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Sheldon: As if one of the plants from "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" duplicated you in every way, only with an absurd amount of hair gel.

Leonard: Penny, you'll have to excuse Sheldon. He's a bit of a germaphobe.

Sheldon: This has nothing to do with religion. This has to do with the fact that you're a tiny, tiny man who still lives with his mother.

Sheldon: I'm trying. I'm counting Catwomen. She did make a fine mutant in the X-Men movies, though.

Sheldon: Whether or not he was trying to kill me. For the record, I maintain he was.

Sheldon: Then I hereby invoke what I'm given to understand is an integral part of the implied covenant of friendship.

Sheldon: Well, excuse me. That was not a betrayal. That was an experiment to determine at what concentration food starts tasting "moths. "

Sheldon: As you know, several weeks ago in our first encounter, we may have gotten off on the wrong foot when I called you an idiot.

A bit of me: My hobby is reading fiction books (Agatha Christie, Sidney Sheldon, Robin Cook), besides study asian culture.

Sheldon: A cross we all must bear. You know, in difficult moments like this, I often turn to a force greater than myself.

Sheldon: Well, first, we don't have house guests. Frankly, if I could afford the rent, I'd ask you to leave.

Caffeine has a pronounced effect on Sheldon, even if he does consider it a gateway drug.

Sheldon: I'm removing my digital footprint from the Internet, so Amy Farrah Fowler can't find me and compel me to meet her mother.

Sheldon: Oh, please. The only way she could make a contribution to science would be if they resumed sending chimps into space.

Then there's Up in the Air, with six nominations, including one for Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner's adapted screenplay.

Sheldon Adelson did not have information ah, the king is gambling that, to the best of the whole.

Sheldon: I don't know, but apparently I'm in some kind of relationship, and you seem to be an expert at ending them.

Leonard: To tell you the truth, I thought if anyone was going to screw things up for Howard, it'd be Sheldon.

Sheldon: I always tell people "If you have only one day in Los Angeles, make it a train day. "

Sheldon: Well, you seem like a perfectly pleasant person. I can't understand why women have such a hard time loving you.

Sheldon: I've never slept on an air mattress before. No lumbar support whatsoever.

Sheldon: Nothing. It was a desperate attempt to introduce an alternate topic of conversation.

Sheldon: Well, isn't it a little late for coffee?

Sheldon: Amy's changed. I might have to let her go.

For one, Glenn is a professor with an expertise in global warming and may be just as brainy as Sheldon.

Sheldon: You know, I'm in such a good mood.

Sheldon : Did you remember to ask for the chicken with broccoli to be diced, not shredded?

Sheldon: At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?

Sheldon: Well, there's some value to taking a multivitamin, but the human body can only absorb so much.

Sheldon: You're far too short to be Darth Vader. At best you might be a turncoat Ewok.

Sheldon: It's what you did, I assumed, as a number of languages, that the gesture was part of the phrase.

Sheldon measures both the liquid input and output of his body, so be careful when looking for a measuring cup for making pancakes.

There was a flurry of activity around her, and Dr. Sheldon strode in, a concerned look on this face.

Sheldon: Oh, well, a few years ago, he did go out with someone who had a Ph. D. in French Literature.

Sheldon: If you knew what you were doing, there wouldn't be a space toilet where my coffee table should be.

Paul Sheldon: Annie, what's the matter?

Sheldon: Excuse me, but a grand unified theory, insofar as it explains everything, will ipso facto explain neurobiology.

Sheldon: You're a lucky man. You're talking to one of the three men in the western hemisphere capable of following that train of thought.

Here's the thing. I talked to Sheldon and he felt terrible and he agreed that he was unreasonable and out of line.

This respect allowed Sheldon access to thousands of male college students who he photographed nude over several decades to fill this book.

Sheldon: Penny's emotional response is originated in the primitive portion of the brain known as the amygdala.

Before he hooked up with the colleges Sheldon spent several years studying the inmates of a halfway house for bad boys.

