I described the pain, the emotions, the little things (like Beatrice's hangnail at her birth) and the big things (like crapping on the floor during Frances').

Phoebe: : (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love…is like a giant pigeon…crapping on my heart.

I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident.