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Katherine Solomon was sure that Langdon would never joke about something like this, and yet he sounded like he had lost his mind.

As the conference wound down and his American colleagues headed to the airport, he made a joke about escaping across the border.

I don't want to make a joke about this, but this certainly needs more compliance than taking two or three pills a day.

No wonder, people used to joke about him, like: " Old Tim wants to become a legend in his own lifetime. "

Embarrass him in public. Make a burp or a fart joke about him or ask him tons of annoying personal questions.

What about last week when you told that joke about fat people trying to dance and you made him the butt of the joke?

My attitude toward death was captured by the punch line in an old joke about Sister Jones, the most devout woman in her church.

The next time Americans make a joke about the Europeans and their taste for la dolce vita, they ought to take a look a bit closer to home.

As I happened to be sitting next the driver going to town on the 'bus, I told him my joke about the "frayed" shirts.

"There were reindeer on his boxer shorts, " he said, making a joke about how all the deer were red- nosed from blood.

My light-verse joke about the Trinity could seem disrespectful, I suppose; but it is a hard concept , as you say, and that's all I meant.

Not long ago I was at the checkout of a department store when the man ahead of me turned and made a joke about something he had bought.

joke about every prominent man of my time, but I never net a man I didn't like.

It sounds like the old joke about the bad restaurant: that the food was lousy and there wasn't enough of it.

Several of the passengers were perfect strangers until one of them struck up a conversation & then made a joke about airplane compartments.

Lighten up. Joke about whatever annoys you, and if you can manage it, laugh about it with that person, or poke fun at your own reaction.

There was an old joke about how if you ask a consultant the time he'll borrow your watch so he can tell you.

Being funny like Jim Carey is always a good thing to do. However, sometimes jokes go too far. Read below to find out what NOT TO JOKE ABOUT.

These days, people joke about events like "Snowmageddon, " the huge snowstorms that hit the Washington area a year ago.

Which is key. The right to joke about lost limbs is usually reserved for close friends and fellow amputees.

There is an old joke about a person who walks into a surgery and says, 'Doctor, doctor, people keep ignoring me.

I've asked you over and over again not to joke about religion, "answered his wife. "

Please do not joke about such a delicate subject.

Would $10 billion be a reasonable price to pay for a site so popular that Hollywood celebrities take it for granted and joke about it?

In her post, Mom made a joke about having trouble growing lupines, and hoping that "wasn't a bad omen. "

If it's a minor mistake, or not very serious, make a joke about the incident.

Then work hard at finding something about this you can laugh at and, when you feel comfortable, drop a joke about it at an unexpected time.

There's an old joke about being an economist: You never have to say you're wrong.

He would laugh at the latest joke about a priest and a rabbi or about a farmer's daughter.

There was a joke about a guy who sued another guy for calling him a gorilla.

There is a joke about her going out to dinner with her cabinet.

I am tempted to make a joke about this, but I don't want to incur the wrath of the leisure scientists.

So what seems like an eccentric if tragic joke about Harry becomes a way to spread ethnic hatred .

As a matter of fact, Lucy and I have a little joke about this.

Refer to xkcd for a funny joke about this.

she ' s just really high , you know ? - how can you joke about that.

Duncan: Yes, the Olympic clock stop as the world's jokes, even the British themselves joke about it.

The two of us sometimes joke about his lack of organisation and about his tendency to forget appointments and then blame someone else.

That's an old joke about certain fans wanting Yao to come to their team. Usually, it was Warriors fan.

Marjorie Baer used to joke about her retirement plans.

Personally when I make a joke about DKs being OP, I am alluding to the the fact that they were OP, particularly right after we shipped.

There is an old joke about a person, lost on the street. He turns to a stranger and says, 'Please, how do I get to the city hall?

You might think your dad's joke about what you call blood-sucking referees ( "umpires" haha) is old, but that's nothing.

Hardly a conversation starts without a dark-humoured joke about the ultimate failure of the NATO mission.

We then had a little joke about the game but I get the feeling I can't win.

In every generation writers joke about writing the "great American novel. " But Mark Twain really did.

"It's more of a joke about the subjectivity of ecotourism and visions of control that run amok, or fail, " Rockman said.

Yet, apart from the still-daunting debt numbers, the highlight was a joke about a Tory "non-dom" .

I made a joke about you being over the hill. You're clearly not over the hill, so it was clearly a joke. Okay?

I have previously made a joke about this particular incidence but now I repent.

On waking a couple of hours later, he is able to joke about the experience with his team-mates.

Mr Noda's new government got off to an unfortunate start when the industry minister resigned, after making a joke about radiation.

Jane Angelich used to joke about her husband, Mark, going bald.

At another lunch with the same group on September 15th, the suave if somewhat bloodless president first made a lame joke about blood groups.

Twain's joke about German gender shows that in most languages it often has little to do with physical sex.

That is a woman that is not to joke about. Not even by a cynic like you.

It now contains a bouquet of high-end boutiques, possibly what Mr. Beane's joke about those antiques dealers was alluding to.

My Grandad told me a joke about memory.

On a recent episode, a male guest told a joke about a foreign human-rights team in Afghanistan.

They joke about getting rid of the beds in their cramped dorm rooms, since they use them so rarely.

He told mother a joke about a woman driver he knows.

That long-running joke about men being unwilling to stop for directions?

4, Please dont joke about such a delicate subject.

A few years later I heard a joke about the greatest violinist, Jascha Heifetz .

There's a joke about a man who goes to the doctor complaining that he sees spots.

Bowie is very upset about Chun, and tells Angie not to trust the one who flirt around. Bowie makes joke about marrying Angie.

If you get a headache looking at the syntax, focus on the nearest person and ask them if they know the joke about the two camels in the zoo.

PM I'll let you come up with your own joke about that line.

In Clemson, a college town, he told a joke about two boys from New York who decide to take up farming.

The hypothesis is affectionately lampooned by a famous old joke about two economists who pass a $100 bill on the street.

Don't joke about her losing the love, or you'll hurt her pride.

We often joke about that the Erguotou is the most patriotic wine it refuses to brew once outside of China.

Everyone smiled . The men started to joke about it , talk to each other , and share the newspaper .

He often carries the short fuse in his pocket and joke about it afterwards.

We don't think twice about it, except maybe to joke about all the brain cells we're losing.

Or, Buddha is within you. Did Buddha make a joke about emotional trust?

You know how people joke about calling China (or the US, if you are in China) from their work phones and everybody laughs.

Now the joke about fraudulent securities was actually unfair.

He has tried to conciliate the elite economic interests, and joke about the fanatical fringe they are stirring up.

Store owner: Of course not! This is a respectable business. I never joke about business.

We like to make a joke about his new hairstyle.

ISRAELIS tell a joke about a Jew who takes to reading Arab newspapers.

HEARD the joke about a businessman who asks his accountant what two plus two is?

Even the most daring Islamic comedians rarely if ever joke about the faith itself.

The minutes fly by. Horses are nothing to joke about.

Vivian: I never joke about money.

John made up a joke about the talking dog.

Know how people joke about being raised by wolves? I was raised by construction workers.

There is a joke about man who visits a doctor and asks to perform blood tests since he suspects a calcium deficiency.

i thought your joke about the astronauts was funny.

There is a joke about man who visits a doctor and asks to perform blood tests since he suspects a calcium deficiency.

i thought your joke about the astronauts was funny.

(I heard a similar joke about corruption in Romania).

This is a time where anyone in the room can offer a joke about something related to the content of the meeting.

The joke about April Fool's Day caused widespread panic.

Your joke about unemployment didn't go down well with the Prime Minister, I'm afraid.

'I have already warned you, 'said Leonard seriously. 'Itis dangerous to joke about these things. '

We often joke about that youthful love romance.

We are all delighted at her joke about the ghost.

Professors often joke about never making it below 110th Street.

Professors often joke about never making it below 110th Street.

I was like 'Leave me alone and don't joke about it'.

I made that joke about them not serving booze.

Joke about the song also sang, hard climb to the 34th floor, we all feel exhausted.

THE Onion doesn't joke about software development.

Why would I joke about something like that?

There is a joke about the Russians, sometimes told by Russians.

Howard: I am a horny engineer, Leonard. I never joke about math or sex.

Make a joke about sb. Or sth.

We like to joke about such things.

The joke about the elephant brought the house down.

Youknow the joke about European hell?

I just heard the best joke about Bond Emeruwa.

A popular joke about Java is that it is "write once, debug everywhere. "

Make a joke about sth.

The movie takes itself less seriously and they're free to joke about the product.

You really shouldn't joke about things like that.

a sick joke about a cat.

Don't even joke about having a bomb or a gun.

In self-defense, my brother and I would often joke about Meta's English, thereby touching off an explosion of unintelligible German.

Don't even joke about it.

Hey, did you see the joke about how to clean your mouse ball?

Jeez, Kate, how can you joke about it?

I do know another joke about the Nun and the full standing bishop.

Morgan De Sanctis and Marco Borriello were pretending Holland were leading 2-0 and you cannot joke about that!

Don't joke about it.

This is why men prefer to joke about sex.

Cause I'm only givin you things you joke about with your friends inside you livin' room

he told a heavy - handed joke about bill ' s baldness that embarrassed everyone

no laughing matter: nothing to joke about; something serious

And our daddies used to joke about the two of us

On the lighter side, here is a joke about politicians, thieves and programmers from Ahmad

Things you joke about wit ya friends inside your livin'room

The day before yesterday, and you are still friends joke about green;

A joke about reading academic articles

Can we still laugh and joke about things like before

SH: No, I only joke about it with friends. . . (laugh)

The joke about doctors implies that, in the eyes of nurses, they are

why would i joke about hemophilia

A joke about Bachelor's Day

And they had a joke about friend or enema

This is a joke about Gulistan, an area in the capital, Dhaka

this is a serious problem. nobody should joke about it

Do you have a joke about your mother-in-low? -