shit

Do you realize how much shit he'd catch for that?

Meanwhile, the remainder of his squad was standing at the top of the cliff staring at him saying, "dude, holy shit! "

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out.

Shit, everything would be fine, if she were just a few years younger.

It's like an RSS feed that keeps you constantly updated on the deviant shit your social circle is up to.

Life is like a piece of shit, every time it seems to be the same, but also a bit different.

"Shit, " he says forcefully, as he walks out with a plastic bag of bread rolls, the price of which has soared by 50% in the past two months.

I got to play around in the turret for a while, and T72's are a piece of shit.

She's coming out with me to help, do all the BLC shit, and co-takeover the world. so, come say hi to us BOTH!

Todd: Political science, Doc. What's scientific outside of the psychology behind how much shit voters will swallow before they notice?

Shit! What's the matter with you, Colonel?

Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in shit up to their knees and drinking coffee.

If I'm not a conventional biographer, I have to be true to what I can do. The journalistic nose in me instantly said, "Holy shit. "

Requiring your little girl to get A's in math and physics sure seems to kick the shit out of stereotype threat. . .

my sister has mistaken me for a mushroom . she keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit.

She will have at least two very expensive mobile phones, both Nokia or Ericson - none of that cheap Chinese shit.

I'm digging on the isotopes, this metaphysics shit is dope, and if all this can give me hope, you know I'm satisfied.

Mike Waters: Yeah, it does. Well, you know. Normal. Like a mom and a dad and a dog, and shit like that. Normal. Normal.

Don't shout at me! You're scaring the shit out of me!

He raised his head and said, with a shit-eating grin, that he was going to join the army.

You had to weave between them and there was a lot of shit flying through the air.

He told me, "I used to joke that we treat Congress like mushrooms; keep them in the dark and feed them shit. "

you thought I said get me a white piece of shit panel van.

The wind must have changed to the south, for this time I can smell the lilac through the shit.

l don't know how much you know about Vidal Sassoon, but that shit ain't cheap.

If Jesus had been a good Chinese kid, he would have slapped that shit back in their faces.

If he'd been a shoemaker, I would have been a shoemaker; if he had shovelled shit, I, too, would have shovelled.

Shit, they'II Iock you up in an orphanage one of these days !

"You're a fucking piece of shit man, " he said as he carried him downhill on his back.

Slip behind him into the shadows, and as he continues on, repeatedly scare the shit out of him!

Again, Magnani did not have that photo to work from -- that was taken later, probably by somebody trying to find out if he was full of shit.

Dear friend, i miss you so much! i wanna beat the living shit out of you and feed it to your mother!

Personally, I don't give a shit about all that, because . . . You know what? I can't learn anything from you.

Mike: Well he did it anyway. Then he came into my room and shot all his shit. Blah blah blah. . . You know.

Somewhere someone is holding this thing up in a corporate boardroom, and an engineer is sitting in the corner just going Shit.

I also told him about my dog, Laika, and said that in my opinion Chilean literature, with one or two exceptions, was shit.

Mr Shkurtaj says "Morrison doesn't know shit" and insists he could have worked until 2008 if he had not spoken up for moral rectitude.

You would not believe How much the charge for that shit.

Shit. No such thing as easy time in the hole. A week seems like a year.

"He knew that this was a holy-shit piece of film, " Amos told me.

I saw one coin on street, found it was just a sputum when I was about to pick it up---shit, who spit like a round.

I wanna hire the Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer.

Well, he did it anyway. Then he came in my room and shot all the shit, blah, blah, blah. . . you know.

Oh, shit. No such thing as easy time in the hole. A week in a hole seems like a year.

"You filthy guinea spoiled brat , " he said venomously. "Clean that up right now or I'll kick the shit out of you. "

You think you know everything, but you know shit!

I never thought that alcohol could ease the notion of the sadness Now what used to be a happy home done turned into some bad shit!

I wear all this Italian shit because underneath I still feel like the Bronx . I think I need these clothes and this watch.

Worthiness: you spend just a nickel when having a shit in a charged toilet of a tourist resort.

People have to understand that because there's going to be the usual political shit storm, sorry, political storm.

Shit! MY wife just walked out on me for a filthy rich fella.

I explained, this shit is really dangerous, will kill you with a nasty form of cancer, and I can tell you this from personal experience.

My boss has some Girl Scout Cookies on top of his bookshelf in his office, bt if I tried to pull that shit now, I'd be fired immediately.

We still have to deal with the same old shit but we can't , you know, who or what the enemy is.

Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan. I just don't want you to do some crazy shit.

Shit, I didn't have the heart to haggle about a few francs at the moment.

I'll punch the shit out of him .

The shaking lasted a long time too, at least a minute. I texted a good friend here with the message of "shit that was big" when it was over.