Sheldon: I believe they engaged in coitus but more importantly, if Leonard had not abandoned his story, would you have found it plausible?

Howard: Sheldon, if you were a robot, and I knew and you didn't. . .

If Sheldon were to abandon all of his orders brought to this world, he wouldn't have created Roomate Agreement in any form.

Sheldon: When you understand the laws of physics, Penny, anything is possible.

Would the new Sheldon be in any way an improvement on the old Sheldon? -No, he would be exactly the same.

Sheldon: All right: but yours not fooling me. Whenever you say we have to talk: it means you would like me to listen.

Sheldon: They had a terrible time of it, Leonard.

Sheldon: I thought she was a highly evolved creature of pure intellect, like me.

Sheldon: You know, in the future when we're disembodied brains in jars, we're going to look back at this as eight hours well wasted.

Sheldon: The supermarket was out of my regular fabric softener. If this one under-or over-softens, I'll need time to make things right.

Sheldon: Leonard, I'm no expert here, but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation.

Sheldon: You know, when my grandfather died.

Sheldon: I brought this on myself by being such an endearing and important part of your life.

Sheldon, we have to get out of here.

Sheldon: Friday. Was that morning or afternoon?

Sheldon: Forget? You want me to forget? This mind does not forget.

"It seems that positive feelings may reduce the danger of illness, " said the study's chief researcher Sheldon Cohen.

Dr. Sheldon took Bridget's hands in his and shook his head.

Sheldon: Not for me. Thursday is now Cruciferous Vegetable Night. Tonight's selection: Brussels sprouts.

Wyoming's mayor, Sheldon Anderson, called the billboard "rather clever" but said he does not know who is behind it.

Oh, Sheldon, I'm sorry, but there aren't going to be any parades or judges or prizes. This party is just going to suck.

Sheldon: This may seem a little odd at first, but over time, you'll grow accustomed to dealing with me in this configuration.

Sheldon, he obviously had feelings for her.

She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.

If I'm going to get ahead of this thing, I need to find out what's growing in my throat. Sheldon, you are not sick.

Sheldon: Have we at this point met our social obligations?

Sheldon: You know how I know we're not in the matrix?

Sheldon: Theoretical physicists do not get canned. . . but yeah.

Sheldon: Good. What he may have left out is how important this relationship is to me.

Sheldon: You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of you having sexual congress with this woman.

Sheldon: Leonard, do you really think you can satisfy your need for a relationship with a genetically altered cat?

Raj(to Sheldon): First, at all times, I am to be treated as a colleague and an equal.

Sheldon: Yes. If Penny's going to be spending nights here again, you'll need to set up an escrow account.

Sheldon: You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?

Sheldon: Until I can transfer my intellect to a more durable container, my body will remain safely ensconced in my bed.

Sheldon: Done. You understand thusing moving forward: we deal with the deed thusing my mother does not consent of you?

Sheldon: Well, for one thing, she was French. For another, it was literature.

Sheldon has an amazing memory like an elephant!

Sheldon: One moment. [Typing]Subject appears well-rested and enthusiastic. Apparently, ignorance is bliss. All right, let us begin.

Sheldon computed the optimal seating position in his apartment and his neighbor Penny's apartment.

Sheldon: Please don't tell me that your hopeless infatuation is devolving into pointless jealousy.

I always have a really good time with her, and with Laurie Metcalf (as Sheldon's mom).

Sheldon: You know I can't keep a secret.

Sheldon: Excuse me, in a world that already includes a Big Boy, why would I settle for something like a Big Boy?

Wow, Sheldon, I cannot believe you made up your own game.

I am Doctor Sheldon Cooper, BS, MS, MA, Phd, and SCD. OMG, right? . . . Perhaps that joke was a little too hippy - dippy for this crowd.

Sheldon: I'm behind you. Please look at me when you're talking to me.

Sheldon: Clarify something for me. Isn't the point of a communal meal the exchange of ideas and opinions?

Patrick McGovern, T. Boone Pickens, Dennis Washington and Sheldon Adelson all started off slinging newspapers before making their fortunes.

