic habits.

In the early October, Landmark mall's basement was refashioned into a guy-oriented shopping hub.

You ever walk into a guy's den and see a picture of him standing next to 14 trout?

There was a guy who had a packet of cookies and wanted to share them, because we were reporting the quake story.

Heard about a guy who was stopped at the Little League team to see what the score was .

You know, it wasn't even a band. A guy with a guitar.

Bryan says: "The people were angry at the banks and large corporations and a guy like Dillinger seemed to be fighting back. "

A wise person once told me that if a guy wants to be with a girl he will make it happen , no matter what.

I know you are, but you're my girlfriend. I wish I had a guy friend to hang out with sometimes.

Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me.

If you are a guy see your date safely to a cab or her car and do not make her feel any pressure whatsoever.

When I think back, one of my firmest friends was a guy I met at the introductory session of my course on the very first day.

You see a guy holding a list. You know he is married.

What would you rather? Make out with a guy or let him blow you?

Compelling story with a main character you'll wish you could be, especially if you're a guy.

I'd like to go out for an evening. With a guy. Like a date.

"He is expected to return but don't expect miracles when a guy has been out for such a long time, " said Wenger.

Today, I found out that my friends have been plotting for months to set me up with a guy they call "loud, smelly, and obnoxious" .

Bob is such a guy who has no guts.

If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

One shot, "Samson" , of a guy straddling huge metal cylinders, was created on the grounds of an abandoned industrial site in Sydney.

After all, that's the logical reason a guy would not want to date exclusively, right?

KTH's cell phone contains so much private information, how can she just give it to a guy to use so easily?

Show me a guy who's having sex with three women in one week, and I promise you he has a relationship with pornography.

but one of my friends did have sex in a tarp with a guy last night.

a guy's idea of a perfect night is a hang around the PlayStation with his bandmates, or a trip to Vegas with his college friends.

You expect him to stay with a guy who's way quicker and twice as athletic who has a jumper too.

Once, I hooked up with a guy who told his friends he could only get the tip of his finger inside me.

Tummler: I knew a guy who was dyslexic. He was also cross-eyed . So everything came out right.

He's not a guy who shows too much emotions, but I felt like he's very carried away, too, in the moment itself when we saw each other.

Age is not a reliable way of determining if a guy is able to get a girl pregnant.

There was a joke about a guy who sued another guy for calling him a gorilla.

A guy on this forum once said to me, "I dare say that you don't know a damn thing about English. "

Not at all. . . I am a guy that never used excuses, and the fact that we played lots of matches is not one of them.

A guy will occasionally take a long shower if he's stressed or looking for a convenient place for solo sex.

God, you're just as much a guy as the rest of them!

A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.

There was a guy who would be turning 30, he was worried about his future, he was so sad about the number of time was past.

One of fans asked a guy who standing . . . she asked him to take a photo of Sihoo and her friend on stage.

A guy who checks out his reflection in every store window you pass is obviously vain.

It happens all the time: A guy spends months, even years, in a long-term relationship with a girl he really digs.

Mike is a guy who likes to fix things, and he often works hard at it.

Instead, I wanted to call the shots until a guy came along who would totally and effortlessly understand me.

You know that colonies of dirty socks will follow you everywhere you go the moment you let a guy move in.

Pau's open, they respect the idea that this is a guy who should get the ball in the post.

How would you like it if every time you met a guy, people thought it had to do with a guy you knew over a decade ago?

Sometimes I'm struck by the fact that I'm leaving three kids-and then I see a guy down the hall with five.

A former CBS News executive derided blogging as "a guy sitting in his living room in his pyjamas writing what he thinks" .

You know, when a guy decorates your neck.

I'm just a. . . just a guy who saw a crack in a chair, that no one else could see.