What makes shit such a universal joke is that it's an unmistakable reminder of our duality, of our soiled nature and of our will to glory.

Well. It's for shit. (gets up in disgust) Wasted a whole fuckin' year of my time with this bullshit!

One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit. "

I don't want to be an Egyptian: pyramids and mummies and shit, and sand, and all that, fuck it, it's boring, man.

The 30-year-old talked of being put in "a shit position" and of his knees getting "significantly worse through the injections" .

Master said: "The starlings do not shit the bed. "

Don't be such a chicken shit. Go ask her to dance.

Take your actions to tell the stone what he said is shit.

Jon had given his chief captive the largest cell, a pail to shit in, enough furs to keep him from freezing, and a skin of wine.

Nagato: "Im really kicking the shit out off with my Divine Push naruto, get out of the way" .

Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit.

Jeyne Poole let out a shrill, high scream. "Oh, bloody shit, " said Holly. "That will bring the kneelers down on us, and no mistake. Run! "

But you take these things away, you throw people in the dark, you scare the shit out of them, no more rules.

It's sort of like a fraternity initiation, only they don't give a shit if you survive.

You just know she talks to them before she goes to bed and tucks them in and shit.

A certain bag hits the ground. The TRUCK DRIVER shoots a look at a black con, LEONARD, then ambles over to a GUARD to shoot the shit.

No one is denying the fact that Cinderella's life was one big shit stain.

I did not get into BET on this video, but for years they were a huge perpetrator of some really shameful shit.

but she can't see past a little bit of shit on my forehead!

So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit . . . Pass it along if you agree. . .

Rumor has it you're a real cold fish. You think your shit smells sweeter than most.

In fact the "men with guns" angle is exactly why this sort of dumb shit continues.

Don't sneak up supporting me like that. You scared the shit out of me.

I've got a large bucket of shit lying on my desk, and tomorrow morning I'm going to pour it all over your head.

Willard: [voiceover] Saigon. . . shit; I'm still only in Saigon. . . Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle.

Today, my son looked out of the window and said "what's that piece of shit doing on our driveway? "

what's old shit for brians trying to say?

Ah, well, shit! I'm going to take a walk. . . wash the dirt out of my belly. Don't forget, tomorrow!

If you wanna fly, you got to give up the shit that weighs you down.

No, it's just. . . shit. Basically, it's a question of how many variations of stories I can come up with that revolve around shit and sex.

There wasn't a Hoover in the world big enough to suck up all that shit.

Scared the shit out of Churchill more than the power of the German army.

Big charity to-do up Portland wa(q12). Governor's gonna be there. (indicates pie) Want the rest of that? Woman can't bake worth shit.

Do you think the person is defective or bad. . . or do you simply chalk that up to 'shit happens' ?

"You've behaved like a complete shit, " his mother-in-law said.

You remind me of a girl, that I once knew. All the shit she put me through!

Zhang Ran said, he also worried about the safety of. Friend says, " your money is money shit" , when want to have.

I wish you wouldn't come in without knocking - you scared the shit out of me.

He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes.

firstly, a man have no morality and responsibility, just as shit.

Me in my chair. Sorry for such a shit first tw11t but I'm only a dog.

Yeah, okay. How the fuck you|going to call me, talking shit?

with the cayenne pepper and all that shit. You will never have to shovel snow again.

Ay you know i finally got my shit together been watching that workout plan curl! !

Even if you were a piece of shit, you would meet some dung beetle someday. So don't worry about yourself today.

Don't shout like that - you scared the shit out of me!

What you think? I'm gonna switch the shit?

Virginie was always saying she had had enough, that her life was shit, she was going to commit suicide, maybe with Marion.

You don't need to be carrying around so much shit that you need a "man purse" or "man satchel" .

Tight skin or not -there is a lot of emotional shit, angst, debt, insecurity and instability in those ages that I do not miss at all.

We were talking about boardroom diversity, and she suddenly declared: "I always make sure that there is one shit on each of my boards. "

When I finally found my bearings, I was standing on Congress avenue, out of breath, smeared up and down with grass stains and dog shit.

Don't sneak up behind me like those. You scare nots the shit out of me.

Chances are it's bullshit because there's been more shit written about the Bible than any other topic in the world for the last 2000 years.

You're born , you take shit, Get out in the world , you take more shit.

People say it you're a cold fish. Thay say you think your shit smells sweeter than most. That right?

Easter bunny none of that shit . They go through life care free.

Andy Durfresne , who crawled through a river of shit and come out on the other side .

Did not take toilet paper in brook edge shit when you when, the frog in water can tell you: The rod blows a rod to blow rod rod.

I'm a bit impressed that movie was sosuccessful because if you'd ask me, that movie was shit.

Life is like a piece of shit, however decorated, shit is still shit.