The social responsibility of management is an important aspect of Oliver Sheldon's management philosophy.

Amy's mother: It's nice to meet you, too, Sheldon. I honestly didn't believe Amy when she told me she had a boyfriend.

Sheldon again, and possibly an even better book than the later Atlas of Men, though there is more text and fewer photos.

Penny: Oh, Sheldon, I'm sorry, but there aren't going to be any parades or judges or prizes.

Sheldon: Don't forget the mail you took accidentally on purpose so you'd have an excuse to talk to her.

But Sheldon Horowitz at the National Center for Learning Disabilities says carefully designed practice can improve math skills.

Sheldon: Leonard, I don't see how I could have made it any simpler.

Sheldon, it's just a box of rhinestones.

Sheldon: You know I don't drive.

Sheldon: But I don't drive, and I can't take the bus.

That's it. now, just keep true. You're close enough to sheldon's room. deploy the sensor.

Sheldon: I know. Most of your work is extremely derivative. And don't worry, that's not a secret. Everybody knows.

'There's a temptation to start spending the money right away, ' Mr. Sheldon says.

Sheldon: Thanks for your consideration, now please leave.

Sheldon: Chat? We don't chat. At least not offline.

Given recent losses, downside potential from current levels could be "fairly modest, " Sheldon said.

I swear to god, sheldon, one day, I'm going to get the hang of talking to you. His mom's been saying that for years.

Sheldon: Come in. Take a seat. [Typing]Subject has arrived. I've extended a friendly casual greeting.

Sheldon is a string theorist, and string theory also predicts the existence of magnetic monopoles.

Sheldon: No, that measuring cup has always been for urine.

Sheldon: I don't like the Olive Garden. They treat me like family.

Princeton professor Sheldon Garon says Americans spend too much and save too little compared to Europeans and Asians.

Sheldon: Violation of the Roommate Agreement's overnight guest notification clause.

Sheldon, you've already had four servings. Sheldon You might want to slow down a bit, buddy. Just one more bite.

Sheldon: If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters, most people will trip.

Would you rather go home and deal with sheldon, Or have a stranger carve out your corneas with a laser beam? well? -i'm thinking.

Could you run it by Sheldon if I could ask her out?

Dr. Sheldon rapped softly on the door of the examining room before walking in. "Bridget, my friend, what's this I hear about a lump? "

"A funny new spin on dysfunctional family life-engrossing, unpredictable and touching. " --Sidney Sheldon.

Sheldon: I'm not in San Francisco. I'm on a train. Were you even listening to me?

Sheldon: Howard. The person at fault for you not getting a security clearance is me.

Sheldon: Can we talk about this later?

Sheldon: Just a toy robot?

Thomas Mayhew - ancestor of Flora Sheldon and all her descendants.

Sheldon: If it'll make you feel better, we rarely listen.

Sheldon: Why don't you just tell people you're one of the seven dwarves?

Sheldon: Not important. Your sugar was a little high.

Sheldon: That's of little comfort to a nation attempting to scrape burning feces off its shoes.

Clearly, Sheldon uses the term as a stinging barb meant to impress his cleverness upon victims.

Sheldon: Complete with bulletproof bracelets and lasso of truth. Invisible plane sold separately.

But neither of those is a cogent argument For titanium over nanotubes. Sheldon? yes?

Only loop quantum gravity calculates the entropy of black holes. Sheldon, don't make that noise. Sheldon It's disrespectful.

Sheldon: In a world where a piano is a weapon, not a musical instrument, on what does Scott Joplin play "The Maple Leaf Rag" ?

I remind all of you, despite what is posted by Casper, Poof, and yesterday Sheldon, there is NO money going out.

Yes, Infinite Sheldon defeats all other cards and does not violate the rule against home-made cards because I made it at work.

And when I first was cast, as a female version of your character.

On tonight's episode, Sheldon breaks up with Amy, then grows lonely and uses cats as a way to fill his emotional void.

