Said to be one of the safest houses in the world; fire, flood, termite resistant, and aesthetically repellant-the spiny roof and bug-eyed Windows are sure to keep burglars out!

Ah, the holidays: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose … and a new HDTV so gorgeous it'll make your obnoxious relatives turn green-eyed with envy.