bartender

Someone says that the contrivance person of the coffee of Ireland is all Berlin the bartender of the airport.

She was eventually freed and now knows the answer to the joke "a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, 'why the long face? "

The bartender thinks that this guy is out of his mind, but he wants $2, 000, so he agrees.

The bartender arrives with the drink and says, "You know, Superman , you're a real jerk when you're drunk. "

But when he moved closer to the light by the cash register to ask the bartender for a match or something, I saw it wasn't that.

After that, the bartender noticed that quite a few bees were attracted by the smell of the liquor, fell in, and drowned.

It's a cliche image: the solo drinker, belly up to the bar, pouring out his (or her) soul to a sympathetic bartender.

He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.

One day a bartender in a tavern happened to see that there was a bee drowning in one of his kegs of liquor.

An exchange relationship is all about what you get out of it, the kind of amicable alliance one forges with a client or bartender.

So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw, you screwed me, " said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50.

A man walks into a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and asks the bartender for a drink.

Not speaking to me A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression. Bartender: "What's the matter? "

An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, and the bartender says, "No way, buddy, you're too drunk. "

"If you say so, sir, " the bartender says, "but Thursday night, you came in to ask how soon the police were planning to shut us down. "

The bartender was an old comrade whose gift was all the wedding liquors and his own expert skills.

Jack said he had found a job. He would be working as a bartender in Detroit.

the bartender is agog at the images, but I quickly get rid of him with an order for Yak milk.

So the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it, "Ah, you screwed me, " said the bartender, and paid the guy fifty dollars.

The bartender said, 'Sorry, but we've been out of electricity all day ever since some idiot crop-duster hit a power line down the road. '

My favourite job was probably as a bartender in Louisiana in the middle of Mardi Gras. I got to meet so many great people.

The bartender asked him, "You know, it would taste better if you bought one at a time. "

You know that how much strenuous effortses have to bartender spend to create the coffee of Ireland?

You will start to feel better, I promise. And of course, you can then ask the bartender or friendly local next to you for some help.

I've been a bartender here for thirty years, and I'm still happy to come to work and see the old mahogany bar.

Trying to get a drink? I can't catch the bartender's eye. You go on ahead. I'll catch up.

It doesn't take the bartender long to realize this might be a good deal, and he soon agrees.

First, our Minister of Employment was recommending that we fire a bartender, who happened to be one of my best friends.

The bartender admitted that this was a nice-custom, and left it there.

The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily , curses , and shows himself out the side door.

The bartender holds up his hand, the back of his hand toward me, a kiss burned into the back of his hand.

In a bar a guy told the bartender, "I'm a professional gambler; I've made of lots of money from gambling. "

One of my first language-exchange partners was a bartender named Tiger, who took this title from the brand of beer.

The bartender thought the guy must be drunk now, "Okay, you're on, " he said.

Bartender says, "Hey, pirate, you got a steering wheel coming out of your pants. "

Colin: A horse goes into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, why the long face? " .

The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money? " asked the bartender.

Then the judge asked the bartender if he knew why the bees had come to save him.

"C' sect , " said the bartender, smoothing the twelve one-dollar notes.

The bartender shook my bottle of ale in front of me like a Swiss bell-ringer so it foamed inside the green glass.

When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, "Well, I guess you owe me $2, 000, huh? "

The guy began dumping tomato juice all over the bartender, but no a drop fell into the whiskey bottle.

I'd been hovering awkwardly by the bar for a few minutes when the bartender finally deigned to acknowledge me.

Paul is in a bar talking with a Bartender. Listen to the dialogue and then read after the recording.

CHICAGO -- As a bartender and trainer at a national restaurant chain, Rebecca Brown earned a couple thousand dollars in a really good week.

This drink was brought to fame when a bartender created the Singapore Sling in 1914, one of the cocktail worlds most famous drinks.

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"Then God created water, " the narrator tells us, and the handsome bartender (Nicholas Tse) looks soulfully around the nightclub.

The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition and every week he sets up the guy's three beers as soon as he enters in the bar.

If a server has proven themselves with blood, sweat, and tears, they may be so lucky to be promoted to bartender.

