On meeting a buckyball, a free radical grabs at the bounty of electrons smeared across the bucky's surface, but cannot break it so the radical stays stuck to it like a leech.

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Clearly, a two-rate system of 10% and 25% would be a radical departure from the seven-tier system we find ourselves stuck in today, and a major step towards a system where every American can quickly estimate their federal tax liability.

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The 61-year-old Morsi certainly must have learned a thing or two about American values when he was living in the U.S. He earned his PhD in engineering in 1982 from the University of Southern California, and stuck around to teach in that state for three years before returning to Egypt to be a political radical.

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