Sheldon's sister is hiding at penny's because We've all been hitting on her at the same time. She's not hiding.

Sheldon: Looking out at your fresh young faces, I remember when I, too, was deciding my academic future as a lowly graduate student.

Sheldon: Certainly. I've run from bullies, dogs, angry chickens. . . and one particularly persistent P.

Sheldon: Interesting. One more question, and perhaps I should have led with this. When did we become friends?

Sheldon: You mean you want me to keep a secret?

Sheldon: This is not the time for joking. We're doing serious research, which requires complete and utter focus.

Sheldon: So, Craig, what you do for a living?

Sheldon No, it's not going to be fine. Change is never fine.

Sheldon: Okay, I'm sleepy now. Get out.

At Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh, Sheldon Cohen infected people with cold and flu viruses.

Sheldon: We're going to be late. I'm pacing nervously.

Sheldon: Well, you got me out of my pants.

Raj(to Sheldon): Second, my contributions shall be noted in all published materials.

"There is a digital trail of interest left by customers, " said Sheldon Gilbert, Proclivity's chief executive and founder.

The two main characters, Leonard and Sheldon, meet up with Smoot at a conference in California where he is the keynote speaker.

Sheldon: You thought the opposite of "stupid loser" was "community college graduate" ?

Sheldon: Whoo, boy, you are all over the place this morning.

Penny, please. Penny We're facing a far more serious problem than stray arachnids. Sheldon, it's not so bad.

Sheldon: No. That was a result of my work with lasers.

Turns out the great Sheldon Cooper has stage fright.

Sheldon: I don't need you to guess. I need you to know.

Howard: I'm guessing that future historians will condemn us for not taking this opportunity to kill Sheldon.

Sheldon: I would not say that.

Sheldon: Evolution has made women sensitive to high-pitched noises while they sleep so that they'll be roused by a crying baby.

Sheldon: We're not flying. We're taking the train.

Sheldon Horowitz also advises letting them work with a calcular in school .

Sheldon, honey, I've told you, it's a small apartment. You only have to knock one time.

Sheldon: That's just the beginning.

After something like that, it seemed unrealistic for him to, for example, let Sheldon (Jim Parsons) exasperate him the way he did before.

Sheldon: Why at my place?

Sheldon: Who told you you could touch my board?

Sheldon: What do manners have to do with it? This is war.

Sheldon: I had no choice. He cried in front of her.

Sheldon: I can't sleep on your couch. I sleep in a bed.

Leonard: She lives across the hall from Sheldon and me.

Sheldon: Well, my work in physics, her work in neurobiology, and most recently, the possibility of our having a child together. Thank you.

Sheldon: Meh. That poster of Halle Berry is a little unnerving.

Sheldon: I don't like this game.

Sheldon: How about we whoopee cushion on his office chair? He'll sit down, it'll sound like he's flatulent, even though he's not.

Sheldon: I don't care for novelty editions of Monopoly. I prefer the classics: regular and Klingon.

Sheldon Horowitz also advises letting their work with calculator in school.

Sheldon: 200-pound transvestite with a skin condition?

I don't know what Sheldon feels about it but my first hints are that he's ok with her touching him.

Sheldon: Don't think like that. You're not going to die alone.

Sheldon: or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure that acts upon the second door.

Sheldon: This sandwich is an unmitigated disaster! I asked for turkey and roast beef with lettuce and Swiss on the whole wheat.

Sheldon: Mmm! Terrific. You'll be happy to know that I plan to come here every Tuesday night for the foreseeable future.

Sheldon: [After twitching for a minute] I have a working knowledge of the important things.

Sheldon: If you're compiling a mix CD for a double suicide.

Sheldon: Back door has a five-pin tumbler system, single-circuit alarm. Childrens play.

Sheldon: When I was a little boy and got sick, which was most of the time, my mother would read it to me.

Sheldon: Did you know that, Leonard? Leonard: No.

Sheldon: The capybara is the largest member of the rodent family.

Sheldon, this was your idea. A little extra money to get fractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment.

