boffin

Mrs Boffin: Well? What's the matter now?

Professor Boffin was a great scientist but he always forget small things.

Narrator: Professor Boffin is going to bake a cake.

Scientists are very clever men, Professor Boffin.

"I'm going shopping now. " "And I'm going to sleep! " Professor Boffin says.

Narrator: Sandy and Sue are coming home from school. They meet Professor Boffin.

Mother: Your umbrella leaks, Professor Boffin!

"Many happy returns, dear, " Professor Boffin said.

Mother: Good morning, Professor Boffin.

I'm no boffin, but I can spot a flaw in these tests.

Mother: Because Professor and Mrs Boffin will come to tea this afternoon.

Professor Boffin lives opposite the Clarks.

Mother: Come in please. Where's Professor Boffin?

but Professor Boffin never notices little things like that!

But he's still wearing his pyjamas, and Mrs Boffin's running after him!

Mrs Boffin is driving the car. Professor Boffin is sitting on the back seat.

Sue: You're still holding your coat, Professor Boffin!

"What lovely flowers! " Mrs Boffin said.

Mrs Boffin: Where are the eggs, dear?

Mother: Good afternoon, Mrs Boffin.

Mrs Boffin: It looks like cement. It feels like cement, too!

Professor Boffin will come to tea this afternoon.

Mrs Boffin: Well, dear? Professor: He had some eggs but he hadn't any matches.

Mrs Boffin: Good afternoon, Mrs Clark.

Mrs Boffin: Perhaps they're under the bed. Have a look.

Mrs Boffin: It looks funny to me.

What can she see? She can see Professor Boffin.

Mrs Boffin stops. "You must n't park here dear, " Professor Boffin says.

Father: Look! That's Mrs Boffin.

"Why not? " Mrs Boffin asks.

"Because it says, 'No parking, '" Professor Boffin answers.

Mrs Boffin: What's funny, dear?

Mrs Boffin: My goodness Professor Boffin! Look at this bag! It is cement!

This man isn't a thief This is Professor Boffin, the famous scientist!

Father: Look! That's Mrs Boffin. She's coming now. Open the front door, Betty.

Sandy: What are you going to do, Professor Boffin?

Sandy: How long ago were you in America, Professor Boffin?

Narrator: Professor Boffin has been to lots of countries.

His 27-page report has plenty of caveats: Sai Thein Win is a missile expert, not a nuclear boffin, and some of what he reports is hearsay;

Sandy: Have you ever been to Russia, Professor Boffin?