pants

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

"Okay. " But he sounded disappointed, as if he had been hoping had one stuffed down my pants right then. "How much? "

He was extremely untidy, He used to come home with a face of smudges, an inkspattered shirt, a pair of dirt-bedraggled pants.

You guys of your generation all seem to look identical with your baggy pants and identikit haircuts.

I'm glad that TAD came out with these pants, as 100% cotton ripstop is one of my all-time favourite fabrics.

A man running from a western Michigan store with stolen hunting knives hidden in his pants tripped, fell and stabbed himself in the stomach.

Kim is shown smiling, wearing his trademark sunglasses with a brown jacket and black pants, but scenes of any soccer match are not visible.

How much are these pants? They are $20(twenty dollars).

Pick the dandruff out of your eyes . . . and take that damned adagio and wrap it in a pair of flannel pants!

She was at the toilet that day. Her hands slipped while trying to grip her pants.

It worked for her: On a recent evening, she was sporting a navy silk pair of harem pants by the designer Alexander Wang.

He knew how to cut a dress, a jacket and a pair of pants with the best of them, but that was not enough for him.

She did not own a pair of pants, and her legs were buried to the calf in snow.

How much are these corduroy pants?

A warm breath and a rub on her pants later, a small black pebble, oval like a river rock, charred and smooth, was freed of ice.

The construction worker's daughter had managed to purchase a small cutting board and a used pair of khaki pants.

How much are these black pants? ? They're ten dollars.

One of my colleagues brought me a photo of this pair of pants.

When Maggie Betts wore a $400 pair of black silk pants to a formal family dinner, her mother was appalled.

How much are these black pants? They are ten dollars.

How much is a pair of pants?

Just because you have studied mathematics, you think you know everything about computer. You have become such a smarty pants.

If it is a casual office, it might be a good idea to leave your three-piece suit at home and wear some fashionable pants instead.

"It was a very exciting and vibrant time. We were all living by the seat of our pants, " he says.

Again he pulled his leather wallet from his pants pocket; maybe he meant to show me a picture of his daughter, but he again put it away.

She had a brown spring jacket and brown cargo pants. Her brown hair was pulled into a pony tail and she wore a lavender poncho underneath.

If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age.

How much are these pants? =What's the price of these pants?

But I think climax is a great example of those smarty-pants classicists back in the renaissance dragging Latin and Greek words into English.

Without enough social value, she won't reciprocate the connection and think you're just another "nice guy" trying to get into her pants.

And I zip my pants up in front of them, and I head for the door.

eg: A famous singer was caught with his pants down when he was having sex with a prostitute in the back of his car last night.

Shorten the hems on your bargain pants and you'll look chic rather than vaguely like you're trying to sweep the streets.

In the woods, wear light-colored long pants (tucked into socks), long sleeves, and a hat so ticks are easy to spot.

As the company grew, the IT department took a fly-by-the-seat-of-their-pants approach to keeping up with the company's expansion.

At this point, there might be an advantage to my wearing pants.

He still did not open his eyes, just listened as she struggled back into her pants, lay there as she wiped him gently with a tissue.

This means they are able to determine how much time someone who buys a specific pair of pants spends in each aisle.

In some places they were still in rags, but you could seldom find a man and a wife wearing the same pair of pants.

"Forget it, " consoled her husband. "Remember that I've got an extra pair of pants for that suit. "

Who wants to think of a guy in leather pants beating grandma's cadaver with a whip and a dog chain?

The pair of assembly pants has the advantage that the length of the pants legs can be randomly increased or shortened.

His publicist said he 's trying to redefine himself as a social- media expert , and, as such, is distancing himself from the pants .

There was a nail sticking out of that chair. It tore my favorite pants.

Mussolini was notorious for his winning ways with women, though, as a mistress of his lamented, he never wasted time taking his pants off.

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Though I was a bit underdressed in a pair of khaki pants and a damp leather jacket I decided to step in and say hello to her.

Let's see if I can name a few off the cuff or without any preparation . People wear pants to cover the lower part of their bodies .

A few days before, Mr. Shi had come home with his pants soaked to the knees, says his wife of 12 years, Guo Qinqin, 32.

After six years of George Bush, the country is in no mood to elect another fly-by-the-seat-of-his-pants lightweight.

Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.

After the children have to be cleaned in a timely manner, do not wear the pants were wet, so as to avoid perineum does not chuck away.

