If you find that you need a cigarette when you're drinking a beer, try eating nuts or pretzels instead.
如果你发觉喝啤酒的时候就想吸烟，那吃一些坚果或者咸味饼干做替代。
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All the things necessary for an IT administrator are here - screws, nuts, "beer", "memory", "processors", discs and stuff like that!
it管理者所需要的材料，都列在这里-螺丝，螺帽，啤酒盖，内存，处理器，光碟之类的东西！
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I figured anyone who dares to put a sign that advertises "Warm Beer, Lousy Food, Bad Service" must either be nuts or offering something quite to the contrary.