He would spend more time under the apple tube when he heard an apple grunt.

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Built around the 1GHz Tegra 2 SOC, the 11.2-inch ICD Gemini should provide comparable endurance to Apple's A4-sporting iPad, while besting it in the grunt stakes with its glorious ability to chew through 1080p video when required.

ENGADGET: ICD's Tegra 2-powered Gemini is the most feature-complete tablet we've seen yet