This could be left as a skirt or brought through the legs and made into a pants type garment.

You get a real sense of what it would have been like to be inside this madhouse of creativity and seat-of-the-pants improvisation.

Yasha had not realized until now that his pants were torn at the knees and stained with lime as well.

I asked, just as he had gotten up and was brushing the dirt off of his pants.

He thought the miners could use strong pants, so he made jeans out of some thick and tough material.

He did not look back again but bear-crawled through the ginseng patch and up the ridge, his breaths loud pants.

She was wearing a pair of black riding pants, a white turtle neck sweater and a black tight jacket.

How much are the pants?

And when I went home to Texas a few weeks later, I had my usual bit of mending, a pair of pants with a torn belt loop, in my suitcase.

In most countries the sight of two morbidly obese men dressed in pants grappling in public would be cause to call the police.

I recently saw a woman in her sixties wearing leather pants with a tunic blouse, and she looked stunning.

Buck was a tall, weathered man in a red hunting shirt and khaki pants, and I nodded as I passed him on my way to the hardware aisle.

Sakuragi came down the stairs, wearing a suit. His tie was undone though and his pants were rolled up to his knees.

He called himself the "underwear bandit" ; he put pants on his head, like a mask, and went in people's rooms and hit them with towels!

Never get caught with your pants down in a Des Moines rest stop because you have to watch out for corn packers.

A young, lanky, man with grey blue eyes and short black hair wearing khaki pants and a white cotton tee was cowering against the wall.

Everyday, all of him is a dress is an underclothing , a pair of pants and a pair of beautiful shoes.

I would like to join with you and my mother laughed loud, I wear pants you son of cattle, to wear your slippers to run in your family.

He wanted to know if I would pose for him with my pants down, and in other ways.

Pat pants, downhill. The wind really come, over half mus of pond water, really a bit cheesy . . . . . .

In July 2009, Hussein was one of a dozen pants-wearing women arrested in a restaurant in Khartoum.

It would be easy to say that the pants changed everything that summer.

None of us had seen an emergency like this and we were all flying by the seat of our pants.

As I sat in the little living room, he got up and began to put his pants on with the door from the living room to the bedroom open.

As soon as I left the bus, I headed for the bathroom to put on a pair of long pants and a sweater.

Out popped her bobsleigh bot, revealing not the pair of Alp-sized sports pants that one might have expected, but a black thong instead.

How much are these black pants?

A public-awareness campaign is the next-best thing to try to get these young men to hitch up their pants, she said.

Then he walked out of the store with the pair of pants and disappeared before the surprised store owner could think of anything to say.

The problem was that she had to lift her pants up to show it off, so this latest one is now on her arm for easy exhibition.

The girl stared at her legs, then screamed and ran away. Since that day, pants could no longer wrap her secrets inside.

In any case, it was quite enjoyable to see a Harvard Law Magna Cum Laude alumni piss his pants at a simple question.

You know it's Thanksgiving when your gut is bloated, the top button of your pants is undone, and a terrible heartburn sends you to bed.

On that afternoon, much to the chagrin of her older brother, she'd been trying to pull some boy's pants down and cussing out loud for fun.

Guo Yuling, a 19-year-old college student, said he constantly wet his pants for the first 13 years of his life before Xiao's surgery.

Once a little toddler with bright curly blonde hair and deep brown eyes came up to us. She wore a white flower shirt and pink pants.

The police, catching the criminal with his pants down, arrested him as he was drinking in a public house.

do not wear tight-fitting crotch pocket pants, shorts are more to be loose, breathable, and cotton products is appropriate.

For men, try wearing a neat pair of pants and a buttoned shirt with long or short sleeves that has more color or texture in the fabric.

I would not date a guy whose pants are smaller than mine The fact that i can't get my leg in his jeans. No, that's unacceptable.

e. g. He was always late for work, so the manager decided to give him a kick in the pants and watch his performance.

Saggy pants: Boys who think saggy pants are a fashion statement are likely to end up in prison in one Louisiana town.

In 1982 , an American woman had taken me to one side and told me that I looked too young and should " never wear pants " .

Jones is henpecked by his wife. She wears the pants in that family.

The company financial report isn't due next Friday. BUt our boss has ants in his pants and want us to have it all ready on Tuesday morning.

We thought you might have gotten cold feet or something. Oh , don't mind my little brother Jason; he's just got ants in his pants today.

She said no word, but he heard her panting as an animal pants which has run for a long way.

