Lynette

Lynette shouldn't have been so concerned about my husband. He had other things on his mind. Things below the surface.

Lynette: Okay, well, that's easy to say, but I need you to show me.

LYNETTE: Let go of me! What's the matter with you? Run, boys, run!

Lynette: Well, what if I need to? What if that's the kind of church I'm looking for?

Lynette wasn't home when Edie called. She was with her mother laughing and sharing stories about the old days. And enjoy every minute of it.

If Lynette can stop and think about that, she would understand how ridiculous it would be. But she couldn't, because she has no time.

Lynette Scavo: Oh, thank god. How much?

Lynette: You see? You see how it, how it moves with me? That's where the magic is.

LYNETTE: She ran out with nothing on. She was having sex with some guy when the fire started.

Lynette: When Tom and I were first married, things got a little out of hand on Mr. Toad's wild ride.

Now Lynette makes monthly payments to providers and to a collection agency that amount to one-third of her paycheck .

In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her chicken from a fast food restaurant.

Sunsan was trying to make herself look common when Lynette was trying to attract everyone's attention.

Lynette: No. There's a woman in Mongolia who's got me beat. Any other questions?

And i take you to that. . . Thai place for lunch? Lynette?

Lynette: Sweetie, you know our rule about eating cookies, right?

LYNETTE: And for you to stand there, and judge me.

LYNETTE: Well, like I said, I should go back and get dinner ready.

Lynette: Well, you know, I've been blessed. Very blessed.

But unfortunately for Lynette this new label frequently fell short of what was advertised.

NARRATOR: Three days after my funeral, Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful emotion - indignation.

To those who asked it, only one answer was acceptable. So, Lynette responded as she always did - she lied.

Lynette: By reliving your night out with the guys?

Lynette: Well, of course you can stay here as long as you want.

But fact was not so. In fact , the life of Lynette became so exciting that she had to buy a fried chicken from a lunchroom.

Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful emotion - indignation.

Lynette: So you could be of some use around here, not so you could, uh. . . oh, "take long baths or get in some extra naps" ?

Lynette: Yeah, but tonight, anything goes. Make sure you share with your brothers.

Lynette: I think I can top that. Try getting thrown out of Disneyland for lewd behavior.

Lynette: I did not want this. Don't you dare say that I wanted this.

Lynette: Oh, you know it.

Lynette : That our marriage was in trouble, and one of us should try and save it.

Lynette: No, not necessarily. It was self-defense. He broke into your house. He threatened you. We could explain that.

So, Lynette responded as she always did - she lied.

Lynette: He'll be there at first. Maybe even change a diaper or two until the novelty wears off.

Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken. Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken.

Lynette: Tell me, did he check you for a yeast infection while he was down there, too?

LYNETTE: I said you could go by the pool. Do you have your swimsuits on?

Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken.

Lynette: Gosh, I wish I could, tom. Unfortunately, I have to go take care of my other baby.

For the first time, Lynette could see this was not the innocent play of children.

For Season Eight, Carlos's murder of Gaby's evil stepfather and the cover up by Susan, Gaby, Bree and Lynette has far reaching effects.

Lynette: Make sure you share with your brothers.

But when her doctor announced Lynette was pregnant, her husband Tom had an.

Lynette was laid up for two weeks after her car accident.

Lynette: Well, maybe you deserved to be cheated on!

Lynette: No, you know what?

Lynette: You know what?

LYNETTE: I yelled at them. They never listen to me, it's very frustrating.

Each time Rob ordered medication, or had chemo, an X-ray, or even a biopsy, Lynette was hit with another co-pay.

Oh, and, Lynette, I'm so sorry about you and Tom.

But Lynette gave up her career to assume a new label. the incredibly satisfying role of full-time mother.

Because he played softball with guys half his age, Lynette talked Rob into scheduling a physical.

LYNETTE: My babysitter joined the witness relocation program. I haven't slept through the night in 6 years.

Jeez, Lynette, give me a little credit.

LYNETTE: Boys, I am not gonna tell you again, sit. I mean it, I am serious.

Lynette: Not like you, spending the last 15 years sponging off a rich guy.

Lynette: I'm sure it's not that bad. I mean, he's coming to the party, right?

Lynette: Hey. Mm. Oh, oh, hey, honey. Could you hold back a second?

LYNETTE: Seriously, you're taking your kids medication?

14 i bet if we downed a shot everytime we read the name' lynette', we'd be hammered up by page two.

