If you end up with a Charlie Brown situation, with the entire class ha-ha-ing, that's a disaster, and people will loathe you for it.

We ate Turkey and mashed potatoes - with a side of Spanish rice and tamales. We watched a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, after dancing to cumbias and salsa.

An Irish filmmaker has uncovered irrefutable evidence of the viability of time travel: a shot of a woman jabbering into a cellphone in a Charlie Chaplin silent film.