As I'm putting on my pants suddenly I hear a commotion in the next room. The girl is bawling him out, calling him a pig, a dirty little pig.

But the boss has ants in his pants and wants us to have it all ready for him on Tuesday morning.

The summer was about to go when her secret under the pants was discovered by one of her classmates.

A good rule of thumb is to pretend like you were going to wear pants, and then just fail to put them on.

Actor Hugh Grant was caught with his pants down when he was having sex with a prostitute in the back of his car.

Phoebe: If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off. Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.

At the point where our headlights met it looked like there was someone standing there wearing blue pants, but nothing else.

Good. Good, okay, sprinkle some of that on your legs, it'll absorb some of the moisture, and then you can get your pants back up.

We had never seen a situation like this so we were flying by the seat of our pants.

Wave your wand , the crumbled pieces change into a colorful pair of pants .

You know how your mother-in-law feels about pants on a woman.

When Tony Blair wore jeans to meet George Bush two years ago, the British prime minister was criticized for his pants' snug fit.

He put the box on the ground at the foot of the stone steps and idled by it while he shook out his pants legs.

And if anyone had anything else to say about her pants, Ms. Ross said, 'I don't want to hear it. '

Tom Hanks took a shortcut to becoming a movie star. He made only hits. Here's Mr. Easy Pants, Tom Hanks.

These two suits are the cheapest that you can ever find, but I think this one is better for you, it just the pants are little longer.

"I'm too drunk for this, " he said as he quickly found his pants.

The client selected a pair of jeans, an elastic pants and a gown for his madam.

He measured four meters of cloth as he planned to make a pair of pants.

People were shocked to see a women in pants, but Marie was unafraid to display her unique qualities, be they mental, spiritual, or athletic.

Sakuragi waited patiently as his mother adjusted the leg of his pants .

Everybody's expecting me to do like a leather pants out of refresh material.

In a love bond, the Aries girl tends to wear the pants and often prefers flings to more serious relationships.

I lay back and puffed a cigarette, gazing ruefully at my pants the while; they were terribly wrinkled.

Afternoon, even sat in a room also dare not move, hand and foot always sweat pants down, never seem to wipe stem.

"What person? " Su Qi this just sees the shape that the younger sister pants noisily, the raiment appear to be also a bit trouble.

Putting on the suit coordinating with a big bag pants, a long necktie and a pair of high heeled shoes, you are exhibiting neutral charm.

Franklin. The boy dug deep into his pants pockets as he strolled up to my desk.

He was staring at my lips with obvious desire and I felt my pants become tighter around my groin.

His quick-thinking response was to go straight to a tailor shop operated by a mutual friend, and get his pants sewn up.

The little girl plucked at her mother's pants crying.

Not at all! I bet advertising could be so cool and creative that you would better pee your pants than miss it.

Jane can't sit still; she has ants in her pants because her boy friend is waiting for her outside.

The surface was warm; hiking pants left on a tent floor had a fresh-from-the-dryer feel in the morning.

You've got your hand down her pants, and she might say "no, " all the while holding your hand so you can't get it out.

Remember that I've got an extra pair of pants for that suit.

Candy. That doesn't make me a sociopath, but it does make my pants fit more snugly than I'd like when I overinduldge.

The old lady walks up to the old man at the old age home and she says, If you drop your pants I'll bet I can tell your age.

Dressed in a boys striped shirt and short pants held up by suspenders, she stepped to the front.

The front pocket is the place to keep things you do not want in your pants pocket, but do not want to drop either, like keys or pagers.

Choose pants, shorts and a shirt and try them on every week or month to see how they fit.

In the press, I'm sometimes described as a flamboyant leader and a hip-shooter, a king of fly-by-the-seat-of -the-pants operator.

Well-fitted pants should hit at the ankle with a slight break in the front.

I thought of two animated women standing at a reservation desk fully dressed, pants, coat, scarf over hair. . . ultra conservative.

Boys school uniform is a very cool clothes and a pair of pants.

Nip the waist of that dress or those pants in and your outfit will automatically look more expensive.

I woke up a few hours later with ice cream spilled all over me, my pants, and all over my now-dead phone.

He was caught with his pants down, on video tape showing him accepting the money.

Traders with no pre-determined trading plan are flying by the seat of their pants, and that's usually a recipe for a "crash and burn. "

You lie with your family, put forward to your pants, get out from the game go!

