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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

Today, Mr. Norris, 57, has a partner of 18 years who lives with him in the Upper West Side apartment he once shared with Mr. Reddick.

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

Mrs. Norris was sorry to say, that the little girl's staying with them, at least as things then was, was quite out of the question .

'I can jump up and down and scream all day long about how much I don't like it. But it's their business decision, ' Mr. Norris says.

Norris declined to comment on how much Playboy would pay the models, but did say they would be able to choose how much flesh they bare.

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body .

and Mrs. Norris thought it an excellent plan, and had it at her tongue's end, and was on the point of proposing it, when Mrs. Grant spoke.

Mrs. Norris began to look about her and wondered that his falling in love with Julia had come to nothing.

Sir Thomas heard with some surprise that it would be totally out of Mrs. Norris's power to take any share in the personal charge of her.

Putin vs. Chuck Norris. I'm not sure who would win, but I am sure none of us would survive the collateral damage to see it.

and I am sure Mr. Norris is too just--but you know I am a woman of few words and professions.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

it will be readily believed by readers that mrs . norris did not write to her sister in vain.

Aunt Norris lives too far off to think of such little people as you.

think cookies are a joke, " Mr. Norris says. " The system is archaic and was invented by accident.

"What I saw was this different way of looking at things on the Web, " Mr. Norris says.

Norris: "would you have her stay within such a fine day as this? "

More importantly, shunning Chuck Norris in whatever format is like challenging Superman to a duel by slapping him with Kyrptonite gloves.

The next morning, she had French class in Norris Hall, where the gunman took her life.

NORRIS: You know, President Obama said last night that because of Sputnik, America unleashed this massive wave of innovation.

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

Device fingerprinting is a powerful emerging tool in this trade. It's "the next generation of online advertising, " Mr. Norris says.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

One of the most successful Hollywood martial artists was Chuck Norris, Bruce lee's opponent in the climax of the "Way of the Dragon" .

Sitting beneath a parasol by an outdoor public pool, Dave Norris, the mayor, tells a darker tale.

Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

Highbury, north of the River Thames, would mean close proximity to another club - Tottenham - something Norris wanted to avoid.

In 1992, he helped out on the pilot for "Walker, Texas Ranger, " a new series starring Chuck Norris.

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

Thus when Henry Norris took over after bankruptcy, he did so with a view to moving them elsewhere.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Norris himself argued that the true romance lay in realism , and he was not merely playing with words .

Michele Norris (Host): If you are the parent of a young child or a child yourself, you might recognize this voice.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

If the federal Defense of Marriage Act were repealed, he would feel more certain, Mr. Norris added.

"No, not that I know of, " replied Mrs. Norris; "she was here a moment ago. "

Attention was for the moment centered on Norris.

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

It ended in Mrs. Norris's resolving to quit Mansfield, and devote herself to her unfortunate Maria.

Mrs. Norris fetched breath and went on again.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

At an Iraqi police graduation ceremony in Falluja, graduates called out for their "Chuck Norris" to pose with them for photos.

The absurdly heroic boasts on Chuck Norris Facts may be affectionate, but will anyone take him seriously again?

Mrs. Norris took possession of the white house.

The Federal Reserve's rate cuts won't lessen this inflation, said food price expert John Norris, managing director at Oakworth Capital Bank.

Norris' educational background is a key to his restless mind.

"We'll even send a taxi out to the homeless shelter, " says Mr Norris.

Mrs. Norris is much better fitted than my mother for having (the)charge of you now.

It recruited Mr. Norris, then running a company that provided photos for advertisers, to seek new uses for its technology.

Alex Norris posed as toff by a billboard of rival Conservative candidate Edward Timpson.

"Consumers should build into their budgets continued increases, " Norris said.

NORRIS: Julianna Baggott teaches at Florida State University's Creative Writing Program.

Henceforth, we prefer to be called "Chuck Norris. "

"We're a very resilient people, " says Mr Norris, as children splash and squeal in the pool behind him.

THREE pickup trucks pulled up outside George Norris's home in Spring, Texas. Six armed police in flak jackets jumped out.

NORRIS: Now, take us back to the day before most Americans had ever even heard of Sputnik.

Finger-like shoreline of Norris Lake lies exposed as floodtaming Norris Dam, part of TVA, lowers reservoir level for winter runoff.

David Norris wants to collect the digital equivalent of fingerprints from every computer, cellphone and TV set-top box in the world.

and his home county, Kings, it now appears David Norris will lose this election badly.

Norris Church Mailer will perhaps best be remembered as someone who knew how to hold on to the best seats in the house.

The Blackberry sports a great game simply called Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain.

