Howard I.

Howard: I'm with you. I just have to make sure that if I'm a synthetic human, I'd still be Jewish. I promised my mother.

Howard: I know all your shirts. That's not one of them. . . You were pretending to work at the Genius Bar to pick up women, weren't you?

Howard: I'm sure you're very excited to go home after such a long business trip.

Howard: I don't have homework. I'm a grown man with a master's degree in engineering.

Howard: I will go to bed earlier tomorrow night. I promise! There's nothing good on TV tomorrow.

Howard: I will get it, if you just help me out a little bit.

Howard: I'm guessing that future historians will condemn us for not taking this opportunity to kill Sheldon.

Howard: I do not. My mother lives with me.

Mitch: Howard, I just got a call from Helen. A major problem has come to light.

Howard: I don't know. It was just there!

Howard: I'll tell you what you shouldn't do.

Howard: I'm supposed to give him a ride home.

Howard: I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food and split into two Sheldons.

Howard: I guess times have changed since we were young.

For the record, Howard, I'm sorry that I broke our pact.

Howard: I'll treat you to a coffee to celebrate. It's not every day that you sell two million dollars worth of products.

Howard: I had to walk. I couldn't get Raj on the back of my scooter.

Howard: I need your support, here, son, and your trust.

Howard: I'm a fancy Indian man. We invented pajamas.

Howard: I got your back, sister.

howard , i need you up here . - one sec , odie.

Howard: I'd like to hire a new marketing assistant.

HOWARD: I think it hinders the student's ownership of their own education.

Howard: I'm fine. Thanks for asking.

Bernadette: It's what I do with Howard. I'm much smarter than he is. But it's important to protect his manhood.

Howard: I do that, too. But probably in a different way.

Howard: I am a horny engineer, Leonard. I never joke about math or sex.

Howard: I'm busy, too! You answer it.

Howard: I'll get on it right away.

Howard: I know it's the phone, Ma, I hear the phone!

Howard: I saw the news this morning.

HOWARD: I couldn't even stand on it and hold the sail. I probably fell down fifty times.

Howard: I know, Mom, I know.

HOWARD: I saw yesterday that they rent windsurfers at the beach. I want to rent one.

Howard: I don't know, you guys work in the same lab.

Dr. Howard: I haven't heard that one. It's lovely.

howard - i need those suits first thing tomorrow