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She even joked that "it was all good" after she enjoyed some pork with her husband, former President Nestor Kirchner.

"She did such a good performance that she has now been asked to star in the next Bond film, " he joked.

My kids joked that I was like an FBI agent, with my constant questions about where they'd been and who they'd been with.

He joked that the chart was a "pie in the sky" and would not discuss actual market share estimates or timeliness.

Just before he began to lead guests on a tour of the exhibit, he joked, 'If you look at this wall, everything is said here. '

As Ryan Giggs, his former team-mate, joked: "Becks hasn't changed since I've known him - he's always been a flash cockney git. "

The boss joked: "He was a good role model until Flanno knocked him out at Arsenal - I think he might have taken that badly! "

He joked that he would not like to take Jacobson's challenge to reporters earlier in the day to a six-mile jog around the airport.

Reagan joked that the China visit had been a great television "pilot" and ought to be made into a series.

Ms Parker joked that she was more of a "custody mom" than a "weekend dad" . Houston had got to eat its vegetables.

We all laughed out loud when Reece joked, "For a minute, Grandma, I thought you were going to bring out the kitchen sink! "

Obama joked that Hawking had been a "brilliant man but a mediocre student" .

Rat Pack singer Peter Lawford announced her entrance but when she did not emerge he joked that she was the 'late Marilyn Monroe'.

When handing a customer's order over to her, which had no name on, I joked, "Oooh this is a bit mysterious" .

Wikipedia's reliability may be joked about, but it has proved to be just as accurate as the Encyclopedia Britannica.

After his second bathroom break during the BD-Live screening of The Dark Knight, Nolan joked that he would make a shorter film next time.

The Millers joked and smiled; they talked of Billy and his life, almost as if he were still there.

A portal employee joked that, it would be just enough to please two people -- Focus Media and WPP -- in the annual agency meeting in future.

"This time I was a bit in a rush, " he joked, speaking to his personal official website.

Maybe to some layman, as we always joked, we even do not know whether the liquid in eppendorf tube is merely water or not.

Your mother talked to me over the phone yesterday, I joked with her saying that you are married, she could save the New Year money.

Garcia joked with Melissa and Jon-Marc that she was ready to be a grandmother.

Mr. Jobs joked to Mr. Isaacson that he had to hide the kitchen knives from his wife, Laurene Powell, because of her liberal views.

Reagan could not get them to budge. He joked that he was simply "trying to negotiate for the right to negotiate. "

I joked with Doctor Zhao Xiao who invited me that if I was mounted so high in order not to look short.

"If anyone is concerned about us going out of business, the only thing you should worry about is if I get hit by a bus, " he joked.

"I'm technologically challenged and I might not get this right, " the president joked. "Everybody has got to help me out here. "

One of the local officials joked to me that he was just waiting for a plague of locusts.

"Hell be sending messages across the Atlantic next, " people joked , never for a moment believing that this might really be possible.

Yongseok Jang, LG vice president of strategy, recently joked that his kids are "begging" him for 3DS systems. "But I said no way, " he said.

"They're supernaturally predisposed to be in conflict and that's going to make Sunday dinner a little awkward, " Plec joked.

said "it's a strange life, really" , and joked that the best way to run the country would be "from a train, getting around the country" .

We joked early on that he would be the house-husband and I would earn all the money.

I joked with her, I said, well look, if you're retiring, it's just not worth living anymore.

It served me right for putting a serious question to someone who has joked his way through life.

Eric joked that even if he slipped down on stage, he would slip down stylishly and elegantly.

In an interview with Milan Channel, Yoann Gourcuff denied that he has fallen-out with Daniele Bonera as the paired joked this afternoon.

He also joked that Google's engineers were having "great fun" trying to keep ahead of the fraudsters.

Looking on, Trotsky's wife, Natalia, joked about this punishing form of "penal labor. "

It was, he joked, the only part of his local empire that environmental officials could not touch.

Even though John always had a ready answer, he never joked about cancer apparently.

The heat was a little much for Rob, who joked that he wished he'd remembered the LA temperatures and picked a different outfit.

"Fluff's finally cut down to size, " the others joked. "Now she knows that she's no better than the rest of us. "

He joked with me about the matter.

