rimney

"You and your wife are in the prayers of me and our church, " he says to Rimney. "Despite of what you may think of me. "

"You might have noticed earlier that I was not actually calling Odors, " Rimney says.

Rimney? Typed her a note, like it was from me, saying I was leaving, due to I didn't love her, due to that Kyle thing.

"The contractor, " Rimney says. "Rick Granis. You know Rick? "

"She was miraculously cured and he was miraculously suddenly not angry, " says Rimney.

Rimney comes out, says he's got to run home.

Rimney says that a guy like me, master of the public-presentation aspect, could be a great fit at the Dirksen.

Rimney staggers to the door, unbolts it, stands looking out.

"An unfortunate thing transpired, after which he died, yes, " Rimney says.

On Rimney's desk is a photo of Mrs. Rimney before the stroke: braless in a tank top, hair to her waist, holding a walking stick.

"How calm would you stay if I broke your neck? " says Rimney.

"Why not pray I stop? " says Rimney. "See if it works. "

"Learn to take a joke, " Rimney says, and slams into his office.

"I suppose I'm hurting Christ, " says Rimney.

In the photo, Rimney's wearing a bandanna, pretending to toke something.

"What happened to your chin? " says Rimney.

"Go, " Rimney says. "Elliot and I will work this out. "

"Oh, all right, " Rimney says, then goes into my cubicle and calls Odors.

"A miracle, " says Rimney. "Christ came down with some Pine-Sol. "

I put it into PowerPoint. Rimney comes back from break and reads it.

"Your aunt crawled inside a wall and died, " Rimney says.

"Hire a Puerto Rican fellow to drill a hole in your aunt's wall, " Rimney says.

"I don't get why all the drama, " says Rimney.

"Nice story, " says Rimney.

"They look old-timey to me, " Rimney says.

"We have a ventilation problem, " Rimney says stiffly.

"Enough, this is a place of business, " says Rimney.

"This is about my wife, jackass, " says Rimney.

"I doubt this is a Safety issue, " says Rimney.