If you are feeling bad about your 401(k) losses, consider the case of Sheldon Adelson.

If you are feeling bad about your 401 losses, consider the case of Sheldon Adelson.

Sheldon: You realize that scene was rife with scientific inaccuracy.

Sheldon: I'd love toe a scan, of your brain sometime.

Personally, I would never use a transporter because the original Sheldon would have to be disintegrated in order to create a new Sheldon.

Sheldon Adelson, Sands's chief executive, believes that Asia can easily accommodate "five to ten Las Vegases" .

Perfect. You and sheldon go to the junkyard and pick up 6 square meters of scrap aluminum? Raj and i will get the oxyacetylene torch.

Sheldon: Ah, gravity, thou are a heartless bitch.

Sheldon: Why? Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.

Sheldon: Yes, you are. I'm using neuro linguistic programming to modify your thought patterns.

Sheldon: This affront to justice and decency cannot go unanswered.

Sheldon: Yeah, so the judges can give out the prizes for best costume.

Sheldon: If we were, the food would be better.

Howard: I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food and split into two Sheldons.

SamuelPrescott Bush married Flora Sheldon, who had a common ancestor with the Fishes (eg Hamilton Fish) and the Keans (eg Thomas Kean).

Sheldon, I'm sure it's going to be fine.

Sheldon: You're asking me to keep a secret?

Sheldon: Did you meet anyone interesting there perhaps a promiscuous redheaded barmaid?

No, you don't. Hey, what's Sheldon supposed to be?

sheldon is very active in computational mechanics , and other applied mathematics and engineering societies.

She took Sheldon to the hospital to get a brain scan.

Sheldon: You mean, just go someplace else and be. . . someplace else?

Sheldon? - Yes. penny. we would very much appreciate it if you would be the fourth member of our halo team.

Sheldon: I'm not ignoring my sister. I'm ignoring all of you.

Sheldon is neither sound nor light, but he's obviously the Doppler effect.

Sheldon: Well of course, you don't get it. I haven't made it yet.

Sheldon, there is no algorithm for making friends.

Penny: No, no. My point is, uh, tonight is Sheldon's first official date. Discuss.

Sheldon: Right. Then the entire thing is one big heat sink.

Takeaway: What makes The Big Bang Theory's Dr. Sheldon Cooper so geeky?

Sheldon: No popcorn at the mov. . . listen to yourself.

Turn it over. "To Sheldon, " live long and prosper.

Sheldon: No. Wait. You have to drive me to work.

Leonard: Sheldon, what, do I need to quote Spock's dying words to you?

Sheldon: So what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?

Sheldon: Interesting. Not body parts that usually team up.

Sheldon: I never kid about safety.

Because it was clear from the rictus of agony and terror frozen on Sheldon Crane's face that he had still been alive when. . .

Sheldon: Obviously another carnal fiasco with the Shiksi Goddess.

Sheldon: You brought a girl to the Mars Rover control room?

Penny: Okay, Sheldon, I think you've made your point.

Sheldon: No. The cushion is merely symbolic. I'm giving you my spot on the couch.

Sheldon: But I'm still working.

Sheldon: I'm making friends with this, little girl. What's your name?

Sheldon: Turkey and roast beef with swiss and lettuce on whole wheat.

So, you guys work with Leonard and Sheldon at the university?

In Leonard's defense, it wasn't for lack of trying. Thank you, Sheldon.

remember the time when sheldon cleaned your house?

Sheldon: It's Saturday night. Saturday is laundry night.

Sheldon: It's certainly preferable to my plan.

Ladies and gentlemen, our guest of honor Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

Sheldon: Okay, well, since I'm obviously being ignored here.

Sheldon: No, I'm not giving up. I never give up.

Sheldon: We accept your challenge. Name a time and place.

Sheldon: I'm confused. If there's no costume parade, what are we doing here?

Sheldon: All right: Iim ready for my next question.

Sheldon: I've never viewed in its entirety.

Sheldon: Playing super Mario on a poorly coded Nintendo 64 emulator.