Woody Allen

Woody Allen's "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" has a natural, flowing vitality to it, a sun-drenched splendor that never falters.

If it were not for what happened later, it could have been a Woody Allen comedy.

WOODY ALLEN: No, because when I thought of it for Zero, I thought of it as a part for a fat man.

WOODY ALLEN: I've never been someone who's waited for the muses, because my background is in television.

The 34-year-old star won her first Oscar for her performance as a passionate artist in Woody Allen's Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

Woody Allen's description of his failing relationship with Annie Hall is as apt when applied to the euro zone.

Chris: You know, there's a word for people who think everyone is conspiring against them. C. W. ( Woody Allen): I know, perceptive.

If countries were comedians, the U. S. would be Andrew Dice Clay and Canada would be Woody Allen.

Peering dolefully at the world through weed-colored glasses, Woody Allen looks like a one-man illustration of the blind leading the halt.

Among a veritable farm-yard of turkeys, Woody Allen combined all his worst characteristics in a single movie.

Woody Allen is famous for his role acting as a woman.

The films of Woody Allen have famously celebrated the romantic side of his native New York.

"Most of the time, I don't have very much fun, and the rest of the time I have no fun at all, " quipped director Woody Allen.

Barcelona loves Woody Allen but groaned through the showing I attended of VCB, a film most memorable for what Barcelona is not.

The more damning comparison might be to, well, other late-period Woody Allen films.

And the cast also features Carla Bruni Sarkozy, France's first lady, in a small role that Woody Allen says he offered her on a whim.

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. " - Woody Allen.

"This is the kind of Woody Allen comedy Woody Allen no longer makes, " Time wrote.

Harry Block (Woody Allen ): What? You have air-conditioning in Hell? The Devil: Sure! Fucks up the ozone layer!

A relationship, Woody Allen argued, is like a shark: it must constantly move forward or it dies.

Martin Scorsese's Hugo and Woody Allen's Midnight in Paris are both largely set in a romanticised version of the French capital.

What follows is a three-act drama about identity, loss and memory, one that influenced directors from Woody Allen to David Lynch.

I've always said that if he looked like Woody Allen he'd play a lot better with the world press.

Paris as it exists, warts and all, is much more interesting than the Paris of Woody Allen's mind.

Woody Allen's films, though often witty portrayals of life's daily anxieties, are comic and celebrate life.

Woody Allen's latest, Midnight in Paris, was a declaration of love for the 1920s.

" The night also kicked off with Woody Allen's highly anticipated new flick, " Midnight in Paris.

France's first lady said she has accepted a proposal from U. S. film director Woody Allen to act in his next movie.

2009-11-28 France's first lady Carla Bruni has announced that she would star in Oscar-winning U. S. director Woody Allen's next film.

Woody Allen once opined that sex is like pizza - even when it's rubbish it's pretty damn good.

The couple, both from Spain, appeared together in Woody Allen's 2008 film "Vicky Cristina Barcelona. "

"Midnight in Paris" is a movable feast for fans of Woody Allen, and suggests that, at 75, he is enjoying a continuing renaissance.

Woody Allen's films are famous for their recurring themes, male neurosis being the most established one.

Directed by Woody Allen in the film, Bruni plays a museum staff.

"NOT only is there no God, " said Woody Allen, "but try getting a plumber on weekends. "

I could slip Woody Allen my resume.

Having sex is like playing bridge, if you dont have a good partner, you would better have a good hand. ------Woody Allen.

and Woody Allen is sitting two tables over.

Woody Allen The very essence of leadership is that you have to have a vision. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet.

As Woody Allen said, "Eternity is very long, especially towards the end" .

Woody Allen makes me just break up.

"This is really a great city, " Woody Allen echoed.

Woody Allen on showing up.

He cheats on you with your daughter (who is not his daughter. ) Hey there Woody Allen!

I'm a big fan of Woody Allen.

Books and Arts; New cinema; A movable feast; Woody Allen's new film is one of his best;

Original Screenplay: Midnight in Paris, Written by Woody Allen

Twenty-one mini lessons in literature and art history from Woody Allen's new film

Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Woody Allen, 2008

save the orphans, Woody Allen can't marry them all