US State Department spokesman admitted the diplomatic faux pas, and joked that it is better a week early than a week late.

At a company outing, a colleague joked that I should toast to the company shuttle drivers, for picking me up everyday.

He later joked that I must have been referring to the time he'd have left for his own business.

And at this point, he joked, any physicist's explanation for dark energy is probably good enough to consider.

Even then she joked that she was just one perfect guy short of being married, thus bringing us closer to our dream.

"I took Chinese to its lowest level, " he joked, lapsing into a comfortable Singaporean-accented English.

the Italian joked, 'so it is not right to speak about this.

Prince Daniel joked in his speech at the dinner: the princess kissed the frog , but it took 8 years for me to become a prince!

"I've got to be on time for the second shift at home" he joked.

I joked with him, but it was a serious joke.

He once joked that Zappos was suing the Walt Disney Company for claiming that it was "the happiest place on earth" .

"I understand this is boring and old-fashioned, " said the executive, who joked that he would never get the HP CEO job.

They joked about politics, but there was no edge of anger in their voices.

"Maybe if I saw him I would have made some (darn) free throws, " Bryant joked.

Jiaotou joked with me, saying that S city was no more than a Utopia.

"I'd like to cry, " he joked just a few minutes earlier.

When I was filming in the U. S. , one of the American staff joked, 'Don't you guys get sued for working this long?

Rice, herself a former ice-skating champion, joked that it was 10 years since she last put on her skates and cut a figure on the ice.

But can you put your opening sentence angry joked to the defects to the I said those remarks were unintentional.

"That would be a surprise to me, " Alba joked to Mark and Dayna on the Oscars red carpet.

Reporters joked among themselves that the President needed another half hour to actually accomplish something before accepting the prize.

He joked that the Cuban doctors must be guerrillas on an "internationalist mission. "

Minutes earlier, she had joked about buying Coach purses and 'a pony' if she won.

"Like the end of Die Hard, " he joked. "Just walking away from an exploding helicopter . "

Nervously, the boys joked amongst ourselves as the DJ began to play songs over the loud speakers.

The villagers joked with each other and smiled frequently in a manner I found hard to fathom as they described the horrible events from May.

I joked that if we were ever captured, he was the spy and I was just the driver.

The boss joked with me when I arrived that if I can get past Sol and Kolo then I can play in the squad!

Sarah Palin called herself a hockey mom and once joked that the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is the lipstick.

He joked: "I got a terrible infestation of nits and I had to shave it off. "

Ralph had shown us around our base camp and had joked about the rudimentary facilities as we waved goodbye to the comforts of the ship.

"It's not a way I would prefer to go up. . . . There's a little less room in there than a coffin, " he joked.

Aaron Brooks was the team leader, his predecessor having dropped dead two months earlier (of boredom, some had morosely joked).

One night, his dad looked out at the scenery and joked, "I can't believe we used to call you the black sheep! "

"It takes a little more courage `cause most of these guys, let's admit it, are not body-beautiful, " he joked.

The cancer-stricken leader last week joked that he would soon resemble famed Hollywood actor Yul Brynner, calling himself 'Yul Chavez. '

"We know we live on a rock, but the poor people of Ascension live on a cinder, " the residents of St Helena had joked before his departure.

"She just appreciates the fact we've let her back in, " joked Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham.

Even then somebody joked that do not disturb while playing golf except the corporate bankruptcy.

"As a matter of fact, I've always felt comfortable behind the podium in front of you, kind of as a shield, " he joked.

Linda, my wife, joked that it was like having six different marriage proposals.

"Of course you do, " I joked along with him. The sad part was, I wasn't joking.

Isaac and Daniel joked about this throughout the trip.

Actually, I joked with them a bit, saying, 'Ooooh, I'm on the same team as you now!

He joked with re-porters as he signed copies of ' Kitchener 's Last Volun-teer' at an event at the Royal Air Force Club in central London.

It was rare to say some jokes. Sometimes they did, however, always joked on the other man's lover.

Bush joked, saying that all he can report was that it was a size 10 shoe, then calmly took questions.

