Recognizing that the world is crowded with the rhythmically challenged, he recently produced a self-instruction video featuring onetime Lawrence Welk Show stars Bobby Burgess and Elaine Balden.

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Then Dole went to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, leaving himself open to unlimited Lawrence Welk jokes and leaving me with little excuse for failing to deal with the stuffed-gopher museum in Torrington, Alberta.

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