A white neon frieze is suspended beside the entrance depicting three things that you'd expect to find in an old-fashioned Chinese kitchen - a sprig of mint, grains of sticky rice and a leek.

The conspicuous orange and white clownfish and the neon bicolor angelfish seemed to keep an arm's length away, while the black and yellow butterfly fish came right up and ate out of my hand.

How else to explain that she's been spotted going to the tanning salon, yet still manages to maintain a nearly neon-white pallor?