Her husband Guy joked, "He likes to sit on my knee and watch crime shows with me but even so he's still under qualified for jury duty. "

As I signed the first one, I joked with the receptionist: "Does this say that even if you pull my head completely off, I can't sue you? "

"I think that cleaning the litter box at home should be your chore now, " joked Bob. "It would be good practice for you! "

He joked that he was targeted by a Los Angeles Lakers fan for a "DWC: Driving With Championship. "

He joked that he was keeping it, and then we had a great conversation, which ultimately led to a friendship.

But he may have to purchase the land from "The Lunar Embassy" , the report joked.

Hillman said she'd joked about stealing the chicken for a few weeks but didn't think she'd really do it.

Learning that I was heading to the US for a visit, a male friend once joked that I should bring him back a suitcase of luxury gifts.

Yet, as he joked in 2006, "I always say, if Facebook ever falls through, I'll consider going back to Harvard. "

But, sadly, I was the only cute redhead in the mix, ' Mr. Browne joked.

He once joked that being religious in such a vain profession as show business might just be the highest level a Buddhist can reach.

At an elementary school visit, she joked about the confines of the White House grounds.

She laughed and said that uncle just joked with me. It's not true!

He even joked that he may have to use them as inspiration and enter the business of 'pirating the pirates. '

As Mary's birthday approached, George asked what gift she'd like. "Well, a Rolls-Royce would be nice, " joked Mary.

When he saw my results, Dr. Hariri joked that I exhibited 'Zen-like patience.

It was therefore joked, when couples engaged in the streets, law enforcement officers are not glued stopwatch to calculate time.

"You know, we should just accidently-on-purpose bump him under a train or something, " Matt joked.

"Clothes for Mel Gibson, " joked Domenico Dolce, referring to the Braveheart star, after showing Highland hiking boots and plaid tuxedos.

Annapolis resident Michael Busch, the speaker of the Maryland House, joked that socks constitute formal wear around here.

She laughed and said that uncle just joked with me.

"You remember that, " Obama joked with former Lakers all-star Magic Johnson (FSY), who was on the losing end of the Bulls' 1991 victory.

On the recent regional cabinet meeting, they were miserable and silent while Tory ministers laughed and joked.

He has joked, however, that there's no bonus for a 'degree of difficulty' in investing.

The 50-year-old actor joked that his involvement with the film might never have come about had he not cancelled a doctor's appointment.

The president had embraced the frenzy: "Oh, man, now, that's top secret, " Obama joked on Friday to reporters.

e. g. She got mad when he joked on her.

"We decided it was so much fun . . . , " Obama joked while sitting on a couch in the Map Room.

I joked that the animals must have been mislabeled or that the power wasn't switched on.

Before the game Ronaldo had apparently joked with his Old Trafford team-mate that he would get him sent off.

As the notoriously slow starter previously joked, "when have I ever made a false start? "

"For him, high-risk investment was a passbook account, " Mitchell joked.

"I'm her assistant, I hand her the brushes. She doesn't appreciate that most artists have to wait longer to have an assistant, " he joked.

'My name is Barack and I'm the guy that got Mark to wear a jacket and tie, ' Mr. Obama joked.

As teammate Carmelo Anthony joked, "Kobe might want to think about moving here -- to live. "

"Sorry Pete, " Andy even joked with Sampras who sat in the Royal Box during the incredible display of world class tennis.

Writing on his blog, he joked that he had written a first prayer which consisted of just two words: "Oh God" .

One market wag joked that somebody should start trading the Cement bloc (Countries Excluded from the Emerging New Terminology).

In his famous book "Main Street, " Lewis joked about and criticized small-town business owners.

In newsrooms in Istanbul, downhearted pro-secular editors joked darkly about moving to Izmir, where "no" votes prevailed.

"She now holds the fifth highest position in the company, " Yamaki joked.

"Anyway, all good things come with a bad taste, " he joked.

"It was a surprise, " he joked when asked about Cole's late run and shot.

"I've not been involved at the World Cup, only as a commentator and I don't think that deserves anything, " he joked.

"I advised him that in America we drink our beer cold, so he has to put this in the refrigerator before he drinks it, " the president joked.

'Strap 'em, down, I say! Let's make it illegal' to not take the vaccine, Mr. Gates joked.

In news rooms in Istanbul, downhearted pro-secular editors joked darkly about moving to Izmir, where "no" votes prevailed.

"What ? " all the field mice were surprised , they thought it was really a joked .

