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Entreat him in jackass fashion; if he won't carry the sack, give him a whack.

A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all.

I don't know why Alan is often making a jackass of himself.

Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it. -----Lyndon Johnson.

Look at this clown Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. Get out of the way jackass.

I sound like a jackass if I say you're all four, which obviously you are, especially sexy.

He told me not to stand there like a jackass and get back to work!

Today a man owns a jackass worth fifty dollars and he is entitled to vote; but before the next election the jackass dies.

I explained to them that Daddy is playing a jackass in Shrek, and they really got a kick out of it.

We don't need the compliment out of you , jackass .

"It was not [for] being gay, " explained an anonymous source inside the church, "but for being a jackass. "

We don't need compliments out of you, jackass.

He can eat his own words. Having his blessing would be a curse for us. I'm glad he's doubting us. That jackass. Literally.

You can't put a jackass on a plane and expect it to get off as a racehorse. But try we will.

How does a pompous, cocky jackass like you always have women all over him?

The mule is half horse and half jackass, and then comes to a full stop, nature discovering heR mistake.

Like many fans of the popular 'Jackass' franchise, Dunn's life and pranks meant a great amount to me.

How do you keep a jackass in suspense? I'll let you know tomorrow!

That he is an irrepressible jackass who thinks of himself as a sly fox?

Nero: Look who's talking, jackass. Answer my question. What the hell is going on here?

He is such a jackass . Nobody likes him.

type genus of the Spheniscidae: jackass penguins.

Besides, this guy sounds like a jackass.

Don't be such a jackass!

Contrary to the popular image of penguins as ice-dwellers, jackass penguins live in the temperate climate of southwestern Africa.

Sucre: That's my other cousin, but thanks for bringing that up, jackass.

The bachelor is a peacock, the engaged man a lion, and the married man a jackass.

Unless you're a complete jackass or a reality show producer, nobody wants to inflict pain.

Being a jackass doesn't help with this. Instead it's a hindrance - people don't like jackasses.

drop your hands ! drop them ! hands , you jackass.

Don't stand there like a jackass, get to work!

Right behind you, jackass. Sawyer.

Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

You're hogging the road, Jackass!

I've lost my house. Nicole thinks I'm a total jackass.

On Oct. 11, the Museum of Modern Art held a screening of Jackass 3D, which opened in theaters on Friday.

Nero: Look who's talking, jackass.

The stunt comedy 'Jackass 3-D' (Paramount) took in $21. 6 million for the second spot.

"This is about my wife, jackass, " says Rimney.

Mating a mare and a jackass

about the same time my jackass best friend got arrested