What is embarrassing is: put on new clothes, old sweaters, casual pants seem to have seen is to not matched.

Keep them in the side pocket of your suit jacket next to your heart, but never in your wallet or in your rear pants pocket.

I were trying to put some pants on you.

He them reached around the back of his pants, and my eyes got as big as saucers .

He was directed to another hut where a stick-thin girl, with missing clumps of hair, had the pants, scrubbed and folded, in her lap.

The company designed hats, jackets and pants especially for hunting, fishing, golf, tennis, skiing, archery, and mountaineering.

Mrs. Smith seems to wear the pants in her family.

Bartender says, "Hey, pirate, you got a steering wheel coming out of your pants. "

A cool sport, a T-shirt, a pair of lightweight running shoes and a sports pants.

Crafting healthy meals: Getting caught without a healthy meal is like getting caught with your pants off (not from personal experience).

I've packed shirts, pants and socks. That's it. I'm ready to go.

Her hateful ugly leg got to be wrapped in long pants, all tight.

Edward: Hi, can you help me? I'm looking for a new pair of pants and a shirt.

His Levi jacket and pants were faded light-blue so that he had been easy to find.

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you should wear a pair of loose pants to suit your bald shire; meanwhile, a loose sweater is somewhat fitted for a tiny miniskirt.

In any case, the job of a pleat is to maintain that crease sown the front of your pants.

Alas, can't, I have to hold a nose to do accordingly, making change clean pants for her again.

Pants, boots and all, Grandpa was stuffed into bed and the covers were pulled up to his chin.

From a distance, you could see that the crotch of Loeffler's tux pants fell at about knee level.

Stuff each pair of slacks, from the knee down, with old newspaper. Don't overstuff the pants, or they won't look like 'believable' legs.

The 'little g' pants are made of water resistant, machine-washable, breathable material to keep wetness away and prevent diaper rash.

Sports equipment is very simple, a T-shirt, a pair of lightweight running shoes and a sports pants.

Emma unwrapped a package and held up a pair of black velvet pants against her perfect body.

They turn up in sweat pants, take a shower, clean their teeth and apply make-up.

But I see a man wearing the same short pants and T-shirt for almost thirty days and I wonder that, why not change?

Usually it's younger women, but my husband saw a man in flannel pajama pants at the liquor store a few weeks ago buying a six-pack.

I noticed about a year ago that Victoria's Secret offered yoga pants in long lengths, and I was so excited.

Pure white matches with grid pattern pants, and with a little hat makes you so lovely!

The guy's been waiting for a half hour and he's really getting ants in his pants for the cheeseburger and fries he ordered.

So the smart young man made pants for the miners out of his rough canvas.

Our clothes and pants became torn into pieces after only a few times of climbing. Within few months everyone looked like beggars in rags.

For your upper body, an open weave woollen sweater is good and for the rest woollen pants as your outer layer is also good.

Husbands often get ants in their pants while their wives are getting ready to go out.

Such slopping-over of attentionmade me feel cornered and humiliated, almost as if somebody had taken a peep into my pants.

Skye Broberg's nickname is "Bendy Skye, " so you know why you're getting that tickly feeling in your pants.

As part of her court ordered community service, Jessica Alba is required to make awkward teen boys nut in their pants.

For women, she suggests clutch purses, shoes in neutral colors, white pants and a substantial piece of jewelry.

Wang left the stage for the first of his six costume changes, which kept to basics--pants, shirts and sleeveless jackets.

The product that I currently manufacture and sell is a strap to hold the rolled cuff of a toddler's pants up when the pants are too long.

But sometimes, on the rare occasion, Gaga breaks out a "normal" looking outfit -- an average-length dress, pants -- and shocks us even more.

"Besides, " the space monkey says, "you haven't brought the required items: two black shirts, two pair of black pants-"

Don't have her stuffed down my pants this very moment, sorry to say. Relax. What are you so nervous about? She's just a woman.

Good luck charms are usually worn around the neck, or on wrist. But this year, Chinese Malaysians are wearing them under their pants.

Similarly, a dry cleaner adds value when he cleans and presses a pair of pants.

Louise Bryant: Id like to see you with your pants off, Mr. Reed.

I looked down at my pants. It was a strange situation.

Hillary became a fine trial lawyer, but she never wore those orange pants to court again.

I bet you can't wait to have the British flag printed on your under-pants, right?

Each part and bit of labor may ultimately be marked up five times or more before the pants reach retail stores.