Lynette: No surprise there. In our sorority, Renee was voted most likely to marry well.

Lynette: Tom, that woman lives in a penthouse.

LYNETTE struggles to catch her kids with splashing around.

Soon he shut down his printing business, leaving Lynette as the family's sole source of income.

and while Lynette read the business section.

Lynette: You look. . . ridiculous in that thing.

LYNETTE: Well, obviously they will be punished for this. Severely.

Lynette's really busting my hump about clearing this place out.

LYNETTE: He got smoke inhalation, he's at the hospital.

She didn't have the time. But when her doctor announced Lynette was pregnant. . .

Lynette: I'm not done. You see this?

Lynette shouldn't have been so concerned about my husband.

Lynette: Too bad for you.

LYNETTE: Hi, I got your message. What's going on?

Lynette: I know you are, Tom, and I know you love her.

when Lynette swallowed the pills stolen by a eight years old girl, she sweared that she would not rely on this medicine any more.

LYNETTE: I have 4 kids under the age of six, I absolutely have anger management issues.

Lynette: That's great. Easy shots. You got more money than me.

Whilst Lynette couldn't get her kids to stop playing.

Lynette: Yellow pages. Hotel is under "h. "

LYNETTE: Let's say we do. There's a chance we're not gonna like what we find.

Lynette: No. We got perp walked down main street, USA.

Bree: Lynette, these cards are sticky.

LYNETTE: Oh how can you say, she was so your type, big breasts, really curvy.

Lynette: Wow. So, um, I, I take it you took the rat outside?

Lynette, I find it more effective when we use words rather than inflammatory noises.

Lynette: I can't. I already canceled the sitter.

Lynette Scavo: No. So if you see him, please tell me.

LYNETTE: I think we're a little late. Hi, sorry.

LYNETTE: You saying I'm a bad mother?

Lynette: Look, it makes perfect sense. We're not gonna have any more kids. And the pill just makes me bloat. It'll be great!

LYNETTE: What're you doing? That's private.

LYNETTE: I accept your apology.

Lynette: Oh, yes. Oh, yeah, me too. Thank you.

But this day, Lynette Scavo received a gift every mother dreams of.

Lynette: Thought about who I'd marry if you died?

LYNETTE: Boys? Boys? Boys? ? If you're hiding, you've gotta stop now cause Mommy doesn't think it's funny!

Lynette: You're wearing a really big hat.

Carlos: Lynette, it's not chilly.

LYNETTE: Boys, guys, I'm begging you, sit in your seats.

Lynette: Strom I have designed whole storylines around you, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Lynette: Gonna go buy a pinata?

Lynette: Well, uh, okay, I know how this looks.

Lynette: Oh, well, come on in my office.

Lynette Scavo: It's okay. You can trust him, really.

Lynette: No, I'm not telling.

Lynette Scavo: My kids are having a hard time.

LYNETTE: Please tell me you punched him.

Lynette Scavo: Oh, my water broke.

Lynette: Yes! Yeah, no, I know.

Lynette: Of course it is.

LYNETTE: Oh! Excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm looking for my boys. Three boys with red hair, have you seen 'em?

Lynette: Stop right there. This is meat loaf.

Lynette: I know. I'm the one that put in the order.

Lynette: Do you have any idea how painful it is to hear about you even think about your next wife and kids?

Lynette: Well, I didn't know what else to do.

Lynette: Why didn't you tell me this?

That is the house where Lynette was born.

Lynette: Have you heard anything I just said?

Lynette Scavo had a dream that night.

Lynette: Why are you telling this to "the rack" ?

Lynette: So you have been in Canada this entire time?

Lynette Scavo: Oh, boy. I think I, know what this is about.

Lynette Scavo: Hey. Whose lawyer are you anyway?

Narrator: After her talk with Lynette, Susan decided to take a look at her old photo album,

Lynette: Hey, is this gorgonzola?

Come on, Lynette. Are you sure this is about the kids?

LYNETTE: Why didn't you ever tell me this?

LYNETTE: Tom, this is my 5th message and you still haven't called me back.

Lynette Scavo knew that she was not the world's greatest mother. Lynette Scavo

But Lynette gave up all that to assume a new label. give up:

Yes, Lynette was confident her by-the-book approach was the right one,

Lynette had done many things she was not proud of. . . Lynette

Lynette Scavo would indulge in a little daydream. indulge in:

Lynette didn't think of herself as the worst mother in the world either, Lynette

In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic

That night Lynette settled in to watch her personal pick