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And I had that house of your father's bulldozed to the ground. Momma always said dying' was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't.

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white? '

Patti packed her bags, left a note for her momma, she was just seventeen.

The only problem was that Treader had to go back to his momma because of our living situations -- and because he wasn't weaned.

Can you imagine how much courage you'd need to take the plunge to momma?

And flew you and momma out to see me, but daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me.

A week later, the white man would come for his eighteen dollars' rent and Momma would beg him to wait until tomorrow.

Momma said death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do, I didn't know it, but I was destined to be your momma.

My momma always said 'you got to put the past behind you before you can move on'. And I think that's what my running was all about.

Yo momma's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

And oh yeah, I ate all of my vegetables when I was a kid. My momma will be proud of me for saying that.

Forrest Gump. Momma said that the Forrest part was to remind me that sometimes we all do things that, well, just don't make sense.

Yo momma's so ugly, when a child, she had to be fed with a slingshot!

Yo momma's so ugly, you could tell the face only 'cuz it had ears.

My Daddy says that Momma is going to have to go to be with her.

If I clean up, sweet momma, can I stay all night with you?

" the mother replied, " honey, not tonight. momma has to run a few errands and then we have to go home and cook dinner for daddy.

Last day of the rest of my life I wish I would have known cause i'd have kissed my momma goodbye.

Forrest: What's the matter momma?

Forrest( Offscreen Voice): Momma always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them.

Forrest: (voice-over) Momma always had a way of explaining town things, so I could understand them.

( Offscreen voice): Momma always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them.

Forrest: (voice-over) Momma always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them.

He would shuffle in, his soft, shiny leather shoes dancing across Momma's sunflower-yellow-tiled kitchen floor.

FORREST (V. O. ): Momma always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them.

My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are going to get.

Yo momma's so ugly, people go as her to Halloween parties.

Yo momma's so ugly, when a baby, she was breast fed through a straw!

Forrest Gump: Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

The boy thought about this revelation a white, and then said, " Momma, how cpme *all* of grandma's hairs are white? "

Momma always says there's an awful lot you could tell about a person by their shoes. Where they're going. Where they've been.

What's my destiny, momma? -You're gonna have to figure that out for yourself.

My momma always said; Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

Forrest: My momma said my back's crooked like a question mark. These are going to make me as straight as an arrow. They're my magic shoes.

My momma always said, life was like a box o'chocolates. You never know what you gonna get.

When Momma Dinosaur comes to rescue them, they are scared of their real mother and find themselves in the middle of a maternal tug of war.

Yo momma's so ugly, she had a face that would sink a thousand ships.

Yo momma's so ugly, she looks like the elephant man chewing on a wasp.

I mean long hair down to here with a body that would make you cry for Momma.

Now, I'm not your momma, and I ain't one to wipe other's noses, but let's just say you've looked better.

Forrest: (voice-over) Now, when I was a baby, Momma named me after the great Civil War hero, General Nathan Bedford Forrest.

My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates.

Use what your "momma gave ya" and have fun with some of the lies that the men say! !

The little girl asked, "Momma are we going to McDonalds for dinner? "

Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get. "

Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy rather kiss her ass than look in her face.

It's a little higher now, so I tell his momma if Mike wants to come back, we could probably pay him a little more.

Long has also acted in comedy film series "Big Momma's House" as well as TV series "Soul Food" and "Judging Amy" .

dn't know it. But I was destined to be your momma. I did the best I could.

Country road, take me home To the place I belong, West Virginia, mountain momma, Take me home, country road.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, she can only go down.

You never know what you are gonna get. Now, when I was a baby momma named me after the great civil war hero, General Nathan Bedford Forrest.

Momma always said: Life is like a box of chocolate, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get.

Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart. And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart.

Momma, you too can shed your inhibitions and ride on this water cannon for some cool fun with kids.

My momma always said you could tell a lot about a person by the shoes they wear.

I saw the white roof of the Bronco when I was falling, Momma, and I heard Marcy calling for help.

My momma also told me to watch them savage boos, what?

Momma, "clean up! " "let me stay up! "

But I was destined to be your momma. I did the best I could.