Most pants pockets seem to hold items under the leg straps of the harness which is painful and makes access difficult.

Frank has got a ticket to the basketball match but his father ordered him to write the composition at home. He has ants in his pants.

Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

For pretty much the whole two years that I worked with him, Michael came in every day wearing black dress pants and a red button-down shirt.

And, when I thought about it more, all I saw was the “ blue pants” , so it kind of looked like they were floating in the air.

As he was talking, he undid his belt and took off his pants, and stood naked in the middle of the lecture podium.

It was set in 1981 by Reg Mellor, whose trick was to make sure the ferrets were well-fed before putting them in his pants.

Maybe it will also stop them from enticing you to eat out or buy that new pair of pants!

He rushed out of his bedroom without even putting on his pants or shoes.

Clothes that hang onto the body translate the feel of this look - hipster skirts, bell bottomed pants, leather and lace.

The pants or skirt matching the jacket is simple with flowing lines and sense of good feeling.

I once made 20$ on a bet that my geography teacher would pull his pants up to this belly button the second class started. And he did.

J-Lo had been climbing a human staircase of nearly nude male dancers and was wearing hot pants and singing lustily.

Now many male classmate dormitory boys were dressed in red pants ran a little also not afraid, would be a joke?

Therefore, my packing cube contains (at most) one pair of pants, one top, pajamas, underwear, and socks.

Hands along the outer seam pants leg from the thigh to knock, insist on an hour, it is no effect it!

A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.

Ao you think these white socks look OK with my black sandals and red pants?

Guess what, I'm not your boy toy anymore. I got my big boy pants on now. You see them?

His wife gets ants in her pants.

Make sure to ask about dress code: many require black pants or skirts and white shirts.

you say underwear refers to the kind of long sleeves or short pants, ah, underwear do female underwear Well?

Only then did he step out to take a careful look in the store's biggest mirror and ask the salesman if the pants fit well.

He jumped up about 3ft while screaming like a little girl, which caused me to laugh so hard I pissed my pants.

Wiley lunges to his feet , pants tangling around his ankles .

A nine-year-old kid was sitting at his desk when suddenly there is a puddle between his feet and front of his pants is wet.

C; Uhhhhh. . . , i was just doing a set of thunder squats, and i kinda split my pants. you 'd better not laugh, chipmunk.

A: No problem! Now for your pants, let me just measure your waist and the inseam.

Viv, 53, the perfect Shrek, also colored himself in green and dressed in plaid pants, the typical Shrek Costume.

(He shooed away attempts to be photographed. ) He was wearing a striped Somali shirt someone had given him, white pants and sandals.

PAGE: We try to use elements from different companies, but a lot is seat-of-your-pants stuff.

He relied heavily on his intuition in the conduct of foreign policy; he liked to fly by the seat of his pants.

Each pair of 'little g' pants comes with a spare snap-in liner.

The urine started coming out of my bag and onto my shirt and down my pants.

A boy is caught in the light, clad in open-backed pants, a tiny pigtail drooping from the top of his shaved head.

Don Frick was struck Friday while attending a festival the only casualty of the lightening strike was Frick's pants.

Pull on some pants Sex up a suit with a soft blouse, and add a little sparkle with accessories.

But the experience of the last two decades suggests that the women are likely to continue wearing the pants.

There stood an old man in rags 1, with very old pants and missing buttons. He was carrying a basket full of vegetables.

You may have fifteen jackets that potentially match numerous pants and shoes, but some shoes do not go with some jackets.

eg: When my teacher, Mr. Jones bent over to pick up his pen , the back of his pants split open . Everyone in the class guffawed.

I am afraid of injections, see a doctor I cry, every time I die. My mother pressed on her legs and then took off my pants.

Ten minutes later he's trying to get his hand down my pants.

I banged us into it, pulled down his pants, told him he must never do that again, and smacked him. Hard.

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass.

Very often these were shapeless pants and a bra of the same kind, more resembling a portable parachute of the Airborne troops.

Sen. Yvonne Dorsey said she disliked the look of baggy pants but wanted to defend the public's right to wear their clothes as they wish.

Indeed, a routine grocery shopping trip to Safeway over the weekend found me having thoughts that would make Charles Manson piss his pants.

I think I would like the pants pleated. I am not sure about the jacket though as I'm a little overweight.

What's the matter? You got ants in your pants?

The point is to relax and enjoy the humor inherent in people not wearing pants.