Half of these are behavioural disorders, while one third are emotional disorders such as stress, anxiety and depression, which often become outwardly apparent through self-harm.

That trend was apparent when Capello's side struck the woodwork once more, with a 35-yard free-kick from Lampard seven minutes into the second half.

But they do know that, three and a half years after apparent boasts of victory, there are still a lot of American troops in Iraq, and the place looks an utter mess on the evening news.