Yo momma's so ugly, she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!

Momma always said dying' was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't.

Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo momma's so ugly, she looks like a Bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her momma!

I didn't know it. But I was destined to be your momma. I did the best I could.

Yo momma's so ugly, I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: Why can''t I fix anyone of them? I''m so dumb and worthless. Momma was right, momma was right!

Momma's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you.

I have to give the doll to my Momma to take it to her.

Yo momma's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.

Yo momma's so ugly, when you look up ugly in the dictionary it has her picture.

Momma's gonna put all of her fears into you.

Class is over, he came to the boy due character, playing, momma's his favorite playtime activities.

Hey sugar momma, come & dance with me.

Mikaela: You live with your momma?

Yo momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born her incubator windows were tinted.

Shaquille O''Neal: Yeah, your probably not man enough. I guess your momma was right.

Yo momma's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Momma's gonna make all of your nightmares come true.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!

my momma used to tell me these razy things.

Yo momma's so ugly, a fly wouldn't sit on her.

And keep on looking out, you never know when Big Momma may be back.

Yo momma's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

He'd make me laugh just to comfort me, Then finally make me do just what my momma said.

For my children to always say "yes momma" when I ask them to do something.

Aye Irv your momma got a thing for me!

Yo momma's so ugly, if she joined an ugly contest they'd say sorry no.

Yo momma's so ugly, it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!

Yo momma's so ugly, she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck.

and then, I had to go back home 'cause my momma died.

Yo momma's so ugly, they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders! !

Forrest: Momma says that stupid is as stupid does.

But I was destined to be your momma. I did the best Icould.

Momma had an active social life.

Yo momma's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!

Yo momma's so ugly, they only wanted her feet for the freak show.

Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Grandparents, for example, often adopt "LOL" as one of their first "internet words" , says Huh. "'LOL' and 'OMG' are like momma and dada. "

And my momma always told me "My baby's a genius"

Yo momma's so ugly, I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!

Yo momma's so ugly, on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!

Yo momma's so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!

Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals. "

Yo momma's so ugly, they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

Yo momma's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.

Momma and Bailey were waiting inside the Store.

Ain't a woman alive that can take my momma's place.

Hey, she was my momma too.

She went over the cliff, Momma!

A lot of people generalize Internet entrepreneurs as spoon fed momma's boys that refuse to move out.

I wonder how my Momma felt when we came home from school with a list of vitamins and pills the school nurse said we had to have.

Yo momma's so ugly, she could curdle urine.

Yo momma's so ugly, that when she looks at a glass of milk it turns to cheese.

Yo momma's so ugly, I've seen cow pies I'd rather do it with.

Ooo Babe, of course Momma's gonna help build a wall.

Yo momma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo momma's so ugly, her doctor is a veterinarian.

Yeah I'm a fan of cowboy boots and anything my momma cooks.

Your momma is so fat, your momma got a big butt.

Daughter: Momma, how come all of grandma's hairs are white?

There's nobody I know who loves flowers more than your momma .

Yo momma's so ugly, when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flushes.

Yo momma's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!

And even though Bubba was dead and Lieutenant Dan said I was nuts , I gave Bubba's momma Bubba's share .

Yo momma's so ugly, zookeepers said thanks for bringin' the bitch back!

Momma's gonna keep you right here under her wing.

Momma's gonna keep baby healthy and clean.

Yo momma's so ugly, she'd scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.

Yo momma's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail!

JaMichael, yo Momma's so fat that when she wore grey an admiral tried to board her.

Boys! Come here and give momma a three-bear hug.

Yo momma's so ugly, she scares the roaches away.

Chip: Momma. There's a girl in the castle!

Mountain momma greets me back.

Forrest: What's my destiny, momma?

Momma will always find out where you've been.

Yo momma's so ugly, when I first saw her, my momma was nauseous.

My momma was circus. My daddy was circus.

Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo momma's so ugly, she's the cover girl for iodine.

Love your momma, but don't lend her money.

When that old momma cat has her kittens, I'll give you the pick of the litter.

Momma's gone Good-bye to daddy. . .

Yo momma's so ugly, her nickname is Damn!

