Money doesn't buy happiness, it buys crazy-ass happiness.
钱买不到快乐，它买到的让你疯癫的快乐。
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"The crazyass! " he said to himself. "What does he want to advertise for?"
“这个笨蛋疯了！”他对自己说。“那他干嘛要登那个广告？”
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Similarly, some super peacocked goth dude has a lot of value to other goth chicks, but to a college party chick looking for a crazy frat boy, the goth dude is just some lame ass weirdo.