Sometimes, if you've been especially nice to me, I'll tell the bartender, "Give me a frozen margarita, and don't put it in. "

In another, a couple is waltzing inside the ship, while a bartender is pouring a drink for a patron.

"That should make you happy! " said the bartender.

We didn't really think he had any guts. He's just a shaky little Chihuahua. --Bartender Ian Wilkins.

The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first. "

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string? "

The Bartender turns around and pulls a bottle of out of the cabinet and pours the glass and hands it to the man.

The guy was an aspiring actor and bartender in his mid-twenties.

An elderly man came to a bar and asked the bartender for ten glasses of beer. He started to drink from the first glass to the last one.

Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife? "

bartender more surprised, and asked: So how will his feet . . . . . . ?

She confesses to a female bartender about her friendship with Bruce Bennett.

It's Christmas Eve 2040, and I'm the only bartender still working that afternoon, and the house is practically empty.

The bartender thought about it. "Okay, " he said.

Not every bartender is going to get chummy right away, but most often there's one surefire way to get them to open up.

To which the bartender replied, "My goodness, isn't there anybody in your family that like women? "

The female bartender turned off the jukebox and led patrons in a rendition of "Happy Birthday. "

The bartender comes over and refuses service to the man and again offers to call a cab.

Yeah. She Made Out With The Bartender Last Time.

One hot day, the tavern owner wanted to bathe in a nearby river. So he left the bartender in charge while he was gone.

Bartender: Dent! I thought you were dead! Harvey Dent: Half. . .

The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.

You're behind the plot, bass. she already left. The bartender says she's in the corner booth.

Toni: Interesting place for a bartender. Run out of olives?

The bartender pours her drink for her on the bar.

President Obama was, um , bartender in chief at the White House yesterday.

The bartender says, "No I told you we only sell beer, and if you ask me again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar. " So the duck leaves.

bartender: sir! I ask you why you did not pin the pig?

There always is a bartender somewhere who will pour another drink if the customer is willing to pay the price.

Three vampires walk into a bar. "What can I get ya? " asks the bartender.

Wyatt shows up to the bar and shows the bartender Sara's photo.

The next year the man comes in and asks the bartender for two beers.

The bartender gets out a shot glass , paces off forty feet, and the contest begins.

Which also has quite a view. The bartender was friendly and helpful, the cigars delicious, and the view unrivaled.

The bartender asks the man what is wrong, to which the man replied, "My oldest son is a homosexual. "

Food production arrangements in the bar area, the bartender would keep walking through the entire disk space continuously.

The man turned to the bartender, who fell silent under his sharp gaze and returned to inventorying the bottles of cheap, well liquor.

However, legally and morally , the bartender has a responsibility to ensure that their customers arrive at home safely.

The sister of one purported LulzSec member, it said, was a bartender in a bowling alley in a small British town.

The bartender shook up the cocktail in a metal container.

The man felt curious and asked the bartender, "What's the deal with the jar of money? "

Well, this woman belonged to the bartender, and my girlfriend was being ridiculous.

The bartender mixed me a cocktail within two minutes.

Moments later the string comes back into the bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

Sor-sorry about that. " Yuri avoids eye contact as the bartender comes out from behind the bar. "

(Turning to the bartender for another drink) Um, straight up. And no ice this time.

If you're in a bar, ask the bartender to do this for you.

Grinning broadly, the man leaned close to the bartender's ear and whispered, "Cars. "

Again the bartender asked the man what was wrong. "My second son is a homosexual. "

D: Ok. No problem I used to be a bartender I can help you out, what do you want to know?

Why did you give so much of a tip to the bartender?

Staring at the rude bartender, she was speechless.

"Well, he just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table, whole" says the bartender.

a bartender who knows nothing about wine; a lover who cannot be kissed.

Bartender, I'll have a beer, and for my friend, just wiz in his mouth. And put a head on it.

Becker (phone clerk), Palomino Club (bartender), and Dungeons and Dragons (board game designer).

The bartender says "No way. I don't think you can pay for it. "

a close friend; the bartender was chummy with the regular customers; the two were thick as thieves for months.

After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.

After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.