If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

Momma's gonna keep Baby cozy and warm.

Brad Pitt: Well, I heard momma and Tizzy whisper, and they said I was gonna die soon, but . . . maybe not.

Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry.

What's a gypsy? - Your momma's a gypsy.

Momma's gonna wait up until you get in.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked past a mirror and it exploded.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she cries the tears run up her face.

She's looking like her momma.

Now my momma always told me that miracles happen every day. Some people don't think so, but they do.

Momma would cry all night, and them go out and spend most of the rent money for pills.

"I see it, Momma, I'm almost there. "

You did good, momma.

And we didn't care what your momma thinks about your name on my arm.

Yo momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.

Oh, how can it be, sweet momma tell me why ?

Momma always told me that miracles happen every day.

Yo momma's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a cup of water!

Yo momma's so ugly, Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to jump in the lake the lake jumped back!

Your momma says I can't tell you that one anymore.

She's looking like her momma a little more every day.

Forrest: Why are you dying momma?

Momma always made the distinction: My father hurt her, notme.

my momma told me that this could happen to me

Look. My momma gave me herwhen I was five.

After reading this we'll guarantee you'll never want to be a nursing cat momma. posted about a week ago

Won't listen to any advice Momma's telling me I should think twice But love to my own devices I'm addicted, it's a crisis

Dr. Dre And flew you and momma out to see me

Dre And flew you and momma out to see me

And flew you and momma out to see me

I said Hey momma hey momma close to you

Who is the real big momma?

i called my momma , she was out for a walk

Had a daddy and a momma, but her daddy used to momma hit

called my momma she was out for a walk

I used to see my momma getting beat down

Damn lil' momma you know you fit my standards

It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby But I promise momma's gon' be alright

My momma used to tuck me into bed and she'd read me a story

And I was like, Momma, this air bubble right here, it's gonna make me fly

Going home to see her momma and her daddy

Won't listen to any advice Momma's telling me I should think twice

My momma with the money and jewels the record and tours

And momma didn't like it, and you and Laney were too young to understand it

dancing for my momma thriller jacket with all the zippers on,

My momma used to tell me these crazy things

My momma would be so ashamed

Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Do it for my daughters and my my youngest lil momma who

See, his momma was a dope fiend, poppa was a rolling stone

momma always said dying was a part of life

Throw Momma from the Train

And I'd hear how my momma cried for him

But i promise momma's gonna be alright

And get a new plan, momma's got a new man

You gotta go back in your momma's belly,

momma why do they keep saying this I just don't understand , understand

It took your momma nine months to make it

Momma say, you makin' me lose pay, the social workers here everyday

And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart

Momma say, you makin'me lose pay, tha social workers here everyday

Poppa was a copper and her momma was a hippie

Suicide commando that your momma talked about

my momma used to sit you when your moms werent home

My momma used to tuck me into bed

Momma can't help her, but it hurts ta hear her calling

I Do it for my nigga phil daughter and his momma too

My momma's in the kitchen, worrying about me

My momma was his only little girl

my momma told me willy that aint right

momma Oh yes son I'm talking to you

Poppin'out my momma like some kettle corn

His baby momma's car and crib is bigger than his

Do it for my oldest sons and they Grand momma too

often momma said I look too much

Like their Momma or there dog just died

it ' s from the fight , i ' m a fighter momma

My momma taught me wrong from right

Then you started seeing daddy on the T. V. And momma didn't like it

Where? (Turns to face him) Ooh, come to Momma. Phoebe

Mom and dad was arguin' a lot so momma moved back

Sorry momma I'm grown, I must travel alone

My momma told me don't lose you

When you're your momma's sunshine

I bet her momma never told her why

Well my momma won't stop crying

my momma's still my biggest fan

But momma I fell in love again

Even his momma thinks so

Like their Momma or thier dog just died

I see my momma smile that's a blessing

My momma thinks I'm crazy

So go tell ya momma come

Yo momma told you so

my momma told me better than that

Yes I am momma, I don't wanna be dead

And go to show him how his baby momma done went stray

Momma pig, Poppa pig lived in a pen