A judo practitioner and fan of pro-wrestling, Noda has joked that he is no good at underhand tricks.

My boss also joked with me, saying, 'you've never known how to use computers, and now you're downloading videos, you're a star'!

We joked, he showed us a picture of his little girl, I tried a necklace on.

Recently Ericsson joked with the old boys at his elementary-school reunion that he was going to have a sex-change operation.

One of the mummies had quite short hair and we joked she looked like Marilyn Monroe.

Maggie: Oh, great. This kid doesn't have a chance. She gets a terrible mother and a thought- joked father.

Jenna joked that their appearance provided an opportunity for " payback time " on live television.

Wryly they joked: "For the last 42 years we opened our mouths only when on the dentist's chair. "

planned to take a vote about how to proceed, and joked about taking on the hijackers with the butter knives from the in-flight breakfast.

Later, in college, people who noticed my preference joked about it, generally making me feel embarrassed and ashamed.

"I gotta leave something for you to buy a ticket for, " he joked.

Cate Blanchett joked that she took the role of Galadriel because, "I've always wanted pointy ears" .

"Some people! " my mother and I joked together in the following days.

Someone joked that we might do better at McDonald's, which gave Promise something new to consider.

"I'm used to this kind of thing, " he joked.

"The humble people seek an audience with Lord Huang, " a reader from Nanjing joked on the Tencent news portal.

Someone else joked that it was God speaking through him.

We befriended a group of Indians from Madras. "See you at the top! " we joked.

Li joked that Americans and Europeans should be more concerned about Chinese visitors buying up prime real estate.

"Maybe they were underground, " joked an Umma official.

"She's in Hawaii, waiting for the very special Hawaii vacation episode, " Plec joked.

After the delay was announced, she joked to the diplomats: "Sorry you've been given more work, " the source said.

On its (thankfully) short-term effects, Keroppy joked: "We enjoy being freaks for the night! "

I joked to him and the audience that I liked him better as Moses than in his present role.

We joked around a bit, and then I think I was much more relaxed.

At first this was very comical, but although my husband joked about it, he soon got down to the business of learning the language.

Apple and Google were once so close that Eric Schmidt, Google's boss, joked that they should merge and change their name to AppleGoo.

In Marseille, " joked Galliani, " The stadium is new, more than 18 years passed, it has been re-done, now the illumination works well.

They talked about animal rights stuff and joked around some, generally just having fun.

Joe Kernen joked: 'Who's Mike Mayo, and do we know whether he was turned down for a car loan? '

Behind her were Brent and Thomas . "My, my, my dear boys, " she joked . "You've grown taller than your mother . " Brentsmiled .

A retired United Nations economist in Rangoon, U Myint once joked that Burma's military generals ran "command economy" .

What other things do you think Lincoln joked about?

Sometimes, people can learn to point and social occasions, "joked. "

"Just so we're sure, " Commander Scott Altman joked, "the new administrator [is] not any of us on the flight deck right now, is it? "

Republicans joked that a second term would make George W. Bush look like FDR or Reagan by comparison.

Someone joked about performing a C-section, while Ponder patted a dog that meandered by.

Former CEO Andy Grove joked that Barrett had collected enough frequent-flier miles to buy his own airline.

On handing over, Mr Lewis joked that wanting the job was a "unique characteristic" of Mr Moynihan's.

It is not a subject to be joked upon.

Indeed, the Japanese people are so polite and orderly that a foreign friend of mine today joked that they "must lack the panic gene. "

"If we could get a littlemoney, that would be wonderful, " one joked.

Sitting in the shadow of the Himalayas, Dilmaya and several other mothers sat together and joked.

Xue MM angry, but joked about a flutter past pinch Obese women face revenge.

Barack Obama once joked he got his middle name - Hussein - from someone who obviously didn't think he'd ever run for president.

Putin joked get off due to excessive speed, he and Halonen have not enough time to talk.

In his e-mail to family in friends, he joked about the embassy's Fourth of July party.

One man joked about how we were drinking beer under the very beards of Islamists.

We chatted and joked as the elevator speeded upwards.

He joked she's a "girlfriend" , but it's ture: Josephine is the longest female partner for him , even though she is a black longhair.