After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.

"Those damn illegals, " said Orson the bartender. "No telling how far they'll come just to get into the USA. "

"Why the long pause? " asks the bartender.

A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here? "

The bartender nodded, and the wine and glasses arrived a few minutes later.

The bartender sighs and says, That boy should have quit while he was a head.

Who could forget the lovable little girl telling the bartender, "I asked for a Pepsi Pal" in the voice of the Godfather?

Bartender : Sir, if you want to have something less strong, you can try rice wine.

Check with bartender for out of stock beverage items.

Each bartender in Puerto Rico concocts his or her own favorite rum drink, but other island cocktails are made with fresh fruit juices.

So, the bartender wants to know where the guy found the small pianist.

A bartender and manager, Moon says he has had $5 an hour cut from his salary.

The bartender was ecstatic . Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars! "

I'll be a bartender or get work through a temp agency.

The bartender, Eddie, shot Raine a glance. Not that they had spent these nights sharing their life histories.

The bartender says, "Wow. I never saw anybody drink that fast. "

Also, the bartender from an Australian restaurant put on an entertaining demonstration of how to make a cocktail.

(I got a vodka-cranberry and tipped the gallerista-turned-bartender $1. ) No, I was impressed by the art itself.

Learn to make one mixed cocktail like a pro bartender.

He then asked the bartender if he enjoyed dumb-jock jokes.

A pre-determined order for certain types of beverages when ordering from the bartender.

So the guy opens his bag again, and hands the lamp to the bartender, who immediately starts rubbing it.

It even offers advice on tipping and on flagging down the bartender.

Do it through the bartender with the girl's permission. And don't insist if she doesn't want it.

The storeroom will have a spoilage form filled in by the bartender and signed by the outlet manager once the spoiled bottle is seen.

The bartender also have never remind her, just do his work in in buffet, then expects the girl come once in a while.

The same thing happened every week for six months, and it finally became so frustrating to the guard that he quit and became bartender.

Clark: My job. You're looking at the Metro Club's newest bartender.

The bartender will return the beverage to the storeroom and will receive a one for one on each item.

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

Chatting up the bartender, I asked what the inspiration was for the "Brooklyn Cocktail" cocktail on the menu.

Dude, you threw up on the stage, you tried to fight the bartender. . .

The bartender says "Only if what you show me ain't risque. "

Wanderers and Yoshi played bartender and Woody Harrelson together to overthrow the rule of Nicholas, and all the way to kill Nicholas.

The bartender again asks what's wrong. "My youngest son just admitted he's homosexual. "

No last call, to the bartender, what you got left?

After he finishes that , he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini .

"One, " the bartender laughed. "Bankers are cheap" .

Don't forget wine produced in Corsica, button-down bartender will give a proposal to begin with red wine.

The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right? "

After I was fairly drunk the bartender said to me, "I'm sorry about your girlfriend. "

"Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me. "

Ego gratification: You must be fine if that scorching hot bartender took you home.

Skip, the bartender made the sour planters' punch with exaggerated, ironic care.

That's how I win so much money, bartender.

"Everybody knows about the birthmark, " the bartender says.

Bartender, give me a double Scotch, please.

Several people, including the bartender, had seen the act.

It's a rule, bartender Karen Brody says: The schlubbier the guy, the more likely he is to persistently pursue a pretty woman.

"Wine, " he called to the bartender, waving a trembling hand.

"Most people are very happy and not too worried about anything, " said Ryan Good, a bartender at the Village Ma.

The bartender said you're the millionaire with the airplane.

Frank almost drops his drink. The bartender grins, winks at Nancy.

The bartender scrubbed the counter down with bleach .

" The bartender says, " No, of course not. Why would a bar have nails?

sheetal sheath: What did the skeleton say to the bartender?

Are you kidding? I'm having the time of my life. We're just getting started here. Bartender, another round!

"You should have been here yesterday, " Xia Lijuan, a bartender tells me when I ask where all the visitors are.

Who asked the bartender to take down the flag?

He moved to Hollywood, where he drove a cab and worked as a bartender.

The bartender says she's in the corner booth.

Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender .

Mr. Tom has caught a cold. He asks the bartender for some aspirin tablets.

He will be in New Delhi in July to preside as a judge at the 2011 World Class Bartender contest.

In the end, a single-mother, who worked as a bartender in Miami, won his heart.

The bartender says, "No we only sell beer here" . The duck leaves.

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

Bartender: "That should make you happy. "

"What's the problem? " Asked the bartender. "You look so sad. "

Bartender: How about Yanjing Beer? It's very popular here.

See the bartender at the Playboy Mansion for cocktail recipes.

If you don't want ice in your drinks, you would tell the bartender you want it straight up.

Victoria's mom is a part-time bartender at a hotel.

The biker bar in our home town has steel walls and the bartender serves drinks behind bullet proof glass.

The bartender can't believe his ears, and remains silent.

The bar is empty, and the bartender says, "Welcome back, sir. "

Hey, what about the payment? yells the bartender. I have no money, answers the man.

Bartender, one more whisky and soda, please.

store the bartender asked the man: Your pig really strange, why not pin it?

O. K. , Bartender, one Pearl River for me and one Margarita for my wife.

Bartender: Hi, good evening .

Top Bartender aboard the Titanic .

Bartender: How about Yanjing Beer?

"Like what? " asked the bartender.

Don (the bartender): What's wrong, Herbert?

Tonight's your lucky night. - You are my new favorite bartender.

The bartender threw out the drunk.

so the bartender served him six more glasses . from one to six , he finished each glass in the same way.

stammers the bartender.

"Good evening" he says to the bartender.

The bartender filled Ted's empty glass with beer.

The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here! "

Paul: Tell your bartender friend we're sorry.

The bartender is curious and askes him "every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. "

"What's so funny? " the bartender asked.

The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here! "

Touched by the story, the bartender has the three pints ready for the man every time he comes in.

What does a bartender do? He serves drinks.

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips.

There is, however, one social stigma I noticed back when I was a bartender.

You know that invents from the bartender the coffee of Ireland, go to the girl order the coffee of Ireland, passes by how long?

Bartender: Hello, ma'am. Can I help you?

1988 saw Cruise in the romantic drama 'Cocktail' as a talented New York bartender who takes a job at a bar in Jamaica and falls in love.

The bartender tapped a new keg of beer .

The bartender cured me for $10. " " Is that so!

The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender "Do you have any nails" ? The bartender says "no" .

He does this about 7 or 8 more times when the bartender finally asks, "Every time you finish a drink you look in your pocket. "

Bartender: Sure, ma'ma. Here you are.

Bartender goes to make the drinks.

The bartender , concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her.

I'll talk to the bartender.

(To the bartender) I'll HAs what the horsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.

Bartender, give me another vodka on the rocks.

folks it's greed that makes my bartender buy three house he can't afford with no money down.

The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes" ?

Bartender, I 'd like to buy ballerina another drink!

Marla would go to bars and hear the bartender calling her name, and when she took the call the line was dead.

"What do you wish? " the genie asks the bartender.

Heidi: You're the bartender? I didn't know you knew how to mix drinks.

When the bartender asks, "What'll you have? "

Bartender: It can get pretty ugly in here, I gotta warn you.

So the guy says to the bartender, "What do you have to do? "

After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.

Herejects her, and the bartender lets her know that the man is gay.

I'm the bartender at one oak.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender says, "Man! How many bars do you work at? "

Bartender: Good evening, sir. What would you like to drink, sir?

The coffee of Ireland is this bartender for the sake of a beautiful stewardess but make of.

This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes" ?

Finally after about 10 minutes bartender says, "Would you like another? "

I'll settle up with the bartender and we can leave.

A bartender should know what to do and how to do it.

Bartender: Thank you very much, ma'am , but we don't take tips in China.

Bartender: Thank you very much, ma'am, but we don't keep tips in China.

While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice,

The bartender, a former wrestler who had been a state champion in high school, liked to tease Ted;

The bartender grins with his chin stuck out above the top of the white neck brace and asks, "Is this a test? "

A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother? "

"What the hell is this? " shouts the bartender to the guy.

Application of modularization to bartender training in vocational colleges