There, as confused and lonely freshmen, my suitemates and I bonded through our mutual obsession with the frat guys from a college twenty minutes away.

On going to her first frat party: "I felt like I'd walked into an American teen movie." I picked up the red cups.

One reason why liberals hate George Bush so much is that they think he and his frat-boy kind should have been swept aside by the youth-quake of 1968.