"Maybe it will help you get a girl, " joked Spec. Tyler Meier, 20, of Ottumwa, Iowa.

We drank cheap Shancheng Beer, we joked around, we took turns singing songs.

Last Friday a trader on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange joked that a reporter like me could "mail the story in" .

Obama joked about wanting to forgo the tradition and eat "Courage. "

Legislation during FDR's 100 days was merely waved through, never discussed, joked some senators.

'You can quote a senior administration official, ' he joked.

We joked about it later, saying he got the bar bill and that's why.

David Icke once joked, "What would happen if a war was declared and no one turned up? "

"Sometimes you need to sign an agreement just to have lunch with the Chinese, " Pinto once joked.

24 held at a Westminster lunch, Mr Cameron joked to the media to repeat this scene.

They both laughed and joked, walking arm in arm down the street.

"Hopefully the [Microsoft] Office team is not on its way to find me right now, " he joked.

'I'm making up for never traveling when I was mayor, ' he joked.

Letterman, 63, then joked: 'Oh lord, we're going to lose our liquor license. '

(In an interview with Levie, the 26-year-old co-founder and CEO of Box joked that he's finally going to buy a yacht).

He joked: "I was told some time ago that you can tell your wife you are going to watch a cricket game and come back 15 days later! "

"The biggest news today is that we are here and there still are billionaires, " Forbes spokeswoman Monie Begley joked at a press conference.

'Good place to bury the bodies, ' she joked with black humour .

I even joked that it is tourists like him who made Singapore rich.

"I may need a reference guide to this case, " he joked.

Regina joked, "It's incredible really. She thinks she's a horse. "

He has joked that he fully intends to continue running the Omaha conglomerate 'by s ce. '

My teacher was in a good humor today and even joked with us.

"I think I should thank the Royal Family because they have done wonders for my career, " she joked.

The manager joked last week that he was losing a player per game.

Stone: Trey said 'crab people, ' and we joked about how dumb it was. But we couldn't figure out anything better.

"I just cuss them out really bad in Serbian, " Bryant joked.

After the alleged recordings were posted on the net, he joked: "I am not a saint. "

"We decided that because it was so much fun . . . , " Obama joked to reporters.

She joked about his moustache.

"Long underwear, " she joked.

I often joked: "the night gave us a black eye, we will use it to search for gold. "

With the world joked, a face don't believe to look.

He joked to Astor that it wouldn't surprise him "if you had to change that profile into an obituary" .

They laughed and joked in Chinese, which I do not speak.

Hence again someone joked, maybe in the future of luxury cars will have swimming pool, a golf course and even airport!

"I have a son in the Marines, and I asked him to FedEx his helmet and flak jacket, but it didn't get here in time, " he joked.

"More like Britain, " she joked.

Indeed, the voices recorded along with the video joked about the killing while the shooting was happening.

We smoked and ate and joked, dubbing the vehicle the "sahafa party van. "

"Next time we see each other I'm sure I will have all the nuclear stuff solved, " Obama joked as we left.

He had seen some of them die, --and had joked too, because they died with prayers upon their lips.

"It's nice to have a justifiable excuse for accessorising, " he joked.

He joked that nuclear industry's 'most important output these days is press releases. '

"Not Armenia, " I joked. "She doesn't get old, apparently. "

Some users, such as nurdfighter joked that the prize is "a pathetic way of getting Obama to visit Norway. "

Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has joked he could be sacked because of all the 1-0 results they've achieved this season.

As we left the hospital he joked withthe staff.

'Yeast helps, ' he joked.

Although the family often joked about that.

They joked that: in order to provide the requested information, almost a copier.

"I tell you, my friend, you must take a wife before there's no one left to remember us, " Shemsen joked bleakly .

I joked to friends that my boyfriend was my latest fellowship.

"Um, let's talk about it more, " she joked.

"I want to be the traitor of the year in Holland, " joked Guus Hiddink.

He joked that like you stupid to die!

You are the first that joked.

"I put on a sticking plaster and still went to the party, " he joked.

"In our dreams, we were hoping for bats or birds or something, " the University of Puerto Rico's Agnarsson joked.

"The teacher showed me some mercy and didn't assign me any homework, " he joked to reporters.

"So I was definitely part of the conspiracy that is Geronimo, " he joked.