I stand up, start to do a Moral Benefit Eval, then think, No, no way, do not even think about doing that stupid shit now.

Well now you've ruined my plans I don't give a shit about my appeal anymore, but don't worry, I won't forget to call you Miss!

The sun is setting fast. The colors die. They shift from purple to dried blood, from nacre to bister, from cool dead grays to pigeon shit.

What a day. I stepped on a shit and ate a fly. Even the dog did not respect me.

Metal bands are not to be fucked with. Shit gets violent pretty quickly. Just steer clear and let them do their thing. What they say goes.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

Would I let you know if I want to shit, and let you know whether it is smelly or not?

Which reminds me of a Turkish proverb about elitists: "He thinks he is a sprig of parsley in the shit of the world. "

When they told me that another person was murdered in the same way, I was like "shit, he's doing it again! "

Jack Stanfield: Pack up your shit and get out of here, now!

So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and exclaimed, "That smells like shit. "

Niggas say that they the shit, when they barely just a potty!

As I became more attracted to men, and I still wasn't getting attracted to women, I thought, shit, you're gay.

He was feeling like shit when I came to visit and walked through the door of his tiny apartment.

I passed that. I passed the shit out of it. - Really?

Charlotte realized, like so many males before him. . . . . . Henry had shit all over her perfect world.

This whole rap shit he better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him. You better lose yourself in the music, the moment.

Humans are the only species on the planet that actually gives even a tiny shit about infanticide.

Hey Sarge, why we always got to listen to this shit for anyway?

What kind of piece of shit would create such a product?

Life is like a piece of shit, sometimes you've been trying hard but a fart.

"He's a rotten little shit punk, " Ray said. "He's a bad seed! "

But, you know, shit happens. - The chair broke?

There was all of that shit!

I wouldn't want take this rusty piece of shit to war and I will not take you to war in your condition.

You're talkin' about pimps and drug dealers|and all that shit, right?

Don't sneak up behind me, You scare the shit out of me.

Shit. We got to get you out of here.

There was this African monkey whispering all this creepy shit in my ear.

I feel it very sensible when you say it but I can not bother to care much of what you say when shit happens to me.

A You scare the shit out of me. Hey, come on! Cool it!

These gas station attendants have no idea how to arrange a bouquet and although it may seem ridiculous to you, women hate that shit.

My first reaction was something like "holy shit, why on earth would anything like a wiki based encyclopedia work? " .

Baudrillard: Shit is no longer possible, only the simulacrum of shit.

We see China as like a big brother, but when u mistreat us, we kick the shit out of you big bro. . .

Aquinas : In his goodness, God created all this shit.

'We have shown the technical quality to win the league but certainly not the defensive solidity to do it' No shit Einstein.

People will attempt to push standards, but US standards are almost weak-shit when compared to Euro standards.

That's also part of it, all shit you're either born with or you're not, I would argue.

Yeah, you know she's into that freaky Goth shit. Yeah.

Just don't go out of your way to hang out with them, knowing they'll make you feel like shit in the end.

What you say about me, you skinny piece of shit? Why don't you do something useful and dig your mother a grave. ?

We'll figure it out. I admit I don't know shit about shit. . . but I know the difference between right and wrong!

Some days you feel like shit, some days you want to quit and just be normal for a bit.

sort of , but there ' s no idealized shit.

Ben: Yeah, the boat looks great. You look like shit. But your boat looks great.

"Les dear, " she said to him once when he cornered her late at a party, "did you ever hear the expression 'Shit or get off the pot'? "

" It's funny the first footage I saw was Rock Steady gettin' down with the footwork and everything and I was like, " that shit is crazy.

The guy at the bottom of the pecking order takes shit from everybody.

We're here to forget about all that shit. We're here to party, man.

The wards where she was treated were dirty and shabby, and the food "like a dollop of shit" .

So this lawyer prick says, your brother died a rich man. Oil wells and shit, close to a million bucks.

You were hot shit back in Hickville, but here in the real world, you got squat.

I stepped on a shit today. I ate a fly. And even the dog did not respect me.

Oh shit! I gotta (have got to) run!

Vernon zhong: Here is obviously place for even birds do not lay eggs, and dogs do not shit. What terrible taste! Are there landfills nearby?

about alcohol also and about little egoistic problems. shit like this.

His look never varied from an expression of knowing that the world and everyone in it was full of shit.

Bun which is crammed with shit. So, how could you say it was a real democratic republic? Concerning.

Please return my shit, and provide me with checking number, and after that can I return your pay.

And all this crazy shit is like a dream I guess.

That old guy never does anything factual, and just hang on the wall everyday with his shit brow. Boy is the genuine hero.

Clyde Shelton: Ive just gotten warmed up. This wen it turns into a shit total fucking war.

Copernicus : We're not the center of all this shit.

