GROSSE POINTE FARMS, Mich. – A suburban Detroit woman has decided to scare up the vote among neighborhood children by just offering treatsto John McCain supporters.
What would Christmas be without the story of a jelly-bellied elf who somehow gets around the world in one night to deliver presents and treatsto good little girls and boys?
In arguing against such practices, she poses a series of immensely practical alternatives, such as positive reinforcement with food treatsto move cattle into trucks or chutes.