geeta

If I saw any woman in the park it would be a solid proof that she is Geeta waiting for her lovers.

If I saw any man there it would be a solid proof that he is one of Geeta's lover waiting for her.

I did not know in which nightclub Geeta was working.

Geeta is the only living creature I have been able to slap without retaliation.

So I went up to Geeta and as she began to embrace me, I slapped her.

It was sometimes after this misadventure that the business of stoning a rat, beating a cat, and slapping Geeta everyday started.

I define non-violence as follows: If I slap Geeta it is non-violence. If Geeta slaps me it is violence.

But Geeta's question began to pinch my conscience.

I have been taking some classes for women because my daughter (Geeta) has not been keeping too well.

As usual Geeta did nothing to counter these rumours. She told me she enjoyed being a ghost.

So I at once concluded that those birds were Geeta and her lover in a previous incarnation.

As soon as the business of slapping Geeta was in full swing, my mental sickness reached new heights.

To ensure my survival, I promised Geeta, in name of God and non-violence, never to touch her again.

'Son, that's what happens when you read the Bhagavat Geeta.

One day I dreamt that Geeta slapped me back.

But I am doing it for Geeta's sake.

Geeta is feeling better too.

Geeta got a job in a school as a typist.