The dancing round the bus at the closing ceremony was not only terrible, it was embarrassing. So fk dancing. It's shit.

I'm on the shit list in my platoon for quitting, and my chain of command won't move me if I ask.

After I finished picking up all her shit, I came inside to realize she shit all over my kitchen floor.

It's the shit they were wearing when they died, like as not, but I know that won't bother fuckers fierce as you two.

Well horse shit does grow gardens, it just wasn't enough to save your garden.

"I need a room for the night but I've only got a pound. " "Tough shit! If you haven't got the right money you can't have a room. "

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh shit, am I driving? "

The Czech prime minister, who once called the constitution "incredible shit" , insisted that it was "a non-issue" .

Okay, I can't tell you how or when. Or why, but I have done shit that matters.

Andy Dufesne who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

I think I'd like to try for a day, running around town, finding out shit about everybody.

but l'm not prepared for the unexpected. l can't schedule shit like this.

The boss had a shit fit yesterday when I told him I hadn't finished the monthly report .

That's bull-shit. Screwy, Nobody didnt like him except you, He is the only chinese super star standing on the top of the world!

Does that encapsulate you? Personally, I don't give a shit about that, because you know what?

Like a comedic SONG, like a joking LIFE, both are a piece of SHIT.

Rod- That''s it brother, but you got to yell that shit!

It was Carl's room and no mistake about it. Like a squirrel cage and shit house combined.

"Everything here is shit, " he said. "Even the sand. "

They got bitches, they got all that shit.

I get rid of my wife and I'll be like a pig in shit.

telling me to stop resisting arrest . - holy shit ! what ' d you do.

You scared the shit out of me!

I barely had any self confidence in high school and early in college, and I thought that I was born with this shit.

You see, that shit was coming to my crib!

Here you can meet new friends, virtually screw them, then beat the shit out of them and take their money or condoms.

Made him shit flowers every time he had a cruel thought.

Mr Turner sometimes denied everything, calling the film in particular "a bunch of shit" which he should have sued Disney for making.

Now go forth and cheat no more, i. e. , don't be a CPOS (cheating piece of shit).

Literally and metaphorically, there's nothing like a massive shit sandwich to keep your immune system keen.

And I can't imagine some guy agreeing to be the dip-shit in my artwork.

He is, as an old Turkish saying goes, holding a stick with shit at both ends.

It scares the shit out of me.

shipping this month is best, coz actual dates are impossible to say due to shit outta our control!

WILLIAM: Oh well, great. Perfect. Oh no -- it's my sister's birthday -- shit -- we're meant to be having dinner.

how do you think about this shit?

I really don't think he is going to do shit about the money.

Treena: I bet you feel like a real piece of shit right now.

Excuse me? you should brush your teeth cuz shit just came out of ur mouth!

Some time later, a cattle came over and relieved a piece of shit right on its small body.

He might even be part of the dog shit in Central Park!

It stirred shit up, you know?

Love is like shit, just pull out is hot, too cold for a while.

I wonder, the word 'Please' could make you shit on my body.

The breakfast is ready. But we must eat it next to much shit of yak. The good news is yak shit is not so terrible to be smelled.

happy birthday I wish you today saw Cupid, go out to encounter great beauty, bow tie Bai yuan banknote pick up, home to step on shit!

What sort of shady shit have you been up to?

If I shit on my criminal friends, they'll turn against me and could be violent.

What reputation ? You still get shit for faking the flammable pajama story. You can't tell me that wasn't good TV.

"Everyone's looking to be better positioned in case the shit hits the fan, " says a hedge-fund manager.

But nothing beats your built-in, natural, intuitive bull-shit detector. . . if you listen to it.

Life is like a piece of shit, sometimes it comes out smoothly , but sometimes difficultly.

Trust me, okay, I think about this shit all the time.

This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head.

Sorry I unloaded so much of my personal shit on you.

"After the coup I was forced to eat my own shit and repeatedly raped with a truncheon, " he recalls.

All through your Army careers, you men have bitched about what you call "chicken shit drilling" .

"I don't give a shit, man, " said the charming Vinny Guadagnino.

Fanon: Instead of pretending to be white shit, black shit should violently overthrow colonialism.

Dj Savant will dig deep for who like the true underground shit! !

I didn't want to look back and say I had a chance to appear on a Chinese dating show but was too chicken shit to do it.

All he offers her is stupid shit like a shoulder to cry on and attention that any horny guy can offer any girl.

Melanie: Was I what. I feel like shit warmed up today.

Top quality. Superior. A cut above. Really hot shit. Admired. Possessed of the qualities envied by one's peers.

Women are always complaining about something. Women like to complain, women save up shit to complain about.

Marvin ran the kid down, over six blocks, and slashed him across the neck, because you can't let shit happen.

Guy sells me a piece of shit fucking phone.