But, Norris point out, really a part of consumers want to buy a large amount of books, they like the feeling of having a library.

Lord Norris, the teller for the bill's supporters, counted the "inordinately fat" Lord Grey as ten votes rather than one.

Of her two sisters, Mrs. Price very much more resembled Lady Bertram than Mrs. Norris.

Trivia: While Hagrid's very fond of animals. JK Rowling says that he is allergic to cats, which may explain why he dislikes Mrs Norris.

Norris, Seagal and Van Damme were accomplished athletes, but they just seemed dorky out there.

You don't need to be Chuck Norris (thankfully) to get the brain benefits of exercise.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Mr. Norris says HSBC told GoldStar in July to immediately cease sending coins for storage.

in other words, from a magical perspective, Filch is 'blind' and Mrs Norris is his guide-cat.

David Norris has represented Brooklyn, New York City and America.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Mr. Norris says collecting that data is "standard practice" in the online-ad business.

"We have a large number of families and individuals that are going homeless, " says Mr Norris.

Mr. Norris became CEO and spun off BlueCava to market device fingerprinting both to fraud-prevention and online-ad firms.

"Even though we do have a very strong civic sector here and the churches are also very involved, it's not enough, " says Mr Norris.

"We'd like to run it as soon as we can, " Norris said, adding that the magazine was aiming for a late summer publication.

Kenneth S. Norris, Naturalist, Cetologist & Conservationist, 1924-1998: An Oral History Biography.

Minutes after that, the shootings began in Norris Hall.

NORRIS: When the security forces opened fire today, live rounds or rubber bullets?

Woody Norris is a serial inventor of electronics, tools and cutting-edge sonic equipment -- such as the LRAD acoustic cannon.

The Norris Geyser Basin contains the hottest water in all of Yellowstone National Park.

NORRIS: How did industry respond to the Sputnik moment?

Chuck Norris, a conservative Christian, is also a Romney supporter.

Bruce Norris won the award for drama for his play "Clybourne Park. "

Norris said that while the data was encouraging, next week's ISM non-manufacturing survey would prove more important for investors.

"Fanny must have a horse, " was Edmund's only reply, Mrs. Norris could not see it in the same light.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

Norris led an unsuccessful bid for Senate last month.

"My cat! My cat! What's happened to Mrs. Norris? " he shrieked.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

Still, Mr. Norris says it's tough to figure out how to alert people their devices are being fingerprinted.

Meanwhile, the Apple store rejected a Chuck Norris app, a Chuck Norris joke generator, because they claimed it ridiculed a public figure.

They had their faults, and Mrs. Norris soon found them out.

Also in 1969 Norris made his acting debut in the Dean Martin film The Wrecking Crew .

When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

Norris expects to spend $30, 000 on repairs and rent it for $1, 200 a month until the market turns around.

It doesn't matter whether you are George Bush, Pele or Chuck Norris - you are not safe in Iraq.

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

I am going to live entirely with my aunt Norris.

There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.

Norris: You're on. Heads I pay, tails you pay.

Thank you, Chuck Norris.

Moochie Norris better calm down or Head's gonna kick his ass.

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.

Many dream researchers, Norris included, think that understanding your dreams can lead to significant improvements in your waking life.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

NORRIS: What role did the government play?

Don't they know that it's impossible to ridicule Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

"There was no help for it, certainly, " rejoined Mrs. Norris, in a rather softened voice;

Chuck Norris doesn't shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris

Does he drink a fancy potion every morning at 5a. m. ? Is he related to both Chuck Norris AND Jack Bauer?

Poor Mr. Norris's indifferent state of health made it an impossibility: he could no more bear the noise of a child than he could fly;

And Floyd Norris, at The New York Times, tells us that the price of housing is not likely to go up anytime soon:

Floyd Norris at the Wall Street Journal thinks China May Be Masking Its Purchase of U. S. Securities

Intimacy is what makes a marriage, not a ceremony, not a piece of paper from the state. (Kathleen Norris)

"Yes, indeed, Edmund, " added her ladyship, who had been thoroughly awakened by Mrs. Norris's sharp reprimand to Fanny;

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium. Chuck Norris

This round clearly goes to the Blackberry as it's probably what Chuck Norris is using. Blackberry 1

David Norris, who has spent the last two days campaigning in the Tri-Lakes area

"You are very kind, you are all kindness, my dear madam, " cried Mrs. Norris;

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. Chuck Norris

thank you , chuck norris . - thank you , peter

Frank Norris (Moran of the Lady Letty);

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Chuck Norris

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris

We have Arlene and Norris to thank